What sort of subjects do we post under MN classics then??

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Have just read amateur arse doctor (how did that one pass me by?) - hysterical.

Oh and the one when someone (can't remember who) kept trying to do links and failing.

The one where the woman tried to get advice on getting a waterproof bed cover, and managed to fill the entire active convos threads....I think she posted it about 70 times....I was PMSL at that onNot sure how you could resurect it though

mad tablecloth lady

the poor woman who whanged a garlic clove up her flaps to cure thrush and then lost it

Cods lost tampon

The one where everyone posted their most embarasing moment andthere was someone who admitted to running the wrong way up a down escalator and had to pretend that she meant to do it!

Oh God have actual tears running down my face from reading the Amateur Arse Doctor one. There isn't an emoticon to express how funny it is!

Pouch of Douglas one makes me laugh most.

(aka Cod's Lost Tampon)

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Would it still be possible to find the thread Lavenderr started about pheasant shooting?

Funny how these threads lodge in your mind alongside classic episodes of Fawlty Towers and Dad's Army.

a variety of 'Stupid things you have shouted at the kids' were good too

If I dare be so egotistical as to post one that I started, which had MI's tryuly magnificent 'Do you like nice plates?' l;ine

janet and john meet the Bible

There was a good one quite recently about things people had had said to them in labour where someones DP said her fanjo looked like someone had taken an axe to it.Also I have a vague memory of DH and I crying laughing reading one about stupid things various MNetters DPs had done.

fairyfly's ex's poetry
pirate noises during sex
hamster fell in the stew
Judge Flounce

Don't think you can post it there to begin with you don't know it's going to be a classic thread when you start it. Have to request for threads to be moved there I guess.

I suggest the threads should be locked once they're moved otherwise there'll be hundreds of posts building up on them saying 'great thread' and suchlike until they get so big you can't open them.

There was a thread in for sale (or maybe it was called something else in those days, was it buying and selling?) where someone advertised some really awful things eg eternal beau plates and we all took teh piss mercilessley and it was very very funny

DEf zombie plan and cloned ones yes please

The hunt for Strawberry

'My husband wees sitting down and it's put me off him'
Not sure if this was a troll or what but the responses were hilarious.

my old boss did that (I accidently walked in on him one time - he left the door unlocked) never heard of anyone else doing this!

How do you know your boss wasn't doing the other? Did you hang around to see?

Charmkin's attempts at linking made me weep with laughter

Dumbledoresgirl - he was sitting down, facing the wrong way and then he came and explained to me! Something to do with boarding school apparently!!

ooer, sitting facing backwards? Now that is odd. Must admit, that position had not occurred to me!

The thread 'One day I woke up and there was Jesus, I was amazed but had my breakfast nonetheless' is an absolutel classic. Please put that in here.

Weeping with laughter at UCM's brave thread!

Actually I nominate the "stupidity "thread that's active at the mo'. Haven't snorted, snuffled & wept so much in ages!!