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what is the oddest thing someone has done when you have visited their house?

790 replies

2shoeskickedtheeasterbunny · 06/04/2012 23:25

mine was my DB, he did warn me but tbh I was so...... [bushock]
I was kind of 'oh ok"
he put old sheets on the floor to protect his carpet from...

dd's wheelchair wheels

guess where we won't be going again(this was after he insisted she was shoved in the corner of the table at a pub...just in case she got in the staff's way....WTF)

??? YOUR please

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Eggrules · 10/04/2012 19:45

Sorry - I am on a laptop.

MrsButterworth · 10/04/2012 19:58

Great thread! Keep 'em coming!

HarrietVane · 10/04/2012 20:25

Brilliant - thank you eggrules!

cookielove · 10/04/2012 21:02

StealthPolarBear, i didn't know he was getting changed he ran up stairs to get his keys, i came up about 10 mins later and there he was in his y fronts, i really think as a baby sitter i really didn't need to see him dressed in so little. And he wasn't in his room with his door closed he knew i was in the house and he knew i was about to come upstairs to use the nappy bin.

Eggrules · 10/04/2012 21:44

I cannot get over a bum towel that the whole family use. Eggrules Towers may not have a bin, but the only towels in the bathroom are for guests to dry their hands on.

I have remembered something from childhood. Our Nana didn't look after us very often. If she did she only gave the boys full meals at the table. Girls ate banana or brawn (boak) sandwiches sitting on the floor.

No worries HarrietVane. Bookmarking is the future Wink

MNHubbie · 10/04/2012 21:45

Wh-hoo! Bookmarks appeared now!

ConsiderYourself · 10/04/2012 22:05

Bookmarks here too, thank you!

LeQueen · 10/04/2012 22:31

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Eggrules · 10/04/2012 23:06

Le Queen sounds like your Sil and her bf are peas in a pod. What is Dh's DB like? You are a trooper for inviting Sil out.

Damnation that my siblings married such lovely people.

garlicbunny · 10/04/2012 23:09

Grin Bound to be something to do with your PILs, leQ.

I was sharing with my narcissistic GBF when TwatFace2 and I got engaged. I came home, sort of reeling, and told him. "Oh? That's a surprise," he said, then carried on telling one of his lengthy stories about how great he is and whether some bloke fancied him or just hadn't realised yet that he fancied him. I interrupted a few times; this was pointless as nothing could stop him talking about himself. Eventually I stood up and screamed "TF HAS JUST PROPOSED AND I'M REALLY FUCKING CONFUSED!!!" There was a short silence. After which, GBF announced he knew just how I felt because something similar had happened to him ...

Gah.

confusedpixie · 11/04/2012 11:47

Le Queen your SIL sounds like a loon! Shock

& KurriKurri and Eggrules, thanks for the bookmark demos! I thought I was insane last night trying to get them to work! Turns out you need to turn them on Blush

NorksAreMessy · 11/04/2012 16:38

leQ PLEEEEEASE write a book about your SIL, I can't WAIT for the next anecdote :)

redrubyshoes · 11/04/2012 16:42

Marking Place

MimiSam · 12/04/2012 13:19

When I was 17 I got an au-pair job in Germany. I had to do some housework as well as child care, fine. The first morning I went to make the beds, I found the parents' bed had been wet (obviously wee, I could smell it, and lots of it). I pulled the sheets off and left it, because I didn't know what else to do. The woman then queried why I hadn't made it and I explained. She said I should put clean sheets on the wet mattress, so that's what happened - every night the man wet the bed (which he shared with his wife) and every morning dry sheets were put onto the sopping wet mattress...I only lasted a week, then came home.

MNHubbie · 12/04/2012 14:39

Ewwww... no airing, no liners, no flipping? Ewwww...

fuzzpig · 12/04/2012 15:12

Not strictly a visitor issue (and not that crazy) but strange and annoying behaviour nonetheless.

Every morning at the bus stop this man insists on standing about 30 feet from the bus stop itself - despite the fact it's a very quiet stop and he's always the first one there. Then when the bus arrives he makes a Very Big Thing about charging past the rest of us to get on first Confused

garlicnutter · 13/04/2012 01:26

fuzzpig, that's amusing Grin Can you video him, please, and put him on YouTube?

garlicnutter · 13/04/2012 01:28

... addendum: He might have some sort of phobia of queues, combined with an OCD need to be first? He'd still make a great video.

Thumbwitch · 13/04/2012 03:13

Mimi - I am utterly Shock that the wife just allowed that to carry on! My DH did it once before we were married (and he was very pissed) and I completely freaked out on him, obviously stripped the bed and did what I could to try and soak it out of the mattress (impossible) then stood the thing up to dry it as much as possible. If he had a problem like this man, he'd have been in man nappies! With a waterproof mattress cover! That mattress must have been a serious health hazard - blech!

PaulaMummyKnowsBest · 13/04/2012 13:26

mimi... surely the wife should have encouraged her DH to wear incontinence pants to bed?

That is so grim Shock

AmazingBouncingFerret · 13/04/2012 13:28

Unless he wasnt wetting the bed in his sleep....

Grin
dictionarydiva · 13/04/2012 14:06

I have been lurking on this and LOVING all these stories. I have to share mine as I think it's up there with the best of them! Apologies for the length of this!

When I was 20 and at uni me and a good male friend from school were invited to the 21st birthday party of another friend, who was female, that we also knew from school. She was having the party up where she was at uni and she asked us up there to stay with her for a couple of days.

She was at uni in Edinburgh and so we were going to get the train up there. We were all originally from the south coast- I was at uni in London and our male friend in Manchester.

The party was due to start at 7 so the female friend had said to get to her about 4 so we could get ready. We had intended to stay overnight and then the next night too so we could spend some time with her. I set off at 9am and rendezvoused with my male friend at Manchester Piccadilly at about noon. We brought a load of booze and set off on our onward journey. The female friend had told us to phone her when we got to Berwick Upon Tweed and that her boyfriend would pick us up from the station. We had never met the bf but he was older than us and not a student. We also knew he was a genuine Scot.

When we phoned her she sounded wildly uninterested and a bit stoned. This was path for the course as she did love drugs, but she was fun and a bit zany and I never thought she had a real problem. She said she'd send her boyfriend out to get us. When we got to the station though, suitcases and bags of booze in tow, there was no one to collect us. We tried ringing again but there was no answer. We had her address so had little choice but to get there ourselves. Not having money for a cab we had to brave three buses to get us out into the Edinburgh suburbs. When we got there, 90mins later, and knocked on the door, no one answered. We hammered on the front door for ages until a bleery eyed Scotsman answered the door - the boyfriend- he was about 40 and not the ?older? 27 or 28 we were expecting. He ushered us in. In the front room was our friend and about six or seven assorted others all stoned off their tits and lying on beanbags etc. Me and the male friend looked at one another in horror and asked if there was anywhere we could freshen up. The boyfriend showed us to our friends room and told us to get ready. The room was an absolute hole, full of old bongs, the roach ends of joints and all manner of drug paraphernalia. As well as this there was a very small, very young puppy who seemed to have the run of the room and had been doing his wees all over the floor!!!

Once safely upstairs we got dressed in our party gear and proceeded to drink ourselves silly so that we would at least be blocking out the horrible pain of what was surely to come. Then our female friend came up and, still whacked out, thanked us for coming and then started chopping up some coke and snorting it up through a broken biro. She asked us if we wanted some and we politely declined and got back to necking our Vodka.

The "party" started at about 7 as promised and just seemed to involve more and more stoners turning up in her front room, flopping on beanbags and getting more stoned. We sat and watched a quadruple bill of Friends for an hour or so and me and my male friend continued drinking in the hope we might become unconscious. All the while these stoners were trying to get the puppy stoned! The boyfriend had been missing for some time, and it turned out he was picking people up to come to the party. However, when a few more party goers came in it turned out he was actually charging them £1 a mile and was operating as a cab for the evening so on reflection we were glad he didn't pick us up!

About two hours later and with the stoners all more or less asleep, suddenly the boyfriend/cabbie brought about 10 or so really big, scary lads in with him. Suddenly it all got really rowdy and more and harder drugs were being consumed. Me and my male friend were looking at each other more and more uneasily and then suddenly a huge, scary fight broke out and someone broke a bottle and suddenly there was some blood coming from somewhere. My male friend grabbed the puppy, me and a very large bottle of Tequilla and we all legged it upstairs, where we locked ourselves in the bathroom. All joking aside we were shit scared and soon the bad lads were banging the bathroom door down and shouting "Come out here and stop being pussies!" and other such charming phrases. We were in there for four hours before it calmed down and even then we didn't trust the silence. We drank the Tequilla and discussed how we were going to probably be killed. My male friend tried ringing the female friend who's party it was to see what was going on but she never answered. At about 3am we cracked and phoned the police who said it was a really busy night in the city but they'd come and rescue us ASAP. They came about an hour and a half later and when they broke in there was actually no one but us left in the house, but more or less everything in the communal areas of the house had been nicked: telly, chairs, toaster? you name it. They took statements from us and then asked us if we wanted a lift anywhere. We said yes, please, anywhere but here and they let us gather our bags and the puppy and dropped us at Edinburgh Waverley station. It was by now 6am and we only had non transferrable tickets... as well as the puppy now in a cardboard carrier that the police had given us. The police went and explained to the train folk that we needed to leave Scotland immediately as we'd had a rough night and they agreed to transfer the tickets. My male friend was so traumatised he decided to come back to the south coast with me and have a few days at his dads to relax. We were pretty sure our friend whose birthday it had been must be dead or sex trafficked as we couldn't reach her on her mobile and had sent her about 50 texts.

We made it back to Brighton, puppy and all and went back to my mums where we just sat, shell shocked while my mum made us lunch and told us we should probably alert the authorities to our missing friend. Then, about an hour later just as my friend was leaving to go and throw himself on the mercy of his dad, our friend texted me and said ?So where did you two go last night? Why are police trying to ring me?? We rang her and it turned out that her boyfriends mates ?often got a bit out of hand? and that when that happened they would just go and stay at his mums till it died down. She was pissed off we had got the police involved. My male friend took the phone off me and went mental at her calling her a nutter and saying we thought she?d been killed. She was very blasé and just acted like this was pretty usual and like we were in the wrong for ringing the police.

We avoided all contact with her after that and never spoke to her again. I know she got kicked off her course but I have no idea what became of her. The dog still lives at my mums though!!

MakesCakesWhenStressed · 13/04/2012 14:09

double ewwww

MakesCakesWhenStressed · 13/04/2012 14:09

That was at ferret, btw...

GinPalace · 13/04/2012 15:35

Thank goodness you rescued the puppy! Did she ask about the puppy? Shock