Nominations for inclusion in Mumsnet Classics

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If you think a thread warrants inclusion in our Mumsnet Classics hall of fame please post and link to it here.
Thanks,
MN Towers

There was a thread a year or so ago called 'Competitive Northernisms' or 'Northern Top Trumps' or some such, that was just a bunch of us northern MNers competitively firing northernisms at each other. It were great (see what I did there?) Would you be able to extract it from the Chat archives and put it in here, or is it really and truly dead?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/877858-Best-mixed-up-words-ever-said

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/632692-nick-cave

An oldie but a goody I thought, lots of funny things in it, I especially loved the claim that carrying a bottle of water around meant you were obviously pregnant because pregnant women drink a lot...

There was one about TOAST catalogue models that was really funny until it suddenly turned sour. I cannot find it anymore so assume it was on Chat. I am pretty sure the name of the thread was just "TOAST".

I nominate this one:

Can we have a thread about ways in which your partner initiates sexual intercourse

Was this one of the original jack-russelling threads?

IncontinentiaBotox - nevergooglegarlicbutter or Garlic in my bottom.

AIBU - Jan 2010

Or is it far too rude

Oh yes, I second the garlic one! here

in my pants

Way back but there was a wind up thread about a MNers husband who had a fantasy about kitchen equipment. Thread title was "well it's just not normal is it". Was way back and I laughed myself silly.

Definitely the garlic one

The eagle has landed.

Perhaps not classic, but an honorable mention

This thread has some funny stuff, some raw stuff and some jaw dropping stuff. It demonstrates the diversity of MNers!
things we wish we could say in RL

We must, must, must have the thread about the iphone app and snoring in Classics here

No?

I know its in Chat, but pouffe-gate has to be in classics!

Please can the Poundland thread be in classics?

so so funny

Thank you

oh gwan

Helix catfood can't be lost forever, surely

[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/961337-share-my-shame this has to make in as the worst example of pg brain ever!]]

this has to make in as the worst example of pg brain ever!

mittens

c'mon HQ... wank mittens here has to be put in classics.

This one?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/baby_names/979209-A-boy-called-Jaydon-A-Cautionary-Tale-in-Three-Parts

Please classic the sank mitten thread. And also 'how many mumsnetters does it take to change a lightbulb' from chat please please please. X

Wank mitten Even!