Add a word, ruin a movie.

[throughgrittedteeth]

title stolen from twitter

Tropic Thunder Cunt

Bum love actually
Bob Marley and me
And not a film but ... breaking Bad wind

Miss Harry Potter

Chariots of Fireworks

Das Boot Polish

The Voyage of The Dawn French Treader

Mad Max Clifford

Jean de Florette of Broccoli

Quantum Physics of Solace

All Quiet on the Western Front Bottom

Apocalypse Not Now

Shakespeare in Love Handles

The Da Vinci Alarm Code

Dr No Parking

Breaking Dawn French

The Good The Bad and The Ugly Duckling

Gone Fishing With The Wind

Night at the Shit Museum

A Christmas Carol Vorderman

Romancing the Stonemason

The Mummy Mummy

The Italian Hand Job

Independence Daycare

The British Empire Strikes Back

Chocolat starfish

The Lion, The Witch and The Capsule Wardrobe

Flash Gordon Brown

STF Up

What to Expect When You're Expecting a Blowjob

Breaking the Waves and Other Toddler Antics

Annie Get Your Top Gun (double whammy!)

Black Hawk Down - White Hawk Up: A Brief History of KKK

Point Breakfast

The Staking of Pelham 123 (the Buffy version)

Dude, Where's My Carcass (for Hallowe'en)

Things to Do in Denver When You're Debbie (who'd already done Dallas and was heading north)

Piles of the Caribbean

The Fly Spray

Lols @ 'help I'm a fish cake'

The wizard of lbs and oz

Harry Potter And The Sorceror's Apprentice.

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Commerce

Sex toy story

Roadkill Bill

ETC

The Importance of Being Ernest Shackleton (v important if you are Ernest Shackleton, no?)

Slap Her, She's French Dressing

All About My Mother InLaw

Really Thor

Taking of Capricorn 123.
The Andromeda tea strainer.
Shallow gene-pool Hal.
The Waterbed Babies.
Irony/Ironic Man.
Transgendered X-men.
The Draughtman's Zero Hours Contract.
Condom man.

Close Encounters of the Third Kinder Egg

Apocalypse Cow

Mullholland Drive-thru

A Clockwork Orangery

Needle Pointe Blank

Forrest Trump

Trouser Snakes on a Plane

Gladiata-sandwich

The Knife of Pi(e)

Frankie and Rubber Johnnies

North by Northwest - ah bollocks, just Googlemap it!

Brush hour

Blazing Saddlebags

Gosford Pork

Bridget Jones' Dairy

Sporkies

Grapes of Wrath of Khan

This Is Scotland

"Chamber of Commerce"

Similar to my banal, "A Probation Officer and a Gentleman"

Romantic!

Proper lol at Trouser Snakes on a Plane and Apocalypse Not Now

Rosebuddleia.
Monty Python's:- Cameltoe.
Charlotte's Wunderweb.
Planes, Trains & Automobiles playsets.
Ups-a-Daisy Pompeii

Django Bells

Mamma Leer

Ava tart

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Butter

I am still chuckling at, Finding Nemo Dead

National Lampoon's Small Animal House

The Wendy House of Sand and Fog

The Ninth Garden Gate