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Aibu over lady using my parking spaces.

981 replies

Nannyplum2015 · 14/02/2015 18:58

We live in a housing estate and each house or flat has one or two spaces allocated to them. Most of the spaces are directly outside our houses except a few that are round the side that have garages. The spaces aren't numbered but everyone seems to know who's is whose. There's a new neighbour that has moved in next door to me (a corner house) and has a garage parking space round the back of her house, however she uses both my spaces as she parks in the middle of them. It's quite annoying when there's nowhere else to park as you have to park further down the road.

I went over today and introduced myself and poilitley told her the spaces were mine and hers was round the back but she was welcome to use our other space when we don't have guests but could she park to one side so I can fit my car next to hers. She looked at me with a blank expression, said no and shut the door on me! What do I do now!? I just stood there for a moment open mouthed and then went home.

Now I'm not sure if she has mobility problems as she's not exactly nimble anymore (about 65) but I am shocked at her one word reply!

OP posts:
GoringBit · 17/02/2015 21:19

Thanks MadeInChorley - it seems so obvious now!

Mmmbacon · 17/02/2015 21:21

Another NAR fan, Biscuit my first biscuit to idiot New neighbour

Staywithme · 17/02/2015 21:23

Mmmm Thanks for the sandwich Arsenic . Grin picks spinach from between teeth

You do know, OP, that you have created a new acronym? It's on or those words you have to say Nar Nar Nar Nar. Or is that just me?

P.s. I am shocked at the number of people talking nonsense just to place mark. AngryBlushGrin

MoreCrackThanHarlem · 17/02/2015 21:25
MrsTerryPratchett · 17/02/2015 21:29

NAR is definitely a word you have to say. I [heart] NAR.

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 17/02/2015 21:32

Isnt there a website called You Park Like A Cunt, or something like that?

Name 'n shame, baby!

Piratespoo · 17/02/2015 21:32

What time does she normally leave for work? You so need to be standing there casually loitering...have you got a dog?!!

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 17/02/2015 21:33

NAR and FONAR - love it!

thiskiwicanfly · 17/02/2015 21:34

Loving NAR a little bit this morning

lunar1 · 17/02/2015 21:34

This may end up being the best parking thread ever

EauRouge · 17/02/2015 21:38

Thank you so much for this thread, OP Grin

Teeb · 17/02/2015 21:46

Ooh it's about time she gets a taste of her own medicine.

The only thing I worry about op is once she learns not to mess with your neighbour, she might make it a habit of sticking to your spaces if she thinks you're a softer touch.

KatoPotato · 17/02/2015 21:55

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KatoPotato · 17/02/2015 21:57

Wow. How the hell did that happen?

Rosieliveson · 17/02/2015 21:59

This thread is awesome! I don't know how I missed the beginning but I am not marking my place so I do to miss the finale!

Rosieliveson · 17/02/2015 21:59

Damn typos!!

VivaLeBeaver · 17/02/2015 22:00

Blimey. If I were you OP Id be camped in my front garden so I didn't miss a thing when it all kicks off!

bobbyjoe · 17/02/2015 22:00

God this has moved on a bit! I can't wait to see what she does. Can you believe the cheek of her?! Unbelievable. Her behaviour is a bit disturbing to say the least. Who the hell acts like that? She cannot be allowed to win. She must be put in her place.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 17/02/2015 22:00

Mmmmmm I don't think your keyboard liked being metaphorically thrown at the wall there Kato Wink

BTW - with youparklikeacunt there were some photos of cars badly parked and some photos of women, dodge-ily posed .

ooerrmissus · 17/02/2015 22:01

Blatant place marking due to flipping Watch thread button not working.

Will stick a fiver in for bus fares for Nar and Fonar. They definitely need to leave their cars there for aaaages.

Nannyplum2015 · 17/02/2015 22:01

Well no news really. She's still blocked in and hasn't appeared out of her house yet. I'm not sure if she works but doesn't appear to have since she moved in. She does seem to pop out daily though so hopefully she'll want her car tomorrow!

OP posts:
CrapBag · 17/02/2015 22:05

I hope Nar and friend don't need to move everything their cars first though. She may not even have seen what they have done otherwise.

MakkaPakkastolemystone · 17/02/2015 22:12

Oh NAR and FONAR I think I'm a little in love with your greatness Wink

tiggytape · 17/02/2015 22:15

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whattodoowiththeleftoverturkey · 17/02/2015 22:18

Good work NAR! I feel a climax coming approaching.