D'y ever wonder if all our regulars have been abducted by aliens???

[shabbapinkfrog]

Last one out of the verrrrrry quiet thread please lock the door xxx

Errr scuse me, you can`t just zoom in and clear off again, tut tut....no. Please report for duty, some of us are going to be away soon and we need willing recruits to hold the fort!

Dont worry Trips I will sneak you into Rodos airport - the blokes there on passport control just sit laughing at everybodys pictures!!! Then I hear the shout...'Thomas, Thomas you come home again!!'

Dont forget your thong and tassels Trips - Nikos is working at a bar on Bar Street and there is plenty of dancing going on in there

Shabs...........dont mean to be rude, but wont we look silly dancing like that....er there is a slight height difference

it will be all the more interesting Trips.

Went to a friends wedding reception a few weeks ago. All the men danced to Zorba the Greek and then it was the womens turn.

I came very, very close to wetting myself, laughed so much I felt sick....one, solo, midget dancing in a line with the normal height people.....yes, that was me!!!

OK Kale Nikta (or Kale Nits) my dear buddy. Sagapo xxxxx

Sagapo........xx

Morning girls xx

Kale Mera Trips xx

Kale Mera Shabs, morning girls.......off to Deal to buy new swimsuit, Immodium and Alka Seltzer:)

Oooohhh I like our holiday Trips xxx

ROFL @ the mighty Tomster....he has become a rebel since his holidays - this morning he has his TOP SHIRT BUTTON UNDONE Awwwwwww - but he has made sure his tie is covering it LOL!!

He is a totally changed, confident, amazing kid????? All that from 2 weeks in the sun with best Greek friends and new friends who like him FOR HIM!!!

Bloody armed robbery at our lovely corner shop about 8.15 this morning. Tom went out ten minutes early to put his cookery stuff in the fridges at school, called in the corner shop on his way - 10 minutes later they were robbed.....guardian angels looking out for our Tom I reckon?

Def being looked after, scary though Shabs. Been with my mother this morning, jeez that woman drives me mad! Faliraki here we come:)

Wanted ..........has anyone got a pure silk pillow case they would like to sell?
Might help H to sleep.
Went to M&S and they want £30 for 1!

Nah we are still here

Just waxing and plucking dont ya know

trips - ok whats my duty today and I don't believe for one minute that you can buy swimsuits in Deal

shabs - that was close

rubes - didn't know that. DH says silk pjs are good........

Glad to see we have partial attendance tonight, so here are your orders in our absence.

oooggs -shake the shag pile twice a day.
-rustle up some newbies, we need
babies.
open bar by 5pm
happy hour 5-midnight.

rubester- round up missing persons
- re stock bar
-do cash and carry shop for nuts
-blow out hurricane lamp by 1am
only contact us in a case of real
emergency ie Robmeister is appearing at Wigan Town Hall:o

Don``t yer know we have shops in Deal wot sell these things, there is a chain of em all round the country...called Oxfam...

and yes a silk pillow is very good for you,not only gives you shiny hair but you don`t wake up with those nasty creases on your face, the secret of the movie stars apparently, like wot I am!:o

I've decided Trips - my flight leaves Manc airport at 8am and have to be at the airport for 5am - so no point in sleeping - Im too giddy anyway.

xx

Is FG coming? Ok I must hit the sack, still lots to do.....nails to paint etc.

Night my owd mucker - will wait at Rodos Airport for you - maybe get Nikos, the beautiful one, to give us a lift to the Venezia. Think Frumpster will just turn up unexpected like!

Morning girls xx

My word it is cold and wet here in Lancashire. Little warmer here in the airport.