MLM Bot Watch 77: MLMs are scams, you will lose money and paying £97 for an ‘official’ certificate won’t change that

[Spongebobette]

we continue to call out the bullshit peddled by MLMs and the scam artists on the fringes who making money from coaching and pretend certificates

@MLMisbadforyourwealth let's hope him and the walking ratwig end up in prison like his new idol. Seriously wtaf is wrong with these humans?? Of its not these 2 it's Castle yapping on how revolutionary she is. Called her lying ass out as well to her fb face. Silly cow still didn't get the message that she's a despicable con artist.

I see Castle is taking 30 high value clients, to rinse as much as possible from them

@Sugarplum48 Castle is basically a lazy arse and doesn’t check her her social media that much so it’s often possible to leave the truth up there for minions to read for days. My record is six days before my comment was deleted and that was back when more people were engaging with her. She’s a joke.

I got sent an unfiltered photo of Wig and Sleaze yesterday, standing about on a London street hoping to get a bit of the Coco limelight. They looked like a pair of lonely losers. Now they’re hoping to bask in the glow of Tate notoriety. Sooner or later they are going to try and ingratiate themselves with the wrong crook and end up coming to harm. He’s just the sort of stupid Poundland gangster who will find his luck and friends run out.

Lol at Yawns dream house, 8 bed, 2.5 million euros. You can’t even pay off your directors loan luv.

It's stunning the new lows these vile cretins are going to. I've never seen such disgusting people such as wig and sleaze. She's a disgrace to women everywhere. As for Castle!! She's just vile. She doesn't have 2 brain cells to rub together

Oh and yawn, have a day of with all the lies hey flower!!! Its beyond tedious. You do not know 5000 people. The majority of your followers are weird people who you've never spoken to let alone know. Don't say you ran 14 miles when you clearly didn't. Jesus when is something going to be about regulating these people!!!

Mr Yawn has a numb finger asking for more info 308 times

NotNowNurse is charging £60 for her coaching sessions.

Someone has upset PHD. She tells everybody not to let haters get to you and is showing how they have got to her. 🤣.

I think we get a mention. 😎👍

PHD luv, there is a difference between hate on you and calling you out when you lie.

Absolute bargain to hear all about how to manifest your best life, attract success by thinking positively, decide to be happy etc

the trouble is that’s only enough for about 20 mins and you could just buy the books she bangs on about

and no need for a second session once you know The Secret

I like the idea that PhD checks in here to see which of her many lies are being called out. How frustrating it must be to try and escape detection by changing country, scam name, surname, business name and put all that silly punctuation in social media posts to try and avoid being had for giving unqualified financial advice and STILL have people on MN call you out about your current dodgy activities.

Still, we are the least of her problems. If I was her I’d be much more concerned about HMRC and the FCA and their overseas equivalents and the queue of disgruntled people who have lost money following her advice and/or handing money to her in the past.

@Spongebobette yes, she’s not really thought it through from a commercial standpoint has she?!

So to sum up Nurse’s “success” journey since exiting her NHS job at the point they’d had enough of bankrolling her (and setting aside her previous disastrous, long and drawn out FLP rinsing by Yawn which should have been warning enough). She takes a job on the basis it should be easy, is very part time and has lots of holiday then quits almost immediately when it’s not totally undemanding, but not before going off sick. She continues with the manifesting woo through this time and then decides she could do this and make a business out of it by trading on her time as a MHN. She decides she could also offer therapy as she has already printed off a few CBT forms and has a rough idea what CBT is. The new business is exactly the same as the hobby woo page before it and raises the same level of interest - almost zero. The therapy element is even less successful so she parks that. So now we have woo content and Lives from her dressing table as before and still no interest from anyone but her mum and a few Botwatchers, none of whom are paying her for coaching.

How much of her money from her job has she spent on Scamversity coaching (or whoever she is being coached by)? Perhaps her bizniz must be run through closed social media groups and Messenger because it will affect her benefits if she has a website and any obvious profile that indicates she could be earning money?

Castle’s pool looks very cloudy, have they not been maintaining it. I wouldn’t fancy swimming in it 🤢

Nurse has been very quiet on her social media the last couple of days. Do we think she'll appear tomorrow claiming that due to all her business enquiries she's had no time for Insta stories!

How much coaching time does £60 get you?

How strange it must be for Weird Willy to see his son working hard, getting a First, winning prizes and getting job offers ….
And contrasting that with the fact that he’s wasted at least a decade on get rich quick schemes, conning people in MLM, trying to lure people into a dubious coaching scheme

And ending up at his age in a tiny flat, driving a delivery van with zero prospects

it MUST make him think, surely.

he’s often said he married controlling, difficult narcissists but it seems to me the mother of his son has done a pretty good job bringing him up

So Nurse says she doesn't get on with Twitter ....no surprise there seeing as she can spin out something as simple as buying her son a suitcase into numerous Insta stories posts.

She has a knack of saying the same thing over and over, just rephrasing it slightly each time, so there's no way she'd cope with Twitters word limit!

And Twitter is OVER anyway!

While wiping her face continuously 🙄

Fellow Botwatchers, please pop over to Yawn's stories for a FKW photo as she tries on her marathon kit. It's worth it, I promise!

@PieonaBarm 🤣 if the late great Lily Savage was pretending to enter a marathon I expect she would be wearing a toned down version of Yawn in all her kit.

All the gear and no idea. Has she been at a lock in at Millets or something? Where they won’t let you out until you’ve bought one of everything from their Hunathon range?

Lol, she beat me to it ...all the gear, no idea.

Line Castle, her answer is always spend, spend, spend!

She looks ridiculous. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My DH would describe her as a Full Kit W**r

Strong vibe of ‘it’s not a fashion show you know!’ Teacher to pupil comment as they board the bus for a residential

Hope she's not walking it in those boots 😱 reminds me of Adrian Moles mom climbing a mountain in stilettos 👠 🤣🤣