D'y ever wonder if that's a hamster in the garden or just a DT's poo? [groin]

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Yey! I've never started a D'y thread before!!

Please someone find me and don't start a new thread.....

oh btw ruby, i found the number for the mental hospital, i opened my cupboard and all the crap fell out and it was on the bottom!!! Hurray i'm going for a break when the kids go back to school LMTO

talk later hon x

Momma... DD2 is in Cornwall as well. She's back on Sunday evening.

Today I shall be cleaning up the -shit-- heap house! [grimace]

glad to see that mine isnt the only house that looks like a flaming bomb has gone off in the center and wrecked every room in site. Or is it just my darling children

found this Shabs Made me think of you and your babe

but this version is so, so, so much better

Ladies, god morning, lovely sunny day here in Deal, though dark inside, DH being so horrid still, just told him to ---- off I`m afraid, so he has up to his allotment, I am trying to please everyone atm.

Anyway, Shabs and FG, postie has just ranf my bell and two parcels, just about to play Rodders and Shabs so touched with my pin for Mon.................lump in throat, love you xxxxxxx

Off to mothers this pm that will be joyful, highlight of my day is the final of I`d do anything, 6pm Shabs then results at 8.45pm!
Hope everyone else is ok, I see Oj is going out today, bless her xx

Glad you liked it Trips - I have enjoyed wearing it on Matt and Gareths 'remember days' - dont forget Tommy says it should be called that Will light a candle for your Matthew on Monday night - I have a chocolate cookie scented one - do you think he would approve?

Oh Frumpster - are you physcic?? (sp?) You have just taken my breath away....When my matt used to get in a major sulk (and he had many) I used to sing that song to him, full blast and right in his face until he started laughing. He adored Will Smith and his favourite flowers were sunflowers Thank you oh mighty Frumpster from the heart of my bottom - you have made me smile. xx

Wow!!! Yes, I'm truly psychic even I believe it now!

Trips play some Rod and get out into the sun for a little bit. Glad it arrived today. Remember, its Saturday, a small bucket glass of wine is allowed.

Trips this is Tom. When you have listened to the CD, send it to my mum and I will burn a copy off for you on the computer. I know how to do a copy for you. Hope the Triplets are being good for you like I am being for my mum xxxxxxxx

Girls I am sat here waiting to be arrested....I actually molested a poor innocent woman at the shop,full on grope and everything

I went to the shop and took my breakfast with me (rich tea biscuits) I was stood in between the sweets and boxes of chocolate,daydreaming, when a woman tried to squeeze past. I did not notice
As I lifted my biscuit to my mouth I full on took her bobo with me NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Oddly enough she did not seem that offended and just smiledyet I was MORTIFIED!!!!!
Luckily my firends were on duty and laughed at me whilst I turned to the other customers going "Oh my god I just totally molested that woman"

....................wait...................

As I turned to look at all the customers cue the kids teacher stood right behind me

"Good morning Tiger"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

ha ha ha ha ha lauging like a hyena!!! God i'm in pain

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hurt from laughing!

Sorry Tigs but I can see it!

Why are you in pain Gruesome?

i have fibromyalgia and its giving me some stick today, have taken all my painkillers and am flying now lol

oh honeysuckle!!!!!!!!

Tiggs - ooohhh matron

My living room floor is full of glitter - all thanks to Tiggers cub!! It looks great and Im not hoovering it up - not just yet.

Im off knitting again!! Did two 'fishermens' jumpers for an aquaintance - she brought one back and said this is to small can you just knit the next size up for me!!! Grrrr I wanted to shout 'Im not Marks and piggin' Spencers - I did tell you it wasn't big enough' Instead I said 'course I can it will take me a couple of days though!!'

I'm off!!!! Not flouncing I am going out,without the kids!!! My mum is having them for the first time EVER overnight

Momma give me five minutes head start before you follow and I am not going anywhere near a beach so don't look there for a short round person eating candyfloss playing on the slot machines in the most chavtasic flip flops!!

Gruesome((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))

Are we talking Blackpool here Tiggs???? Have a good night honey xx

I was such a good mother today. I took the DTs to the park! I HATE the park!

So do I Mars - Tom broke his wrist on our park this time last year.

Now all I want to do is throw them in the bath and then into bed! Actually I could do without the bath bit but they are rather filthy! Sigh.....

Thanks for all the congratulations everyone. Mars ... am in Northern Ireland. Asked mwife today again but says it's not done anywhere nowadays - certainly not around here. She had a good look though and thinks it will stretch/tear itself as it's so thin.

3am last night before I got them settled ... although they did go through to nearly 8am so can't complain. Any tips for getting them down at a more reasonable time - actually started feeding at around 11.30/midnight. They weren't feeding all that time by any means but just wouldn't settle in the cot so we ended up lifting one then the other, then the other etc .

Okey Dokes will get my friend on the case and see if there's someone about. There normally is. Of course if the tt isn't causing a problem with the bfing then there's no rush. But I'll find out in case for you angel. Good to see that you've doubled your posting average