Oh, I've remembered another woo one. I am NOT woo at all, but after I'd split up from dd1's dad, many years ago, a friend of mine persuaded me to go along with her to see a clairvoyant. I was very sceptical, and did my best to say nothing to what I presumed were his lucky guesses. He seemed to get a lot right: he said that both my paternal grandparents, and my maternal grandmother were watching over me (my only grandparent left at that point was the one not mentioned), and he said I had one daughter, described her etc. Quite possibly a coincidence, and definitely not looking me up- it was pre-Internet, I hadn't given my real name, had never seen any other psychics.
Anyway, the session was taped, and I played it through when I got home, looking for remarks which weren't 'hits' that I might have overlooked through confirmation bias etc. It all sounded quite kosher.
There was a part where he said that "Ladies often ask me who they might marry, whether they'll have children with them and things like that. I always say that you make your own fate, and that nothing is set in stone, you can always change it. But if you stay with the chap you're with now, I can see you conceiving twins in September '99..."
He went on to describe my putative future.
I was going out with a guy at the time who was frankly a bit of a waster, and the thought of having twins with him filled me with horror, so I made sure he was long gone by that September.
The new year's eve of 1999, I held a house party. We were telling woo stories ec, and I remembered the cassette of that reading, and dug it out to play for a laugh.
It began as it had the first time I had played it, continued for several minutes as I'd remembered it. Then he made his speech about nothing being set in stone and being masters of our own destiny...
Then it went completely blank...
It still gives me the heebie jeebies now.