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What meal made your heart sink as a child

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lemisscared · 05/11/2014 17:29

For me i think it was mince and potatoes. The mince was from a tin ffs!! With tinned peas and carrots.

My mum used to make me eat this and i would gag and cry! Oh and fucking ready brek as i would get pneumonia if i didn't eat it - boak

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ArtyBat · 05/11/2014 17:50

For breakfast - gloopy porridge followed by gloopy soft boiled eggs ....vom face Envy

School puddings - semolina, tapioca, and sago - yuk! yuk! yuk!

Can't bear any of them to this day!

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Canyouforgiveher · 05/11/2014 17:50

offal. There was actually a dinner called offal. Lump of god knows what part of the animal boiled in water. Even the smell was awful. I think she stopped cooking it by the time I was 10 or so.

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Gileswithachainsaw · 05/11/2014 17:50

Oh god school meals were vile weren't they. I remember mince with garb swimming ok top and what I'm assuming were either tinted or frozen carrots because they were corrugated. They were watery and vile.

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Ohfourfoxache · 05/11/2014 17:50

Yep, we also had the "standing over until it was eaten" thing OP.

And "think of the starving children in Africa" - that used to make me cry Sad Actually found out when I was 11 that my jaw was in the wrong place - I'd been shouted at every mealtime for years and it turned out that I had a lot of difficulty eating. I just thought it was normal and that I was naughty Sad

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fawkesdongle · 05/11/2014 17:52

My dmum was/is a brilliant cook. But I could never stand Roast Lamb.
I can't even stand the smell of it cooking now.

That's it though, I was lucky, unlike DH who has a big list of weird things his dmum used to make him eat - complete with threats Shock

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AdamLambsbreath · 05/11/2014 17:52

Lentil bake, and potato pancakes. I think the latter was because the potato stayed a bit crunchy and undercooked on the inside and I hated the taste.

I would happily eat both now - as long as the potato was cooked through!

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Bluetone · 05/11/2014 17:52

Op made me laugh. Having mince and tatties here tonight (not tinned) and just bought Ready Brek for kids to try.

For me it was pork chops, new potatoes and Sweetcorn. Love it now though.

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Slowdownsally · 05/11/2014 17:53

Ham sandwiches for tea at my nan's house.

I am, and always have been, a vegetarian, yet she would always make me a ham sandwich.

Banana split is the other one. I hate cream and bananas; that pudding was effectively slime in a bowl for me.

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SDTGisASpookyWoooolefGenius · 05/11/2014 17:53

Pretty much every school dinner - but the absolute worst was pilchards in tomato sauce. The tomato sauce was nothing like ketchup, and was chilly and jellified, and tasted of nothing. Served with instant mash - it was vile.

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WorraLiberty · 05/11/2014 17:53

Boiled bacon and cabbage.

I remember coming home from school and the house smelled of old farts.

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Alibabaandthe40nappies · 05/11/2014 17:54

BigTilly I only have brothers so I don't think so, perhaps they had the same book? Grin

I'm so grateful that both my parents hate offal, so I've never been subjected to it!

I loved mince and potatoes - mince cooked with onions and an oxo cube crumbled over it to make gravy, Smash, and cabbage. Was delicious! Might put that on next week's meal plan actually and see what my Dcs make of it.

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Icantwaituntilxmas · 05/11/2014 17:54

Fatty mince at school... you know when you chewed into it and it was hard. I shudder just thinking about it.

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ButEmilylovedhim · 05/11/2014 17:54

Braising steak! With lovely veins of fat and gristle running through it. I used to hate it and refuse to eat the meat but the gravy and mash were ok. My mum used to be disappointed as it probably wasn't the cheapest meal but I just couldn't. Me and my sister used to give all the bits of meat to my dad who loved it! She persevered all my childhood and they still have it now! My DH had to suffer it too in his house as a child. We never have any kind of beef casserole now... Lucky kids have nice food!

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wannabestressfree · 05/11/2014 17:54

My mums fishermans pie :( and homemade rice pudding which you could put wallpaper up with.

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bigTillyMint · 05/11/2014 17:56

My great aunt gave me tongue once. I couldn't eat a thing from the table for the thought of a great big cow's tongue. The thought still makes me ill now!

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kiwiscantfly · 05/11/2014 17:56

When mum used to go away for work (once in a blue moon) we used to have Dads favourite veg, cabbage with sausages, which he couldn't stuff up. Dinner was a huge serving of boiled cabbage and a sausage. To this day I rarely eat cabbage, and when mum comes to visit us, Dad makes cabbage! To be fair, he now stir-fries it with butter so it probably tastes better!

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mrspremise · 05/11/2014 17:57

YY to Shepherd's COTTAGE Pie! (Always called Shepherd's Pie, but made with beef Hmm ) DM cooked it loads and always using the pressure cooker. Neither my brother or I can stand the stuff as adults!

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bigTillyMint · 05/11/2014 17:58

Sago. And tapioca. But we only had it at school.

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Bunbaker · 05/11/2014 17:58

Boiled ham an pease pudding. Revolting stuff. And salad with lots of beetroot in it.

We were served these regularly at school and we weren't allowed to leave anything.

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vinoandbrie · 05/11/2014 17:58

Fucking ready break here too!

And anything involving lentils. My mum used to make lentil loaf instead of bread. Dear god.

And really most of the crap she 'cooked'. She was not acquainted with a recipe book, and thought salt was the work of the devil.

Awful. I'll stop now or I'll write an essay.

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rookiemater · 05/11/2014 17:58

Lots of those things sound absolutely disgusting.
I hated Mum's beef stew served with mashed turnips and carrots . I hate all plain comfort food that isn't spiced like shepherds pie or meat pie.

Absolute worst dinner ever was served at school and was cowboys pie - smash, baked beans and spam. I find baked beans abhorrent so I used to cry when I saw it on the menu.

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DillyDallyDaydreamer · 05/11/2014 17:58

porridge made with water served with marge ( think this was if we'd run out of milk or where particularly skint) mushroom flan with boiled potatoes and green beans yuk

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needyoumorethanwantyou · 05/11/2014 18:00

Fried luncheon meat which I'd have to force down. Fuck knows why as if my Mum would never have made me eat it if she'd known.

I'll still force food down even if I hate it if it's been cooked for me. Too polite I think!.

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ShatnersKaBOOM · 05/11/2014 18:01

Chicken 'casserole'. It was just chicken and some root veg in Oxo, cooked from 7am to 6pm in the slow cooker. It was tasteless, chunky soup. Enough was made for a few nights, and it was even worse reheated.

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