Add a word, ruin a movie.

[throughgrittedteeth]

title stolen from twitter

Tropic Thunder Cunt

DH's suggestion: The Hurt Foot Locker

Beauty and the Yeast Infection

There's Metal in my Jacket Potato

Chocolate Source Code

Withnail and IPhone

Big Trouble in little china shop

Raging Bullshit

And also

Pocket Watchmen
Nim's Desert Island Discs
Peter Pan Fried Catfish
Free Jumping Jack Flash
The Alpha and Omega
London Marathon Man
Flash Photography Gordon
Flashdance Gordon
Alvin Stardust and the Chipmunks
Night Nurse at the Museum

(I'll never get him away from the DVD cupboard, you realise...)

The Mummy and Daddy
Puss in Kinky Boots
The Green Thumb Mile
Judge Dredd Locks
A Christmas Carol Vorderman
Mamma Mia Farrow
Heavy Metal Poisoning
Fantastic Foursome
Horton Hears a Dr Who

And now DD1 is getting in on the act...

Monster Housewife

House on Haunted Hill Street Blues - another one from DH

This thread is going to fill and will probably need a sequel....

OP, I blame you for starting all this and ruining my evening...

The Maltese Millennium Falcon

why is this not in Classics yet?

Field of Rice Dreams

The Fabulous Artisan Baker Brothers

Vanilla Milkshake Sky

African-American Beauty

The Jungle Notebook

Laptop Gun

Going all retro with these:

Cocktail Sausages
The Abysmal
Blade Table Runner
Chariots of Firelighters
Crocs Dundee
Crocodile Dundee Cake
Scarfacetime
Ruthless People Pleaser (not sure how that would work?)
Oliver and Company Assets

Blue Jasmine Candle
Hannah Montana and her Sisters
Annie Hall Carpet
Midnight Cowboy Builders
The Failing UnderGraduate

Water-skiing for Elephants

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Wars

Stainless Steel Magnolias

It's taken me days to think of one..

Jelly snakes on a plane!

Shanghai Surprise Surprise

starring the twin talents of Miss Cilla Black and Madonna

Schindler's Shopping List

Schindler's Pissed

Gladiator Sandals

The piano movers

Philadelphia on toast.

The nail matrix

The silence of the lambs cutlet

Rear Window washer

Citizen Exam Kane

Senna Pods

cool hand job luke

There will be blood sausage