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Add a word, ruin a movie.

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throughgrittedteeth · 05/10/2013 08:20

title stolen from twitter

Tropic Thunder Cunt Grin

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DeathStar · 15/10/2013 15:36

oinktopus Grin Confused Grin

If I had to choose between Batman Takes Forever and The Perfect Storm Trooper... :)

DeathStar · 15/10/2013 15:43

Apocalypse Not Now I've Got A Headache
Good Burger & Fries
Coming Loudly to America
Blade Runner Bean
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Behind
WatchOutMen

oinktopus · 15/10/2013 16:33

DeathStar Ha! I'd just been laughing at yours when The Perfect Storm Trooper came to mind (you must have inspired me). I could see him leaning against a wall in the Death Star, casually buffing his nails, and even Vader looking impressed. Grin

DeathStar · 15/10/2013 16:47

oinktopus I want one now - I'll have to add it to my dating profile on PoF - 'Perfect Storm Trooper wanted' Grin x

oinktopus · 15/10/2013 18:11

DeathStar If you manage to find one, will you ask him where he got his outfit? I've wanted one of those since I was about five years old. Grin

oinktopus · 15/10/2013 18:36

Dancer in the Dark Leggings
Dawn of the Dead Tired
Chungking Pizza Express
Once Were Class Warriors
It's a Wonderful Life Insurance
Withnail and I, Robot
Broadway Danny Rose Early
A Clockwork Orange Zester
Sauce Pan's Labyrinth
Midnight Cowboy Boots
Anaglypta Apocalypto
Raining Stones Bitter
Jacob's Tights Ladder

shrinkingnora · 15/10/2013 19:49

Black swan vesta
The Burger king and I
The two towers of washing
Kung fu panda pop

shrinkingnora · 15/10/2013 19:51

Nonsense and insensibility

DeathStar · 15/10/2013 20:10

oinktopus There's one on ebay here if you're quick... bidding ends at 10pm tonight. They usually cost £35 to £60, bargaiiiiin!

DeathStar · 15/10/2013 20:15

Pride and Extreme Prejudice
Sex and the Citybus
The Magic Swindon Roundabout
Sherlock Holmes Under the Hammer
Transformers III: Dark Side of the That's No Moon, That's a Space Station... :)

oinktopus · 15/10/2013 20:27

DeathStar I am so, so tempted. But I know I'd end up getting up to mischief, like answering the door all dressed up and threatening the pizza delivery boy for disappointing Lord Vader. Grin

DeathStar · 15/10/2013 20:37

oinktopus Grin Make sure you film it for Youtube!!

ZingDollyChops · 15/10/2013 20:40

oink
just buy it.

it will do you good!Grin

oinktopus · 15/10/2013 20:46

DeathStar and Zing I think I might try and nick it at the last moment. I'm quite excited just by the look of it. I guarantee I wouldn't take it off for about the first week. Grin

DeathStar · 15/10/2013 21:11

oinktopus Grin That sounds like a whole Youtube series in the making.

Cowboys & Illegal Aliens
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids' Laundry
The Hills Have Googly Eyes
Saturday Night Rheumatic Fever
Silent But Deadly Hill

oinktopus · 15/10/2013 21:38

Zing I love your Bear Witch Project. Only just noticed it. Grin Grin

DeathStar I was telling Zing on another thread that I'm getting it delivered to work. When it comes I'll go into the toilets and put it on without telling anyone. Grin

ZingDollyChops · 15/10/2013 21:45

We need a Star Wars thread

DeathStar · 15/10/2013 22:06

oinktopus That would be awesome. Did you win it in the end? :)

Zing In a galaxy far far away... Grin

ZingDollyChops · 15/10/2013 22:28

DeathStar
come over to "The corner of the pub...."thread. Chat, in Acive

and May the 4th be with you! Wink Grin

MumtoNJCandM · 16/10/2013 00:50

Job Interview With The Vampire, (This might be an actual movie though)

Lady and the Trampoline,

Great Expectations of my husband!

Flatiron · 16/10/2013 10:45

Peter's Friend's Mum

ZingDollyChops · 16/10/2013 15:10

The Attack of The Clothes

ZingDollyChops · 16/10/2013 15:31

Hello Zing Dolly Chops?

Flatiron · 16/10/2013 16:08

Lamp Stand By Me

ZingDollyChops · 16/10/2013 16:10

Flatiron Man Grin

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