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Ask God a question

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:22

The lovely people of Mumsnet HQ asked me if I would answer a few questions and as I have a free 5 minutes to spare, go ahead!

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Greensleeves · 14/06/2006 15:31
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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:31

walrus, you have to figure these things out for yourself my dear, that's why I gave women the bigger brains!

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LadyTambaOfTambaTown · 14/06/2006 15:32

Why do foods that are bad for you taste so good?

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:32

CD, yes they would have a table for you if you quote my name, I have just softened their hearts for you!

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:32

Tamba - that is the legend of the devil my dear!

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LadyTambaOfTambaTown · 14/06/2006 15:33

Whos better in bed - you or the devil?

Tinker · 14/06/2006 15:33

You've got all the crap tunes.

WelshBoris · 14/06/2006 15:33

ive had the devil

hes crap

his fork singed my foof

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:34
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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:34

WB you do not have a foof.
Tinker - I know, I know! Sad

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:35

But I cannot seem to get through to Marilyn Manson these days....

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WelshBoris · 14/06/2006 15:35

I damn well do have a foof very nice it is too

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:36

I wouldn't brag about it dear, really I wouldn't!

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MrsBadger · 14/06/2006 15:37

Cliff Richard does you no favours, oh unbearded one
may I suggest a quick lightning strike? or at least a reassurance that he'll get his?

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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:38

Well this has been most educational but the Pope is calling for tea soon so I'd better not keep him waiting!

Goodbye dear ladies and remember your prayers now!

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Twiglett · 14/06/2006 15:38

wats a foof?

WelshBoris · 14/06/2006 15:38
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AlmightyGod · 14/06/2006 15:38

Don't mention Cliff to me! Angry
Foul-mouthed hooligan!

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Rhubarb · 14/06/2006 15:39

Did I miss something?

Carmenere · 14/06/2006 15:40

First time that god has given me a laugh in agesGrin

CountessDracula · 15/06/2006 16:12

God you are crap, it didn't work Angry

May have to mutter rude words next time I pass the vicar in the street

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