D'y ever wonder how many of the multi mums are pregnant again?

[MarsLady]

Rodders is ace

ROFL PMSL - will never look at H in the same way again!!

Not sure about poppas nuptials - just one of those sweaty moustached fantasies that sometimes creep up on me!

No one, I say no one, can compete with is brassicas

Nobody likes a bragger Trips

Rodders brassicas I mean Shabs, no competition, and as for his marrow...well......

D`y think we could have a competition to see how many multipple mums we can fit behind a sofa?

Mars leave Poppa alone....take your eyes off her for one minute and she is in like (Errol) Flynn!!

Probably have to roll the shag pile up, d`y think?

Should we not let Poppa up for air? Only his wife will be looking for him soon

Shabs, go wash your mouth out with carbolic, I say wash your mouth out, swear, me? In a lardy da voice?

What happened to Rubester, she started all this?

what help would you have liked when your DTs were born, can you advise?

ROFL - every time I think of our phone conversations Trips - I laugh out loud

Want a song?

Just found some garlic and corriander nan bread in the fridge.....should I or shouldn't I - I say should I or shouldnt I?

evening......gr8 stuff, who needs Corrie! my dh reackons his swimmers were so strong it was them that split me egg in two creating twins after 2 little girls! eldest ws 3n half when twins born n 20mth old dropped her nappy as i bf them and declared..'wees toilet'. they are all in school now and i am regaining consciousness. hugs to all multiple mums.x.x.

I would have liked someone with adoption papers to come into my living room when I had the twins Frumpster!!! Oh sorry, I coped very well and they were just pure angels - is that better?

like Arnie I am back,yet am still drinking...thanks for stopping me eating crap guys PMSL so far jelly beans from tescos....tea cakes from tescos ....PMSL and I ended up buying 2 cds

Bovine - hiya love - we are all slightly mad in here - some of us more than others!!

TIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSS - hiya honey - you ok?

PMSL yes I am Shabby Had a fab night,just opened another bottle,feel a little sick,but if your gonna do a job properly.......my sis is leading me astray!!!!!!!

Frumpster - my Faliraki friend who lives in Glasgow is texting me tonight....I cant understand what she is saying in a text either!!! She calls me her wee bitch???? Think she likes me but not very sure. She wants us to meet up next year in Faliraki so do you know of any Glasweigan phrase books?

[lascivious]

So good to hear from you Tiggs - glad to hear your sis is a bad influence