D'y ever wonder...........

[frumpygrumpy]

Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

Lots of love Mrs Mel Gibson William Wallace

Hey hoochie, I have a double you can have email me at [email protected] with your details.

Used it with my DS who is now 4. You are welcome to it.

Comes with its own holdall and spares. Think their may even be some instructions too.

Think its made by Aveda (or is that a make up company ?)

Sorry, just shared a couple of bottles of wine with an old friend and lurking before I crash and burn.

Morning everyone - couldn't leave it any longer......

HOW IS PIXIE?

Morning!

I believe all is well with Pixi

Snorris - any little pixie yet?

Tell me the news, I wont spread it any further honestly ......purlease??

I've sent you a message via FB

Thank you for the message via FB.xx

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is all I can say - oh yes - and well done Pixie. I can stop pacing and sympathy pushing now

I cant say that word Mamma - my mum would go mad!! I always call her Fluffy - thats the equivalent word that Tomster used to always say when he was much younger. God knows what he says when talking to friends now - don't think I want to know.

Bet its not Vagina either

Quote of the day: "Oh, Vagina, thank you" by Mrs Momma PMSL

Now we get to make up our own scenarios........

Congratulations Pixi! I hope you are waking with a delicate little bundle nestled with you and feeling all is right with the world. (p.s. if the world doesn't feel right, remember it will, give yourself a month or two and remember we love you.)

congrats pixi - can't wait to hear the details

I have bored Mars with this by text already this morning but......

....in an hour I will be in the same company as my MIL! I have inserted an oxygn cannister up my own bottom to take over breathing when I have trouble and I have put a potato in each pocket to press my nails into when the going gets tough.

Those who pray, please pray for me. Those who don't, please mutter quietly in a corner some bad swear words and send me camomile through the soft spring winds.

I thank you all x.

p.s. I feel a little more like myself today.

Huge congrats Pixi! Can't wait to hear more .

Muttering for you FG, I do not envy you one bit. Bad enough having to spend time with MIL when feeling 100%, pure hell when not. My thoughts are with you......

oh fg - will be thinking (and muttering0 for you today - hope the hell isn't too bad

Frumpster - take my Faliraki flip flops to your wonderful MIL meeting!! When she is not looking put them in her coat pockets or - if you are at her house - in a warm dry place. She will wonder where the hell the smell of wee and lavender is coming from! Mind you, if she's in a nursing home, she will be used to it.

Stick with me I will think of other punishments tricks to play on her.

tigger _ I have posted a reply to you on the 'water rates thread' check it out - I hope it is useful

MIL toilet paper

lol shabby