Do y` ever wonder what it would be like to give birth on the shag pile?

[triplets]

Do y`?

seeing as I will be darn sarf I will have a G & T, ice and a slice in a long glass please and as many chilli nuts as you can carry. We can teach everybody our dance trips?? Big fish............

Shabs!!!! You did a link!!! Well done!!!

Tell Tomster Can You Hear Me Now is my ringtone on my phone!! Probably why I never answer it as I am laughing too much!!!

Photos of the kids as bunnies on my mn profile to make him laugh!!

You have to click on my name!!

SHABS!!!! Get Tom to look in your e-mails

Ladies... I think you overlooked a newbie.

Scroll down.... look for jolo!

Now.... put the blardy kettle on and make the woman welcome.

[sheesh... this would never have happened on FG's watch. Even Momma would've shaken out the shagpile]

Don't your Easter bunnies look.... well.... like bunnies!

Tiggs - tomster well amused - the girls, especially, make me lol - arms folded, not amused body language

Love the MIXAMATIGGERS, soooooo cute!

Meeting Shabs at The Dog and Duck at Plucks Gutter at 8pm, anybody else fancy a pint? They do very good whelks

don't forget the newbie!

Whoops excuse my rudeness.........welcome to the house of fun jolo, do you need directions to Plucks Gutter or do you have sat nav? Have you left yet Shabs, Mars is on her way!

Shabs, Gareths picture, just made me smile, such a cheeky darling little face, reminded me instantly of Mattie. Wonder what they have all been up to up there today, some big Easter Egg hunt!

welcome jolo - so your boys 4 in August?

Ruby, Nigella better watch out! I loveeeee cooking, was very pleased yesterday to get some digi scales for my birthday, also a very clever black mesh baking tray from Lakeland Plastics, can`t wait to try it. Also got Tana Ramsays cookbook, that makes over 200 books in my collection! You might note I am back early from the pub, stood up by Shabster!!

I must away to my bed, its almost 11pm and those two naughty boys are still carying on! A few achey bones, must learn not to sit in my alcove too long! Night night all xxx

Trips - the 512 hit the terminus at Wembley Central and turned right back around and came back to pigging Bolton. Hours and hours I have been on that damm bus. On the front it said 512 Bolton, Manchester, Birmingham, Darn Sarf - stopping at Wembley, and outside trips house. We flew down Stanmore Hill, saw the new Wembley Stadium and then they went back over the Watford gap!!!

Seriarsley though - I gave the SIL one last chance. I have had one glass of beer, I havent spoken, I havent told dirty jokes, I have been the dummy in the corner. Came out of her daughters house and heard her say clearly 'thank god that fat bitch has gone.' That is now....the end. I have tried...and I have failed. THE END.

See you in the morning my darlings. sagapo trips. xx

Whatever you do Shabby don't let me near your SIL.

What a blardy cow Shabs!!!

Good morning ladies. Hope everyone is fine this lovley morning

Just got a text from Takis (owner of the hotel) it says.....You ask me - how much for our room for 14 nights - I tell you I know you come when season is highest and too hot for your milk bottle skin - but I charge you same as I did last June - but I no remember what it was. But because you are my family I know you no cheat me - I also throw in the air colder for northhing!!!

Last June he charged us £300 for the three of us for 14 nights and a free ride from the airport and back!! Umpah.....and the air colder air conditioning - they charge a lorry load of money to rent it - think thats how they make their money from the package holiday guests.

We also get to pick the exact room we want - the biggest one, second floor, sea view etc etc. Now....Im getting giddy.

We are saving approx 800 squid by booking ourselves

good morning shabster,
woohoooo i wish i was going on hols with ya
we'll be off to our caravan in costa del north wales xx

Hiya shazzer - holidays in Wales sound wonderful to me. We have had years where we went to Ourgate and our annual holiday takes a year of saving BUT......worth it in the end.

Takis is a clever man - he knows we wont cheat him and he also knows exactly what he charged us last year!! The first week we are there we pay for hardly anything - cause he knows the second week we always spend up!! Cant help but really like him - what a character!!