Yawn is being super positive trying to talk up last night’s poorly attended recruitment drive. “So many people came on board because they said it looks like so much fun and I realised it’s not all about money”.
This translates as “I’ve been told not to make income claims”. Out of the c.20 people who turned up who weren’t already signed up how many actually did fall for it? 1? Maybe 3? That’s too many but hopefully in the cold light of day they’ll take it no further forward. The young woman with the baby who Yawn used as a prop to model maternal niceness, what if she’s a sign up? And we know the lies will have been told to that tiny audience just as they always are, with the CM standing their backing up the fiction.