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Ask God a question

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:22

The lovely people of Mumsnet HQ asked me if I would answer a few questions and as I have a free 5 minutes to spare, go ahead!

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WelshBoris · 14/06/2006 15:23

Can you make sure England dont win the world cup?

We will never hear the end of it?

And does Bradley Walsh think of me at all?

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:23

tap tap tap

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:24

aha! I am afraid that the England Football Team are too ungodly to win the world cup, they are heathens!

And no, Bradley Walsh thinks of many fallen women but not you.

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LadyTambaOfTambaTown · 14/06/2006 15:24

Why did you give men the very thing that can make women feel great and not give them the instruction manual?

bluejelly · 14/06/2006 15:24

DOes my bum look big in this

busybusybee · 14/06/2006 15:24

I am going to be evicted from my home in 6 weeks.
Will I find somewhere I WANT to live by then????

Twiglett · 14/06/2006 15:25

does this skirt go with these shoes?

Greensleeves · 14/06/2006 15:25

Why do you have such a twisted sense of humour? :)

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:25

bluejelly, yes it does.

busybusybee - you have to make compromises my dear! Seek and ye shall find!

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intergalacticwalrus · 14/06/2006 15:26

How do you get your beard so sparkling white? Is it Daz?

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:26

twiglett, no, they are awful.

GS, because I do!

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Tinker · 14/06/2006 15:26

Can you strike my neighbours with a bolt of lightening please?

WelshBoris · 14/06/2006 15:26

How long have you been married to Cod?

LadyTambaOfTambaTown · 14/06/2006 15:26

OI God, why did you ignore my question!

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:26

(chuckle) I do not have a beard my simple child! Those are only depictions of me, no-one has seen my face and lived!

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CountessDracula · 14/06/2006 15:27

God, please could you ask Gordon Ramsay to keep his restaurant in Hospital Rd open until 1 August so I can have my dh's 40th birthday dinner there?

He is selfishly proposing to close it for 2 months for re-furb. (it is fine as it is IMO)

TIA oh Almighty one

bluejelly · 14/06/2006 15:28
Shock
Tinker · 14/06/2006 15:28

Do you look like this >>>> Angry

Grin Grin

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:28

Tamba - it is called a sense of humour my dear! Women are much better at figuring out how to use things than men!

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cupcakes · 14/06/2006 15:28

when does the boden sale start?

intergalacticwalrus · 14/06/2006 15:28

Oh and God, can you let me know what the winning lottery number for tonight are. TIA.

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:29

CD I will do my best.
Tinker I only look like that for you my dear!
Boden are capitalists, you should shop in Oxfam!

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:29

walrus - money is not the answer my dear!

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intergalacticwalrus · 14/06/2006 15:30

Ok then, can you wipe out all me debts, and then I can concentrate on working for the greater good?

Cheers

CountessDracula · 14/06/2006 15:31

So if I call them now and say God said it would be ok...