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Live webchat with Charlie Brooker on Monday 23rd November at 12pm

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RachelMumsnet · 19/11/2009 10:07

Guardian columnist and broadcaster Charlie Brooker will be joining us at Mumsnet for a live webchat next Monday (23rd November) between 12 and 1pm. If you can't join us, post your advance questions to Charlie here.

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CharlieBrooker · 23/11/2009 12:59

Actually, more seriously on that last point: I don't think money ever enters into any decision like that. The question would be 'where do I get the most freedom' and the answer is The Guardian.

CharlieBrooker · 23/11/2009 13:01

preggersplayspop, close your eyes and breathe a bit. Apparently they slip out really easily.

JackBauer · 23/11/2009 13:01

Good to hear.

preggersplayspop · 23/11/2009 13:02

Here's hoping!

CharlieBrooker · 23/11/2009 13:02

MissGreatBritain, favourite game of all time is probably something like Tetris or Fallout or Burnout or one of the Marios or... it keeps changing.

JackBauer · 23/11/2009 13:03

The Official Charlie Brooker Birth Method.
Fall aslepp. Apparently.

Have you had fun? Well, as much as you can have fun without self destructing?

ohmeohmy · 23/11/2009 13:03

what makes you smile?

BecauseImWorthIt · 23/11/2009 13:03

Has the fall out from the Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand 'affair' affected what the Guardian allows you to write at all?

Sorry - I realise this is a third question, but I think being given the freedom to write is incredibly important, and I know that - in broadcast media certainly - there has been a lot of fear that has manifested itself in a growing conservatism as to what is and isn't allowed. I wondered if this was making itself felt at the Guardian too?

(Can't say I've noticed it, but I wondered ...)

CharlieBrooker · 23/11/2009 13:04

Jaceybee, we worked out lots of stuff for a second Nathan Barley series, but other stuff got in the way. I'm looking forward to Chris's film.

One of the Barley S2 storylines revolved around him accidentally getting into a scenario where he was sleeping with three different pregnant women at the same time.

There were lots of other ideas too. It was all v different to S1.

JackBauer · 23/11/2009 13:04

asleep

Fuck.

JamesAndTheGiantBanana · 23/11/2009 13:04

You can't beat good old tetris.

Do you drive, and if you do, do you get road rage?

sausagerolemodel · 23/11/2009 13:05

What do you think will happen when the box in the corner of the living room and the internet are properly one and the same thing?

Will TV be exactly as it is now or will there be a shift of power/networks/control of budgets and production?

I apologise for the complete and utter dullness of this question (but am genuinely interested) and hope you can manage to squeeze cameron jizz into the answer to compensate.

MissGreatBritain · 23/11/2009 13:05

Thanks for answering.

One more thing - has the strength of (sexual) feeling towards you amongst us surprised you? Or do women prostrate themselves before you everywhere you go?

ohmeohmy · 23/11/2009 13:06

'squeeze cameron jizz'? eeeww

TheFoosa · 23/11/2009 13:06

Mario Bros on Wii is very good

CharlieBrooker · 23/11/2009 13:07

BecauseImWorthIt, no pressure from the Guardian, although we quite regularly have chats where they ask me to tone something down -- that's always been the case though, and they're often right to do so.

Re: compliance elsewhere I'm currently having to do bits of Newswipe in advance because more people at the BBC have to be 'across' it. It means our schedule's slightly altered and we may have some extra squabbles but they've not said "you can't say this or that".

I think the TV industry in particular worries FAR too much about what the papers say. Fuck the papers. They're dying anyway.

posieparker · 23/11/2009 13:08

Could a woman ever be as witty and cutting as you and still be as liked?

JackBauer · 23/11/2009 13:08

Can we all stop mentioning Cameron jizz please?

BitOfFun · 23/11/2009 13:09

Charlie, do you like Alabama 3? It just strikes me that you might. Is Buzzcocks the hardest show you have been on?

MissGreatBritain · 23/11/2009 13:09

"Fuck the papers. They're dying anyway."

Let's hope your boss at the Guardian isn't reading this.

M1ssy · 23/11/2009 13:09

Thanks for answering Charlie and thank you Mumsnet... you stars!! x

ThatVikRinA22 · 23/11/2009 13:10

agree with the tv industry worries too much about the papers. that whole thing with Ross/Brand was fueled totally by the rags. most people really didnt care!

CharlieBrooker · 23/11/2009 13:10

MissGreatBritain, there's no way to answer that.

SerendipitousHarlot · 23/11/2009 13:10

Nooooooo!! Don't let him leeeeeeave!!!

AngryFromManchester · 23/11/2009 13:10

Cahrlie, do you feel walnut whips make the world a brighter, lighter place or does something else do it for you?