botwatch 82!! The latest thread in a very long series about the deceptions practised by mlms. Unbelievably people are still being hooked in by these schemes where 97 of those who join lose money?

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That'll be on her headstone. "Here lies Mrs Yawn, l lost 6 stone" along with her mobile number to reach her in the afterlife because that that will still need doing.

Yawn’s recipe for cleaning trainers in a washing machine when your millionaire lifestyle can’t run to new ones.

Pop them in the washing machine at 20°c with some Oxy whitener, liquid detergent and a stringed instrument slightly bigger than a violin. They will be good as new.

Aside from not knowing her Violas from her voilas it’s just another silly post about nothing that flies in the face of the 10 hour working week lie she’s selling potential victims. When a post about washing old trainers is considered worthy of sharing the potential sign ups and downlines should ask themselves why. They also need to ask themselves why she’s trying to sell the simple pared back life of time freedom these days and why she is seeking constant engagement every hour of every day. What clues are there that she isn’t leading a millionaire life of time freedom?

Obviously when the game is up for Yawn and her type I’ll be playing a very very small violin.

🤣🤣 @YouOKHun If it isn’t a typo we can rest assured that Yawn will have washed her manky old trainers with a cheap Chinese-made viola, rather than a Stradivarius which would cost her millions, which we all know she hasn’t got. If she washes her viola at a higher temperature it might shrink into something which resembles a tiny violin 🎻…

Yawn’s recipe for cleaning trainers in a washing machine

Honestly, that woman thinks she's invented washing trainers in the washing machine, machines have had shoe cycles on them for aaaages..keep up Yawn.

Yes but @WisteriaLodge to give her some credit, she is the first person I’ve known who pops a viola in with her manky trainers. I bet you’ve never done that!

During the Delhi Airport Meltdown when she found herself all alone in a busy airport with just a simpering Scotbot and her own giant ego for company, I swear I could hear all those tiny violins being played in sympathy, presumably shrunk in a hot wash on a previous occasion.

I think she’s accidentally sent an unconscious message to her downlines that she’s on the fiddle.

@BSintolerant surely a multimillionaire would splash out on a Stradivarius and those really expensive Lenor ball bearings that allegedly smell of Spring Morning or Flower Meadow? Or just buy new trainers?

I certainly don’t buy the new nature loving, green, recycling Yawn cover story. Talking of recycling, have you heard that Yawn has lost six stone?

Yes but @WisteriaLodge to give her some credit, she is the first person I’ve known who pops a viola in with her manky trainers. I bet you’ve never done that!

You're right, I've not!

Golly, really? She's never mentioned it.
😁😁😁

Yawn’s too much of a shrinking viola to brag about such things. 🙈

I think Nurse's stories today are an insight into to what her "coaching" would be like.

She also definitely seems like she is looking for excuses to quit her current job. I reckon that long time she had off sick followed by doing coursework/trying to build her coaching business has made her even more keen for a quick fix/easy life.

I'm sure specsaver or yawn are probably watching with interest to see if they can lure her back to forever...I hope for her kids sake she resists!

I agree

she’s signalling her vulnerability very clearly by saying she’s not happy in her job and that something will present itself when the time is right…

she believes in the law of attraction of course

so any MLM bot will find her an easy mark

Plus the current line taken by FLP bots when approaching people who have “failed” before is ‘now we have the new box it will be different as the collagen sells itself and everyone is interested in skincare. It’s already been a game changer for me’. That would be all the nudge someone like Nurse needs.

We all know there is just a lot of noise; ordering from each other, being a product of the new products and it’s going to make very little difference to any of them but it’s going to look very enticing to her. She will push the memory of previous attempts to the back of her mind, close the spare bedroom door so she can’t see the boxes of product coming to the end of its use by date, angrily shut down polite concern and just focus on that goal board. She can’t do the coaching full-time (she already knows that) so she’s ripe to be tricked back into FLP with its cover of positivity and apparent momentum. I’m expecting an announcement from Speccy any day 🙁

It feels inevitable 😞

It’s the equivalent of rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic.

Yawn……”training academy”…..ffs

Oh damn. Yawn is in my neighbourhood on Wednesday but I'm not there to take a nosey.

I'm not far and could go, but I value my time too much!

Noticed on Ubers insta that she was celebrating “nailing” A level exams with her daughter. Are these lower 6th AS levels.
I know that A levels proper, in England, start tomorrow.
Or is this just another ill timed boast that may have gone wrong.

Yawn “has heard some right horror stories” about people being bombarded by Bots trying to recruit.
I bet she has!

Hold the front page! Is Yawn telling the truth? Does reading horror stories on Mumsnet about desperate MLM recruitment tactics count as hearing about them?

I thought only the language speaking A levels had been taken so far.
Ubers daughter is def A level year as we knew each other when she had her.

Art exams happened last week at my son's school, and lots of btech exams have happened so maybe she's doing them.

Yawn has surpassed herself today. The most egotistical post and photo ever.

Oh my days! It’s horrendous - but not unique - more synchronised botting - Scotbot has posted the same drivel - who thinks this crap up?

And that photo doesn’t exactly showcase the 6 stone weight loss - very few people look good in a side angled thigh shot from below!

When you’re trying to be a super soaring flappy pigeon be careful of the old crow attacking you for not buying enough collagen or recruiting all your friends.

Yawn’s post translates as

‘downlines, if your friends and family are tentatively voicing concerns that they’re not sure involvement in FLP is a good idea or your partner is worried about the money being spent with little return then realise they are negative people who are envious and want you to fail. You must ignore them if I am to profit from you’.

Obviously Yawn has had a bit of negative feedback (or a lot). Perhaps Yawn is talking about us who she’s convinced herself must be sad drop-outs from FLP trapped in poorly paid jobs, but I wonder if the negative feedback comes from closer to home - Mr Yawn, her sceptical children, her parents? All of them are likely to have a ringside seat on her ailing bizniz.