@Twentytwentyhindsight it really is a special time of year isn’t it, but it could be the last. If the U.K. does hang on for another year then I think next year’s GR in Paris does have potential for comedy and tragedy even though it’s closer to home and doesn’t have quite the gastrointestinal possibilities of Delhi.
Perhaps the great linguist Yawn will use her newly acquired Spanish in Paris as they’re all forrin so what does it matter? Perhaps we will watch a tearful Live from Bordeaux where she reports that they’re all wankers at SNCF who have deliberately moved French cities and towns around in an act of gross negativity and trolling, causing her to miss her stop when she failed to read the small print on the massive sign saying “Paris”. It could happen to anyone stepping outside the Yawnsville area with a Spanish phrase book and an IQ of 50.
I can’t wait.