Live webchat with Charlie Brooker on Monday 23rd November at 12pm

[RachelMumsnet]

Guardian columnist and broadcaster Charlie Brooker will be joining us at Mumsnet for a live webchat next Monday (23rd November) between 12 and 1pm. If you can't join us, post your advance questions to Charlie here.

'MASSIVELY handsome in the traditional sense'

Whose tradition?

ah
i dont read that paper.

hassled, it's a lose / lose situation: if I win, two little boys may cry. If I lose, I've been outclassed by children.

Still, it's not the first time I've wanted to beat two kids on live TV

Dappy is from NDubz or sumfink. I think he and his 'band' mates are being questioned over a rape atm. But I could be wrong.

... and do you think we're a nest of vipers, fluffy mummies or intelligent women interested in a good debate?

(although the latter might be difficult to discern amongst all the fawning)

Boo! I was CONVINCED you'd have been a semi-spod like me, who used to pretend to watch Tiswas in order to look cool, when in actual fact I was a big fan of Swap Shop and used to spend a lot of time painstakingly designing clothes for Maggie Philbin.

And my other, more interesting question??? Hmmm?

Charlie,

I'm not sure what to wear today.

Any ideas?

Is Dappy the one with the funny hats? He's a big Phil Collins fan doncha know

i have just googled images of Charlie Brooker.....had nooo idea what you looked like!!

picklesflatman, David Mitchell is a boilerhouse of pure sexual energy. Every time I meet him I act all aggressive without realising it, because I'm suppressing the urge to get all Gone With The Wind on his arse.

charlie - how much stuff could you not tell us on newswipe? it was brilliantly revealing, but I did wonder if you could have gone further?

Hi Charlie

When you have time you might to watch these which I can't decide if they are either the funniest or the most offensive videos on youtube. Probably both

Charlie, in the recent webchat with Gordon Brown I asked him how embarassing it was to meet Mr Berlusconi... he didn't answer of course. How embarassing do you think it is for him then?

Hi Charlie,
Can I ask a standard question? What was the childhood book that influenced you most?
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What is your book about and would it be appropriate for a 13 year old boy who thinks you're the coolest guy in the world?

;)

Doing very well so far, do you want us to stroke your ego and tell you how much better than Cameron/Brown/everyone else you are?

Fuck, sorry, I'm fawning again, aren't I?

Thank you for your Jan Moir column.

A more visceral, righteously angry and downright fantastic piece of wirting I have yet to read.

Utterly utterly wonderful.

To those asking about the Guardian photo expression -- it's artificial bemusement. I didn't want a photo taken. They did it round the back of my house. I'm actually standing outside in it, against a garden wall.

charlie,

(i made it! im not out due to DD being ill- thanks DD, ill pay you later)

are you planning on writing any more dramas or screenplays?

and is screen wipe coming back? i like the format - grumpy man shouts at telly, as i find myself shouting at the telly more and more these days. (not that i REALLY think your grumpy you understand...)

ta.

Justine. Probably best not to look.

Mitchell has the dead, black eyes of someone who has looked into the void...

JustineMumsNet, my favourite childhood books were Mr. Bump, the Crack-a-Joke Book, and so on. I read mainly non-fiction although I also liked Roald Dahl's Tales of the Unexpected.

As a teenager it was Catch-22 and The Magus.

I still mainly read non-fiction. A lot of fiction really annoys me. I just think the writer's trying to show off the whole time and end up spinning the book across the room.

Hi Charlie, I'm a big fan of yours but some of the things you say are fairly offensive and often more than a bit defamatory, and I was just wondering whether the usual dose of media schooling the other slebs seem to receive (in order to render them utterly neutral) is optional, or whether you have had it but you just don't give a crap about offending people? Just how censored are you, and how bad would you be if you weren't? Thanks.

Is it very depressing watching tv all day?

personally I would love it but it would be a rapid slide into obesity for me