I have just watched myself on a recorded Teams meeting.
Sweet fucking Jesus.
My face is basically a blancmange in a plastic bag with two googly Mr Potato Head eyes stuck on wonky. One is half-shut all the time.
When I talk, my mouth sort of does a collapsy thing.
Where is my chin? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY CHIN?
I can't believe I've actually been walking around, conversing with people, looking like this. For years.
Why did no one tell me I looked like this????