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throughgrittedteeth · 05/10/2013 08:20

title stolen from twitter

Tropic Thunder Cunt Grin

OP posts:
KurriKurri · 05/10/2013 15:37

Marathon Man Flu

Pope Gregory's Girl

You've Got Junk Mail

Ben-Hur-maphrodite

The French Connection Sale

The Unemployed Graduate

Opinionated Taxi Driver

tethersend · 05/10/2013 15:37

Jimmy Savile's little known Vietnam period Grin

RaisingArizona · 05/10/2013 15:38

Diet Hard
The Thin Red Lino
Raiders of the Lost Arse
Who Roast Roger Rabbit
The Philladelphia Cheese Story
The Bournville Ultimatum
The Texas Chain Store Massacre
Dirty Prince Harry
The Fridge on the River Kwai
Withnail Extentions And I

Lioninthesun · 05/10/2013 15:38

Crocodile Dundee Cake

LazyScare · 05/10/2013 15:42

Final Destination Closed
for refurbishment, please use replacement bus service

From Dusk till Dawn Falls Asleep

Superman Returns to Milton Keynes

ScarerAndFuck · 05/10/2013 15:44

Love Short Story

No Man's Pound Land

Raging PMT Bull

Million Dollar Baby Sitter

The Way We Were Not

Paper Cut Moon

A Back Passage To India

Monsters Inc Well

The Prime Rib of Miss Jean Brodie

Mutiny on the Bounty Bar

A Room with a Terrible View

To Kill a Mocking Bird Table

ScarerAndFuck · 05/10/2013 15:46

Tethers I was imagining it in a Wallace and Gromit voice. Grin

"Apocalypse now then Gromit, more cheese?"

Everhopeful · 05/10/2013 15:49

I am loving these!

How about "Flash Garden" - he zaps your garden sorted

Or a sequel "Hancock Sleeps" - hours listening to his super-snores

RaisingArizona · 05/10/2013 15:53

Dr No Appointments

CeliaFate · 05/10/2013 16:05

Goldfish Finger

TheFutureMrsB · 05/10/2013 16:05

Charlie and the knickers factory

TheFutureMrsB · 05/10/2013 16:06

Sweet dreams on Elm Street

headinhands · 05/10/2013 16:09

Finding Nematodes - the horror of a 2 year old with an itchy bum at 1 am

ScarerAndFuck · 05/10/2013 16:13

Footloose Women

caramelwaffle · 05/10/2013 16:14

Epping Forrest Gump

caramelwaffle · 05/10/2013 16:15

Psycho babble

CharlotteBronteSaurus · 05/10/2013 16:22

Sheffield United 93
The Man Who Would Be Burger King
Batman Begins Knitting
This is Spinal Tap Dancing

SouthernComforts · 05/10/2013 16:25

Breaking Bad Santa

ijustwanttobeme · 05/10/2013 16:25

gone with the wind-eze

the shawshank voucher redemption

harry potter and the sharon stone
harry potter and the gob of fire ( ok, so I cheated)
harry potter and the deathly marshmallows

SouthernComforts · 05/10/2013 16:26

Shallow Fried Hal

ArmyDad · 05/10/2013 16:33

(Th)Rush

BrigitBigKnickers · 05/10/2013 16:35

Granny Torino

The good the bad and the ugly bug

Sweeny Toddler

Twelve Angry men in Tights

The silence of the Lamb shank

Resevoir hot dogs

The ring sting (two in one there!)

Good Will Hunting Trophy

Black Swan Vesta

Rainmac man

The Gold Bum Rush

Spirael · 05/10/2013 16:40

The Second Last Airbender

Calamity Adverse Jane

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Boom

The Nightmare Shop Before Christmas

Minus 101 Dalmations

The Wizard of Oz-mosis

The Fox Glove and Hound

Watership Down Under

Hook-er

Sky Captain and the World News of Tomorrow

The Italian Job Hunt

The Avengers Assemble Ikea

SouthernComforts · 05/10/2013 16:41

There Will Be No Blood

tethersend · 05/10/2013 16:51

Clapham North by Northwest

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