D'y ever wonder how many of the multi mums are pregnant again?

[MarsLady]

I wasn't meaning that I would be lusting after my DP!!!! I meant Paolo

Pinkfrog, if you don't get that prep done with the uniform etc, I will not only kick your arse but I will get someone to wax it too

I've just had to do all DD1's top up with uniform, dictionary, atlas, new gym kit, trainers, school shoes etc etc. The worst bit is shelling out for it all and then watching it come undone in the first week. So far, manky tie, foody skirt and a missing jumper

come undone Shabs, shall we get an open top car and take him to a place he's never been?

C fitting Mars? G in this house!!!!!!

I should be hoovering, cleaning bathrooms, changing towels, dusting the dust room, washing the kitchen floor......

There. That'll help everything

back with coffee later x.

FG have a fab time tonight, lust lust lust! Goodmorning everyone else, its like Autumn here too, should be doing housework but don`t feel like it! Back later.

Oh mighty frumpster - ta for the video!!

That young lad needs a big bossomed owd bird to comfort him

I will see you a G and raise you a H!! Tomster has square feet almost!! H width - that is just dam ridiculous. Dont know where he gets that from

I'll match your H DD1 used to be an H but I've been binding her feet in cloths and thats made a difference

Can I borrow Rob tomorrow?

You mean my robbie? I have to think about this I only just chained him coaxed him into my bed!

(read this in a greek accent for better effect) 'Why?' 'Why you want my robbie?' 'I spit at you!' 'I no share my robbie with no woman.'

BECAUSE I AM A SHARING SORT OF A GIRL

And it'll keep the heating costs down.

You can have a loan of my sweaty moustache and my menopausal forehead!! Hands off the mighty Robmeister.

I survived!!!! They have new shoes. I got the lovely twin discount and I can afford food next week! How fab is that! Also got back packs for lunches and PE bags! Oh yes. Just 2 DDs left to shoe now.

So... DD2 is 10 tomorrow. What can I buy her? I'm completely stuck for ideas!

TWIN discount????? Really????

Yes I got a whole £8.40 off (10%) lol!

What do you think of THIS for a birthday present?

tell her, her AuntFG will happily accompany her............

hey girls.
have choc at the ready, line for the last few days....''i dont wanna die, but i aint that keen on livin either''
theres a few of you who know who sang that .
my littlies are back to school 2moro. we did well at m&s, 3 for 2 which helps when we need 8 pairs a pants!

quiz....as much as you not supposed to......do any of you favour a child more or less than the other?? and how do i not take their snipes and cheeky comments so to heart??

hugs......bovineBonkers this week.

Hey Bovine....my fav line of a robmeister song is 'I didn't loose my mind, it was mine to give away.' [mentally not very well emoticon]

Quiet tonight?? xx

hey shabs.
all d 'madcow' talk scared em off!
have new marian keyes noval and is quite humorous so hopfully will carry me away for a few hours.
not even the big R could get me moo'in tonite!

hugs.xx.

Morning girls. xx

Frumpster come down off that cloud - this minute Lady Jane!!

Good night?????

He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming Wright-Phillips is coming home. Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Trips me owd mucker! Lottie (from the sunflower thread) has left you a message. She wanted you to know she is thinking about you. She's a lovely lady. xx

It's very quiet. Where'd ellabody go?