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Genuinely interesting stuff you learned at school/university/work

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MrsHathaway · 25/07/2016 11:26

At a tangent from an otherwise rather tedious thread, some of us started talking about the history of the English language.

I did a paper called something like History and Structure of the English Language at university and honestly it didn't feel at all like work. The complicated bits have faded into the dusty corners of my brain, but some interesting snippets have remained within easy grasp.

For example, you can see a lot of the geopolitical history of the British Isles in what we now call English. Very basic words like low numbers (two, three) and natural features (sun, land, water) have their roots in our very earliest history and have scarcely changed since the Stone Age. They're also very similar to their equivalents in languages local at the time - northern European languages like Swedish, German, etc.

Place names come in odd clumps too - there are areas in eg Yorkshire and the Highlands which have very Norse names, and often there will be a geographical boundary between Norse place names and Anglo Saxon place names, such as a wide river or mountain ridge.

French came next, with the Normans in the eleventh century. A lot of our food words come from that period, including beef, pork, salmon, etc.

As English eyes looked further and further overseas we started adding more exotic ingredients to our kitchens and words to our vocabularies. Tomatoes, chocolate!

ANYWAY

We're often told that we won't use 90% of what we learn at school or even university, although we don't know which 90%. But I think it's almost always worth learning stuff for its own sake, if only because it's mildly interesting for one day or breaks the ice at one party where you happen to meet your soul mate.

So go on, what snippets have you retained from your years of formal education that are genuinely interesting in their own right? Can be a tiny thing or a major complicated theory, but it must be interesting - at least interesting enough for us to say "well, fancy that".

I'll leave you with this: in Japanese there was no word for "thank you". There were lots of ways of expressing gratitude, but no single expression in the European way. Then the Portuguese came, and suddenly the Japanese were trading with them. They used lots of hand gestures and gradually a kind of pidgin developed to allow them to communicate until there were enough on each side speaking the other's language. But one legacy from that time and that pidgin is a single-word "thank you" in Japanese: arigato. Which you'll notice is remarkably similar to the Portuguese obrigado.

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Wooterus · 31/07/2016 10:15

Zeno's paradox does sound familiar! I love the thing about shooting a tortoise (makes me sound like an animal abuser but you know what I mean...)

PacificDogwod · 31/07/2016 20:14

I am loving and loathing this thread in equal measure.

My brain hurts thinking about the Monty Hall problem - sorry to go back to that. DS1(13) is despairing of me - I'm good at maths, love probability games; he's got a real aptitude for maths. And while I accept that a switch has the higher probability of winning the prize, it is SO counterintuitive that it hurts me….

May I contribute the explosive eversion of a male duck's corkscrew penis?
Yes, it's a weird as it sounds - google 'exploding duck penis' if you dare Grin; YouTube will enlighten you.
I came across this while hospitalised with pregnancy complications at 25 weeks gestation with DS2, hoping and praying that he would not appear any time soon. A friend gave me the book "Sex on Earth" and, my, what an eye opener it was!

Bolshybookworm · 31/07/2016 21:44

I believe the ducks penis was also covered by Isabella Rossellini in her "green porno" series Grin

m.youtube.com/watch?v=E_-I1aRGttY

A series of slightly insane but very informative short videos that she produced about sexual selection in the animal world. I 💜 Isabella Rossellini.

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 01/08/2016 10:37

There was a whole article in a National Geographic devoted to "real life zombies" which includes that one about the ants, and I think the toxoplasmoid mice as well - yes, just found something about it, both included voices.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/30/natures-walking-dead-real-life-zombies/

I would like to add these astonishing creatures.
I found one in my living room (or rather, DS2 did and said "oo look, mummy, whale fly!" which was fair enough because it did look like a whale shark)
Anyway - took me a while to work out what it was but it's a domino cuckoo bee (native to Australia) - as the name suggests, it lays its eggs in other bees' nests - nicking in while they're still laying the eggs, and before the cells are capped off. The cuckoo bee larva hatches first, and either kills the other larva, or just eats all the food in the cell, so that when the other bee larva hatches it starves to death anyway. Such a PRETTY creature, but so horrible!
Even more interesting, each type of cuckoo bee targets a specific other native Australian bee - so not just horrible, but picky too!

Genuinely interesting stuff you learned at school/university/work
steppemum · 03/08/2016 20:23

Oh wow, just found this thread and I love it.
Can I go back to colours?

I used to live in Indonesia. There are words for every colour in Indonesian, as a hang over from Dutch colonisation, but the Indonesians themselves never use most of them. They use about 5:
white, black, blue, green and red.

Everything red, pink orange or purplish is classed as red
Everything pale, cream, beige, light clours (blue, pale pink etc) is classed as white.
Everything blue of every shade, including turquoise etc is just blue, including all bottle blue/green/sea greens.
Green is for grass/leaf colour green.

But te thing is, it isn't only that they don't use the words for the different coluors, they don't see them as different, so if I had red shorts and a bright pink top,thye would say they were both red and see them as the same colour, and as matching. Their colour perception was different, they didn't divide colours into so many sub categories.

PacificDogwod · 03/08/2016 20:27

As a follow on to the colour perception thing (that's fascinating, steppemum, I never knew that about Indonesia), there is good evidence that only a fraction of what we 'see' is what enters our eyeballs in the form of light/wavelengths. The vast majority that we perceive as 'vision' is made up by our brains.
Which is why most people make terrible eye witnesses… Grin

I'll see if I can find an example

MrsHathaway · 03/08/2016 20:47

People are hopeless witnesses, and get worse the more often they're asked.

I used to be a rowing umpire (lapsed on maternity leave). Trying to recall which crew crossed the line five seconds ago when it's literally your only job is much more difficult than you'd think Blush Hurrah for photo finishes, frankly.

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PacificDogwod · 03/08/2016 20:51

I believe that, MrsHathaway!

There you go - our eyes are really just a lens

MarshaBrady · 03/08/2016 20:52

Great stuff.

I played Monty Hall with the dc and it helped, we were all amazed. Just reading it I thought no way, then it does work.

BananaInPyjama · 04/10/2016 11:00

not at uni but at Kennedy Space Centre....the Atlantis shuttle has less computing capability than a standard Xbox has today.
That blew my mind how quickly technology has developed.

Iguessyourestuckwithme · 06/10/2016 11:58

At Nasa Houston they told us that my phone is the same spec [MB] as the computer in charge of the moon landing.

buddy79 · 13/10/2016 11:52

Not really on an intellectual par but interesting...I watched a documentary about a girl who was 'feral', had been living in a sort of abandoned town with only dogs to learn from somewhere in Russia, before being found and taken in. She moved and barked like a dog. She was 12/13 by then and the documentary explained that although she could acquire language, the window in her development for acquiring grammar had passed. So she was able to learn to use correct verbs and nouns, but was never able to use connecting words to build sentences. It was a sad story that I wasn't entirely convinced by but I think that part was true!

The other thing I am always fascinated by is the fact that before candles were made from petroleum, they were made from whale blubber, hence the dangerous but potentially prosperous careers of whalers in the 1700's. To capture and sell the blubber from a large sperm whale would set you up for life.

Morporkia · 15/10/2016 15:01

if a male barnacle was the same size as an average man, it's penis would be roughly the same length (height?) as Nelson's Column...phnar phnar

fleuricle · 30/01/2017 22:04

placemarking (sorry)

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