Do y` ever wonder what it would be like to give birth on the shag pile?

[triplets]

Do y`?

Shabster

civil service, 16 hours, over 3 days - flexi time - so nothing major but would just be easier if madam would cooperate

Ooogs, you are bound to need a new outfit and shoes to ease you back into the harsh world of paid employment i would think......

Rubester just re read your earlier thread. DS has a contract with Cambridge United - WOW and OMG - that is wonderful

I used to work with Ryan Giggs' mum at our local childrens hospital. She used to say how Manchester United were watching him but she couldn't see what all the fuss was about - she thought he was just an average footballer

Also 'useless fact of the day' - you would never think that Ryan Giggs dad was West Indian would you? Mind you his mum is a blonde with blue eyes. Just wait until I am on 'millionaire' and the 1,000,000 squid question is about Ryans parentage

Shabs,
Glad you got the pattern, you must make tose bots for winter, they are so sweet! Fancy after al these years I am passing baby patterns onto you! BTW do you know you can get patterns off the net? I asked on here for you, and I was sent links, so if you type in ffree knitting patterns etc you`ll get tem then just print them off! Who pongs btw?

tose bots???????????? Me thinks it must be me whose xelsyd!!

Jeez look at that spelling, finally cracking up girls!

Trips - the most worrying part is I read your post as if you had spelt it perfectly

I will enjoy doing this pattern. Going to do the all in one for the Winter time.

Momma - I am impressed with your football knowledge - I lurrrrvvveee football - what a tomboy!! Manchester City are my team.

Trips - the mighty Frumpster was worried that she ponged - but she had a shower so all was well with the world

Frumpster - do you want me to read to you? What about 'The Magic faraway tree.' OK love

Just tuck you in nice and tight, will only take a minute. Oh Frumpster you cant say rude words like that

Alright FG budge over I love the Faraway Tree.....

Lets hear it for Dick and Fanny

(I'm so sorry, I couldn't help it )

Tiggs - you are gonna burn in hell

Ladies - there is a mumsnetter on another thread called the proper name for a ladies front bottom and....Tiggs says it all the time!! [playground telltale emoticon]

Must admit that Tomster loves me reading Enid Blyton books to him - but please dont tell his streetwise mates We have to change some of the names tho - Richard and Flossy!! He just pulls the sheets up over his face and giggles if I say the actual names.

OMG he will be eaten alive at High School!! He is an excellent reader but does love me reading to him.

Shabs I read it to my three and I was sniggering behind the book the whole way through especially when Dick was a naughty boy and got a good spanking

Tomster spends his whole time saying things like 'Fancy them being allowed to play out without their mums being with them' 'You think someone would miss them when they get stuck in lands at the top of the tree' he ends up almost having panic attacks - awwww bless the little bugger lad.

Awwwwwwwwwwww...thats so lovely...unlike my mucky mind at that age

Quiet on here tonight - everybody ok?

I'm here shabs, haven't caight up with the news yet though

How are things chez shabby? BTW it was

I have grey trakky bottoms on with elasticated ankles and my Faliraki flip flops

followed by

Crusty eyelids, sore throat, barking cough

that really did it for me

oh yes the grey tracky bottoms - they are so sexy