botwatch 82!! The latest thread in a very long series about the deceptions practised by mlms. Unbelievably people are still being hooked in by these schemes where 97 of those who join lose money?

[Spongebobette]

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Oh Yawn,Yawn,Yawn,Yawn,Yawn, I don’t know anyone who goes on sm at the end of each day to document what they did at work today in such fine detail.

My DH: Had a good day?
Me: Yep.
DH: What’s for tea?

Does anyone else get the feeling that HQ is watching her like a hawk and her current behaviour is to “impress” the boss. Firstly, it’s all a bit “look at me I’m behaving myself”,secondly who the f*#k cares.
And as for the “budget”, it’s fairly obvious who does the paperwork and pays the bills in the Thatch. And the Thatch is obviously leaking heat like a sieve to run up such high utility bills.

Yes ‘look look I have had EIGHT meetings today’

I was impressed by the £35 water bill tbh! I'm in the south west and am happy that my water has dropped to £80 a month 😭😭

@Spongebobette
Well only 2 more hours left for the week.
Let's hope she won't be doing much else like meetings and zoom calls and dropping her wares off to customers , because she will be blowing the idyll of a 10 hour week. Watch this space. That woman spends all week flogging a dead horse. And she's kidding nobody.

She's off to Manchester for another amazingly fabulous gorgeous lovely information evening with 2jags tonight on a stop of her world tour. She's the Taylor Swift of the Aloe Vera world with all her venues.

Champagne soirée sounds very Hyacinth Bucket

Soirée - isn’t that a town just near Cannes which is also in Paris @Spongebobette?

I also wanted to reassure you that Yawn IS getting her drive done and despite the slight delay while Mr Yawn is in the gravel pit breaking the stone up by hand Yawn has found the positive in this massive indicator of her million pound business being nothing of the sort, slight delay by watching a bird take a bath in one of the craters. This is part of her new “nature loving, dog walking, good life” cover up of her collapsing business. There must be very few people who are convinced by this cover story now. Soon the crop of hopefuls signed up to sell themselves the overpriced collagen will falter and it’s a long time until the New Year C9 push. As there is no way she can turn her MLM fortunes around I wonder how she will spin having to tighten her belt even further?

It’s got to be over 18 months since the ‘we are getting a sweeping Cotswold stone driveway’ posts

The Thatch and its gardens will be up for sale because they want someone else to have the chance to love it. And because they don’t need worldly possessions.

@Contraryjane yes that’s exactly how it will be spun!

You'd think if you had a massive valley in your drive that muscle memory would mean you just drove round it every time rather than bugger your cars suspension by twatting it into it

Headbands child has been ill today, so she's grateful she works for herself and can just stay home.

Last time my child was sick and I'd been up all night and she needed a day off, I rang my manager in the morning, sent emails rearranging a couple of calls and asked a colleague to attend a meeting in my place and put an out of office on. Took me about 15 minutes to sort. I then spent the day in mum mode but was given a PAID carers day from my employer, I know which I'd prefer!

Yawn is so tragically unaware. She says she wouldn’t “be the woman I am today if it wasn’t for Mr Yawn”. If Mr Yawn spent less time facilitating and financially shoring up her scam everyone would be better off. She really does think she is special - has she forgotten how she performs outside the echo chamber of Lives with her downlines (Delhi airport wasn’t that long ago)? She is ridiculous; an egotistical joke.

The sfter party on 2jags reels looks so depressing, after headband needed to be with her son and he clung to her all day she still had to go to launch night.

They really are going all in on the collagen aren’t they

Sounds like they got caught in match day traffic lol

It’s so utterly tragic that they need to post on each other’s posts to make it look like they are getting interactions.

And Headband has posted a photo which includes Scotbot looking like a recruit - it’s not even effective smoke and mirrors, it’s just desperate.

"The After Party" - six middle aged women, three of them dancing on a stage. Looked like it was bouncing. In the words of 2jags "Oh what a night". Sign me up hun. 🙄

Yawn’s catwalk post. She fails to distinguish between having her ego massaged and being part of a viable business. Just because you have a captive audience of drones and misguided potential bots with nothing else to do on a Wednesday night in an Insta-chic restaurant does not mean that you are not going to Hell in a handcart (even if your journey there has these occasional comfort breaks along the way).

She is really hiding what car she’s in, very tight angles. Bet she parks it round the corner at these venues.

That event looks dire. I bet they spent a fortune hiring it out. And they might make one or two recruits.

Although most attendees look like bots already.

And yawn can't stretch to a hotel stay. Living the dream heading up to Manchester for a short talk.

Wonder what overall expenses will be covered by HQ???? 🤣.

If they make any profits on that event I will be amazed. 😎 FLP themselves will be rubbing their hands together. Saved themselves a fortune as per usual.

And parking in Central Manchester isn't cheap!!

Yawn is off to Edinburgh next. She’s driving there, obviously she can’t stretch to the cost of a flight and hotel. The cost of fuel will probably be more than a flight and a cheap hotel. She’s not giving out millionaire vibes.
More concerning is the venue, Sterling Uni. I wonder if they are aware that they have booked out space to an MLM, who may be looking to prey on vulnerable, skint students. I wonder what their policy is on MLMs?

Actually if she stays with Scotbot it defo would be cheaper to fly.

If they were in a fancy restaurant, why was Yawn eating a Pret sandwich in the car?

She really doesn’t realise people do join the dots with her posts.