Do y` ever wonder what it would be like to give birth on the shag pile?

[triplets]

Do y`?

where's pixi's other thread? How dare she post on another thread! Does she not know that means I have to use my fingers more and that I don't have the energy!!! Pixi, I am a whingemobil. I can't be arsed whingeing anywhere else. Just whinge here darling.

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HM have fun tonight!

Have posted pixi, remember, tins of Heinz = very good food for times like this. Go easy and take the easy road every time. You can revert back later.

Momma, I wondered if she had fainted with excitment or if it was a flounce?

Erm......shit really Horrible nausea too

twas neither - twas DD on the keyboard!

And bloody DH was suppoesd to be back for 3.30 so I could go and is stuck on the M42 in Leicestershire in a jam.

So even LESS time in the spa.....

Frumpster

Coughs not great - kecks are very damp - my bulbous bobos are aching.

Oh aye frumpster - I also do a ladylike little passing of wind on the really big coughs

Sorry you weren't eating were you? I do apologise most profusely Ms Frumpster

Afternoon!
Just quickly popping on to say Momma I've sent you a message via FB and HM I've booked a room for the meet up!

Snorris - YAY!!! Well done you!!

I presume TKB is still sharing with you, thats brill.

Atm I'm not sure but it's cool either way!

erm.....yes, but remember DH had a 4 day pass out and went ski-ing! I think I deserve the odd night, and each time I actually get less than 24 hours, and I STILL FEEL GUILTY. God knows why.......

HM

Trips - are you around?

SHABS

How do I reply to kala esi?

Poly Kala Is that a reply? very well?

Damn its chippy night!!!

O.k so I put : ne poly kala. Efchari'sto

Yes very well thank you? or did I order a kebab?

Tomster is at grans for the night Tiggs - so me and the derkster are going painting the town fuschia - bet he will want a piggin snog on the way home

There's one major problem with my phrase book when you want to find out the meaning of a Greek word, it is written in the Greek alphabet. Hang on a mo.......

polee is defo VERY

eyeees is WELL

Where is Nikos when I need him. He's usually 'darling' me on MSN by this time of night - cause it is 9.15 in Greece and he will have been on the ouzo.

Lightbulb moment of course polee kala means very well DOH!!

Going to get my other phrase book.