Oh God! School lunch salad. One leaf of curled round lettuce, on which were arranged: one slice of tomato, one slice of cucumber, one slice of egg. It was served with either: two boiled egg halves, a tablespoon of mousetrap or corned horse with the compulsory addition of a scoop of lumpy mash from which the eyes gave you the side eye and a dollop of salad cream thinned with vinegar.
MIL who was a teacher still serves salad like that. My parents ate well and adventurously but MIL did not cook from scratch.
DH and his sisters remember growing up hungry. Every meal for 5 was stretched from something for 4. MIL stretched an egg round her, dh and his sisters by making egg bread. Regular dinners were:
Egg, chips and beans (one tim between 5)
Vesta curry
Fray bentos tinned pies, between 4
Mince gruel with onion and bisto and lots of white sliced
Tomato soup and cheese on toast
1 lamb chop, mash and frozen veg
Chippy fish and chips
Incinerated joints with boiled spud, frozen veg and bistro
Watery stew.
In later years when the dc had left home they had tins of chilli and boil in the bag rice and started to rely heavily on M&S ready meals. The three children shared a bloody cornet on holidays having a lick each.
The meanness knew no bounds and it still makes me cross that dh and his sisters all recollect being hungry. Their mother was a deputy head and father an engineer (admittedly v poor as children). They all talked about how poor they were as children and uni grants not fully made up because money was so tight. When FIL died and DH had to sort out the estate, he had a million in his bank account alone. Yet they eyed out food and lived in the house that time forgot.
Funnily enough although MIal couldn't help herself about counting food, in my house they never held back from making pigs of themselves. Sadly this has been replicated with SIL one and her DC and SIL 2 is also somewhat greedy. i've knocked it out of DH but I still find mars bar wrappers in his pockets, guiltily bought and eaten on the way back from work. MIL used to slice a Mars bar into 10 slices and make it last for two days 