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Have you ever encountered anyone this cheeky?

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TastesLikePanda · 18/04/2013 17:30

Inspired roughly by a couple of threads recently...
I used to have a friend (used to being the operative) who would come round to my house to smoke. Her reason being that she didn't want her house to smell like smoke and she didn't like smoking in the street as she thought it looked 'common' (her words)

The punchline being that I didn't smoke
That friendship ended when I saw the light and realised that she was using me! She was happy enough to make my house stink and I was too polite (at the time) to ask her not to as I thought I was being a welcoming host.

Has anyone encountered anyone with more brass neck than that?

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WeAreEternal · 20/04/2013 15:06

The most shocking part was that he didn't seem to think he had done anything wrong and that I would be completely ok with him having his own set of keys cut and visiting whenever he please because he 'fell in love with the area'.
He didn't seem to think it was at all unreasonable behaviour and actually pointed out all of the reasons why he should be grateful to me, things like replacing coffee filters and shower hell which they had used up!

WeAreEternal · 20/04/2013 15:07

Who I should be grateful to him* even.

expatinscotland · 20/04/2013 15:11

Why did you let him stay there in the first place? I'd have told him to fuck off.

'We haven't spoken since, unless he wants to borrow something.'

Are you telling him to fuck off yet?

LindyHemming · 20/04/2013 15:14

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silverten · 20/04/2013 15:29

This is just stunning. How on earth these people get to the heights of such entitlement I simply cannot imagine.

Mexican house-thief is clearly the winner on outright cheekiness, but I still love the thought of mad gooseberry lady best.

The outrage! All because you'd been so inconsiderate as to eat all of your own soft fruit!! None left for the casual thief!!!

Gerrof · 20/04/2013 15:33

Jesus H Christ at these fuckers. The Mexican house thief - why in the name of ARSE did you let him stay there i the first place? Please tell me you no longer lend him things.

Blimey I would have gone nuts at half of the scenarios on this thread.

Ezza1 · 20/04/2013 15:41

What The Fuck We Are Eternal !!! Crazy Mexico story!!!

Winner !!! Thanks

I'm sure I would be doing time if anyone did something like that to me!

expatinscotland · 20/04/2013 15:41

'The Mexican house thief - why in the name of ARSE did you let him stay there i the first place? Please tell me you no longer lend him things.'

He comes and gets them. Then put a fucking LOCK on your stuff and tell him to FUCK OFF your property if you find him on it.

Behind every cheeky bugger is a sucker who lets them away with it.

Gerrof · 20/04/2013 15:43

Call the cops next time he comes Anywhere near your stuff. You have repeatedly told him not to help himself.

Fuck neighbourly relations. You don't have to be friendly just because you have the misfortune to live within a few hundred feet of each other,

Lavenderhoney · 20/04/2013 15:48

Euphemia, they had no idea we didn't want any bridesmaids and when mil bought the dress, cushion etc just thought it was what we wanted.

Can't believe the gumption of people - gooseberry lady and Mexican house!

I also had an friend who used to come round with her dd, and immediately take a long call from her dm leaving me to entertain the dc. She would be at least an hour and she also used to go upstairs!! When I asked her to stop she got really huffy and found someone else to visit and use as free childcare.

One lady also came round, changed her nb nappy and threw the nappy bag over the back of the sofa. I thought it was strange she didn't ask me where the bin was and just presumed she had taken it away:)

RoseLavenderBlue · 20/04/2013 15:52

Years ago I worked with a girl who was really skint for various reasons, and had a party to go to so asked if she could borrow a dress from me. I had only worn the dress once myself, but felt sorry for her and lent her the dress. Its return was not forthcoming and when I asked for it back she made some excuse. I even went round to her house especially to ask for it and she refused to give it back. (She had probably sold it...). So I never saw my dress again but the worse thing was that I had bought it from a catalogue and still hadn't finished paying for it!

Another occasion, a work colleague rang me as she had locked herself out of the house while leaving for work one afternoon. (We worked shifts and it was my day off). She asked if I could come and pick her up and drive her to her mums to get the spare key, which I did. She said she would give me petrol money. Anyway, the mum wasn't in and we just ended up driving back to her house to try to borrow ladders to climb up to a window. This didn't work so I drove her to work and she had to get to her mum's after work. So I spent about two hours driving her around, using my petrol. Instead of the promised petrol money she gave me some chocolates! I remember this though, as it was 2001 (I think) just before the petrol strike which meant I had used up all my fuel driving her around and could not get any more petrol so ended up cycling to work for the rest of the week!

expatinscotland · 20/04/2013 15:54

Exactly, Geroff. We rented a house where the neighbour kept trying to do this to the LL, who continually refused his requests because he'd have trouble getting back his stuff. He instructed us not to allow him to borrow any of the tools or things he, the LL owned - he had canoes, sea kayaks, bikes and other such items in his garage.

So LL moved abroad a couple of years whilst we let the house. I guess the neighbour thought this was a carte blanche to try to help himself to LL's things. But we kept everything locked.

LL's lawnmower had broken and he purchased a new, £400 one he wanted online as we were looking after the quite large garden. DH used it a few times and neighbour poked head over fence, 'Oh, a new lawnmower.' DH, 'Yes, it's LL's lawnmower.'

One evening he went to mow and the mower was gone out of the shed! And there was another lock on it! WTF? We called the cops and reported it.

Neighbour had come when we were out, cut the lock off and replaced it with one of his own!

And he had to nerve to be affronted when we told him the thing had been lodged as stolen and we would now have to tell the cops the whole story.

Needless to say, once they paid him a little visit, he backed off with his borrowing requests.

LL was livid!

People try it on. 'NO'.

ihatethecold · 20/04/2013 16:01

These stories are unbelievable.
i need more to get me through the working day

Gerrof · 20/04/2013 16:01

Jesus what is wrong with these cheeky fuckers!

expatinscotland · 20/04/2013 16:05

Loads of threads on here from people being taken for mugs it's enough to put anyone off.

There was one years ago from a woman who loaned a mate £8000. Believe me, she never got it back and it was a lot of money to her.

ShotgunNotDoingThePans · 20/04/2013 16:08

In the days before she stopped talking to me, my sister would bring her kids round, eat the lunch I'd prepared, then wander off whilst I was clearing up and find a magazine to read. I'd be left washing up and entertaining two toddlers and a baby.

Weirdly, the same thing would happen if I went to her house. Me being polite, clearing up after lunch, her slinking off etc etc.

The occasions we arranged to meet up in a m & toddler group, she'd turn up an hour late, briefly introduce me to her mates, then sit chatting with them while I supervised the toddlers outside trying to stop her ds from thumping dd. Or we'd meet at a park, and by the time she turned up my kids had done everything and I was sick of the sight of the bloody swings were ready to leave.

Behind every cheeky bugger is a sucker who lets them away with it.
So true.

She cut me off when I stopped being a mug.

Gerrof · 20/04/2013 16:12

There was a great thread on here which was very long, a young woman had bought a house and the overbearing next door neighbour was trying to force her to sell a covered passage which was part of her property for a very small amount. She got loads of advice on here to NOT give in to her, but the neighbour tried some quite shocking bullying tactics to try and grind the mumsnetter down. It all turned out all right in the end but that woman had a flaming cheek. Everyone on the thread was incensed. Like this one!

WeAreEternal · 20/04/2013 16:18

I actually caught him trying to borrow my strimmer last weekend. I told him I didn't know where it was as I rarely use it (I'm lazy as pay someone to do my strimming) he said "its ok I borrowed it a few weeks ago so it's probably still where I left it"
I just said "you are not borrowing the strimmer"
He tried to argue but I just stood there glaring at him.

I put a lock on my shed last year because I got so pissed off with him borrowing things without asking.
He was very annoyed with the inconvenience of having to actually knock on the door to ask to borrow things, but he would still always try the shed first to see if it was unlocked before bothering to ask.

I haven't lent him anything (willingly) since October.

I let him go to the house because, well honestly, I got sick of him asking and coming over with new excuses.
His kids are nice and it turned out that as soon as he went home he started looking at flights and told his DW and DCs that I had invited him to use the house. His DW told me this, she also was under the impression that I has said they were free to use the house whenever they wanted.

Gerrof · 20/04/2013 16:24

Why are you being so nice to him? Surely after the Mexico incident you don't need to speak to the cheeky twat. Go and throw clutch fluid all over his BMW.

expatinscotland · 20/04/2013 16:24

'I let him go to the house because, well honestly, I got sick of him asking and coming over with new excuses'

Don't answer the door to him anymore! He comes over, say through the door, 'I don't want to see you anymore. You need to LEAVE or I'll call the police.'

Next time you find him on your property, call the police.

Who cares if his kids are nice? He's a dick.

zukiecat · 20/04/2013 16:25

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DontmindifIdo · 20/04/2013 16:29

WeAreEternal - could you have a word with the DW?

But I think next time he asks you have to be blunt say, "after you staying in our house without bothering to ask, we will never lend you anything again, if you take things without askig because we've left the shed unlocked, I will call the police. Do you have no shame?"

expatinscotland · 20/04/2013 16:30

Zukie, what your so-called friend did is criminal. I would file my own report about her impersonating you to avoid possible prosecution and have NO hesitation with filing charges or helping the police prosecute her if need be.

Geroff, yy, 'cheeky' fucks are actually usually bullying fucks. This neighbour went spare about the whole lawnmower thing. 'I was just trying to borrow it!' Even with the cops until they told him to stop arguing with them. He came by, 'You should have known it was just me.' I said, 'Even if we did, why the FUCK should you take our landlord's property when he said no and we are responsible for it whilst he's away? You're not worth 2p to me much less £400. I find you here again I'll just ring up the coppers.'

TapDancingPimp · 20/04/2013 16:37

When DD was a matter of weeks old, MIL invited herself and husband over to stay WITH us for....10 days. We live in a small 3 bedroom terrace. Most people know the etiquette for visiting knackered parents and newborns, it's in, cuppa, then piss off home. Well no, I had to prep the house for a royal visit. I don't know why they didn't opt for a hotel. They are both retired and very comfortably-off.

I'd had an horrific c-section so was still in a lot of pain at this point, not to mention exhausted as DH was back at work. So it was just me, MIL and MIL's husband in the house all day...grim.

Anyway one day I told them the health visitor was coming, they said they'd make themselves scarce for the morning...though not before asking me "are you going to clean this place up?" Confused. I was mortified. My house was not dirty, simply slightly messy with wipes, presents that hadn't been put away yet.

fuzzpig · 20/04/2013 16:38

I don't think I will ever retrieve my jaw from the floor after reading the Mexico story Shock

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