botwatch 82!! The latest thread in a very long series about the deceptions practised by mlms. Unbelievably people are still being hooked in by these schemes where 97 of those who join lose money?

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I don’t understand how they think no one else notices?

Team orders appears to be that all these bots have to attend all these recruitment events, which is bizarre in itself, but possible new recruits are meeting all of them so surely notice that they pretend to be each others customers?

They get so used to all their interactions taking place in a closed echo chamber of fake positivity that it doesn't occur to them how transparent and ridiculous it looks to 'normal' outsiders...

Scamalopoulos is certainly getting his pound of flesh from Yawn these days. Wonder if she's having to pay off the Delhi flight by traipsing up & down the country making unpaid appearances at all these 'events'. Surely even a total narcissist such as herself realises that the couple of photos for her socials that is all she gets out of it are not worth it?

Ahh, the destination for the Eagles Manager Retreat really couldn't be any more aptly revealed as 'Fuck it' (Phuket)

A couple of weeks ago Fierce was telling us that she was spending six weeks on the beach, then suddenly she was back at work. Now the Spanish home is going on the market. I'd say that someone is skint.

Yes, I noticed that change of activity. Fierce has some companies set up in Gibraltar and I wonder how much tax she owes in Spain.

No more photo opportunities with the new Landrover they claim to have bought so they could go travelling in style. Just a test drive with the photos used to convince people that they were going travelling by choice and not effectively on the run from their creditors.

If she’s working in some shared office space as she claims I think she’s working for a family member in a job or temping in some way. I don’t think she can be earning anything from the usual scam, not enough to pay for office space.

Why does Yawn think we might be interested in her ear piercings?

In one bots post. She is claiming that they have had a 91% increase in recruits but since we don’t know what it is 91% of them is totally meaningless. If you increase your monthly recruitment from one sucker to two then thats100% increase.
Does she mean that she has one “maybe” recruit who is almost sure that they want to join, but there is still about 9% of her/him that is still a little unsure?

Sleaze is sharing a video of him worrying some Alpacas on a Welsh farm. He says the high life is all very well but ultimately his life will end like this. I think he means he and Wig will start living The Good Life in their retirement, with land and four legged friends.

I think his life is far more likely to end in a concrete overcoat, supporting one of the pillars of a motorway bridge in Dubai (or one of the other locations he’s scammed people).

Has he taken a bag of carrots with him?

The trust pilot reviews on fierce are scandalous to say the least. She is a wanted women and not in a good way. I'd be incredibly worried if l were her.

Just been on face tube. What in the world of all things freaktastic is yawn doing in her m&s leaping around, strutting video filmed by Mr yawn? If that was me my kids would be so horrendously embarrassed. She's tripping on a whole new level of vanity that one!

Loving how Yawn receiving the '2023 top open volume award' for FLP's Central Region (equivalent to winning the egg & spoon race at a parish school) is translated in Yawnspeak as 'Number 1 team in Network Marketing, for 15 years' 🤣

She's actually delusional now. Her weird little world must be like fairy land filled with candy floss clouds and kittens. Reality is going to kick like a bitch when it comes calling.

There's desperation seeping out of every post; the Whatsapp one was posted 5 hours ago and has 6 likes. Nobody gives a shit.

Headband has posted the results of a “consumer test”. Given that the only real consumers are bots like her who are also desperate to claw back some money, I think there could be a flaw in her data.

• 100% said their skin was more hydrated and supple
• 78% said their skin was smoother, firmer and more toned
• 78% said they looked younger
• 89% said their skin looked less tired
• 78% said their skin was brighter, more glowing
• 89% said they would recommend the product.

Who is going to ask her for the source of the data?!

She says trial packs are back in stock and are £20 for a 7 day supply plus P&P of c.£3.50. 30 days is £90.20 - that shit is expensive! If someone orders a month’s supply she will knock off the £20 cost of the trial. Presumably this deal is on her wallet? The responses are telling with lots of “positivity” and feck all commitment to purchasing, though one person says they will try a trial pack but can’t pay £20 until Friday, so they are not going to be paying £90.20 seven days later and again in another 30 days are they?! Headband’s thread is a good example of why FLP hasn’t worked, isn’t working and won’t ever work for her (or those like her). The solution to this is not ever more manic positivity, it’s accepting you’ve been caught by the sunk cost fallacy, quitting today and accepting you’ve been had.

BTW if you are wondering what the collagen tastes like, it is “tarty berry flavour”.

I'd ask her but she had a tantrum when l said things that hurt her feelings and banished me🤣🤣🤣

Mr Yawn is one big fucking doormat, who in their right mind would put up with Yawn's fake bullshit all the time? Most normal husbands would tell her to knock it off and get a real job..

Just Googled those stats - they're taken from an FL leaflet. Guess how many people/bots participated in this incredibly rigid survey which was bound to have a control/placebo group (hahaha) - NINE.

Fucking hell you couldn't make this shit up!! Nine! Jesus that's a joke. @WisteriaLodge mr y has always been a spineless doormat. I think he feels he's punching above himself as she's a glammertwat and he's been conditioned to think he can't get better. He was never very bright.

@dickiedavisthunderthighs excellent research. I just lazily assumed she’d made up the numbers but it turns out FLP made up the numbers and in the usual fashion Headband accepted it.

A sample size of NINE. Who were The Nine? Probably whoever was in the office that day at HQ. Or Micky Scamalopoulos holding a free lip salve above nine eager bots and telling them that if they say yes to the following questions about how are fantastic the collagen is and purchase 4CC they can have the lip salve at a discounted price.

Only an MLM could be so blatantly dishonest with numbers and keep getting away with it. Talking of dishonesty, I was rereading FLP’s extremely small print where they say that c85% of people featured in their stats received no meaningful compensation in the last year but only because they were simply wanting to buy product at a discount for their own use. I’d love to know the truth of that because every person I’ve ever spoken to who lost money in FLP, signed up to try and make some kind of living from it. I don’t think FLP should be implying that the huge majority that lose money only intended to spend money as pure customers, unless FLP can prove it.

Castle is quoting a friend* saying that coaches coaching coaches to be coaches who then coach more coaches is just a pyramid scheme and of course it’s different with Castle because … [word salad].

Then she concludes by effectively saying, let me coach you so you can then coach others. Err, isn’t that the same as your friend’s description? She really is monumentally thick (and this is especially clear when she’s trying to be clever).

*any former partner in crime who no longer speaks to her but spent a fortnight being the focus of her attention.

Ah, but many people have asked her, don't you know 😁

She's a nationwide certified celebrity ain't she🤣🤣

Yes, because she’s been on a real actual CATWALK!