DSis is a millionaire on paper but the stingiest person I know (not with presents though).
I always post on these threads about her not buying a calendar at the start of one year because she had been given two the year before and she didn't see the point of wasting five bucks. She crossed out the dates and changed them to the new ones.
She lives overseas so we don't see her often. When she was 32 she was still wearing her dressing gown she had when she was 15, with a big rip across the arse. I persuaded her that maybe, just maybe, it was time to buy a new one, and she did. 7 years later we went back over and the "new" one had a big rip across the arse and, yep, of course she was still wearing it.
She used to go to bed when D Niece was at work in the evening and just get up to pick her up and not bothered to get dressed. She used to joke at hoping she wouldn't get stopped by the police as her nightie was completely see-through. Not sexy-see-through, you understand, completely-bloody-worn-out-see-through. This is in Australia as well, so she'd have no coat on. You'd think that she'd have bought a new nightie in those circumstances, wouldn't you?
I know where she gets it from - our Dad. He bought everything from boot fairs, even glasses (spectacles) - he would just try them on till he thought they were OK. Once I called to visit him and he wasn't dressed yet. When he finally answered the door he was wearing a white towelling bathrobe with Elizabeth emblazoned in pink on the breast. How I roared. He was very offended. Needless to say, his name was not Elizabeth. Apparently he had bought it for DStepMum and she hadn't wanted it, not being called Elizabeth either. Funny that . . .
Guess who found this the funniest of all of us, and who laughed loudest and longest? Yes of course it was TightArse DSis. 