We can all get into classics now

[ssd]

Its that easy

Ooops

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Nominating this thread for classics.

spits out tea etc.

At least this thread is real which is more than can be said about most threads in classics.

Although I suppose OP still has time to come up with something 😅

Funny

Oh no!

I can beat that!
I wrote a poem to my CF neighbour and then the whole bus cheered!

@ssd you evil genius. Let's all do it..

I did it

😲

Ah but did you compose a lengthy and verbose text, laugh so hard you woke the dead and pissed on the dog, and tell off all the people on the bus for cheering at you, because they're tone deaf and nobody should be cheering when the world is in such a state?

😂😂😂

Ah but did you compose a lengthy and verbose text, laugh so hard you woke the dead and pissed on the dog, and tell off all the people on the bus for cheering at you, because they're tone deaf and nobody should be cheering when the world is in such a state?

And then have the local rugby team come along and lift up the bus to move it out of the way because it had temporarily parked somewhere you didn't agree with. Bonus points if there's a heroic brother or DP to lead the way.

Well of course, @ZebraScarf . A tall, slim, handsome, athletic brother who eats a brace of hams every day, alongside his willowy sister who has tiny wrists and long curly blonde tresses. Natch.

Not just heroic my brother ..I'll have you know he's known in the 'hood as HBoP (handsome brother of PAF) and with his chiselled jaw (wtf does that even mean? A chin like Jimmy Hill? A chin you can open envelopes with?) could do aftershave adverts as a sideline.

I myself of course, am so teeny tiny that when I speak (with my tinkling laugh) people look around as they don't see me at first so teeny tiny am I. Then I get asked for ID because despite being 56 I look 17.

A brace of hams.
Ha! That's going right on my meal planner.

Hope you batch cook them

Bonus points if there's a heroic brother or DP to lead the way

Let's call him Dan. He has a hobby (think cycling).

Can you tell us Dan's hobby, or is it too outing?

Get all your ducks in a row and go and have a scream in the Sistine Chapel will you.

Hhmmmm, not sure about this op. We need a diagram.

Can you tell us Dan's hobby, or is it too outing?

There are only 7.5 million people who have this hobby. Have my first ever biscuit. I have reported you.

Oh go on and have a huge salad

No picture = it never happened

@Davethecat2001 I’ve still got some chicken left over from Sunday roast. Not much mind we’ve had a curry, pasta dish and sandwiches from it but enough to go with a huge salad.