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MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

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YouOKHun · 05/04/2023 16:15

Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

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Spongebobette · 18/04/2023 10:58

LITERALLY overwhelmed?

Spongebobette · 18/04/2023 13:13

Castle keeping her spirits up by… buying more stuff 🙄

YouOKHun · 18/04/2023 14:21

@meatbaseddessert I always manifest a clean washing machine drawer, why not just do that with your draw (sic) Nurse?

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PieonaBarm · 18/04/2023 18:10

I've honestly never cleaned the inside of my washing machine drawer. I just looked and it's fine. What's she doing to get it that dirty? Perhaps I'm already good at manifesting mine clean

YouOKHun · 18/04/2023 18:52

Well, @PieonaBarm I expect you’ve just got the right energy. If Nurse has dirty drawers it’s because she just doesn’t want clean drawers enough (and I expect some badly oriented energy). She needs to channel her inner Widow Twanky. She may also have put all her energy into manifesting a good parking spot and neglected other areas of her life. What she needs to do is manifest better manifesting.

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Spongebobette · 18/04/2023 20:25

If you think Nurse’s Insta is dreary, her latest TikTok, mopping the floor and vacuuming, is even more mundane

BSintolerant · 18/04/2023 20:57

Do you think we’ve manifested Nurse’s infected ear piercing? @YouOKHun expressed her fear that she may have set up this thread in Sporners’ Corner by accident, I referred to it as a Bot Squeezing thread, and here we are discussing the infected hole in Nurse’s ear and her dirty drawers. What if she’s stealthily taking us with her on a journey which could end in Only Fans? I wonder if her OF handle will be TheSluiceRoom? There’s bound to be at least four weirdos out there who’d pay to see her manky earhole and buy the resulting puss. She could sell phials of her legendary gravy to supplement her settlement payout. 😉

Sugarplum48 · 18/04/2023 22:41

What's with yawns endless quotation posts. Is she in manifesting pose??? It's beyond boring

YouOKHun · 18/04/2023 22:56

😱😱😱😱oh no @BSintolerant what have I done??! Actually I must say that I think we are on safe ground because when I think of Nurse I don’t immediately think of Only Fans strangely (that’s Sacked’s sideline). Nurse is leading us towards:

Only Pans (watch washing up dry)
Only Cans (tidying up the larder)
Only Nans (don’t panic, not as dodgy as it sounds, it’s watching elderly MLM ladies crocheting yoga mat cheques or manifesting a plastic upholstered armchair in the Aloe Vera Twilight Home for The Destitute).
Only Plans (talking about success but not actually carrying anything off due to dreams rather than action)
Only Scams (no explanation required).

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YouOKHun · 18/04/2023 23:01

@Spongebobette I have spent time on Insta, I don’t think I can face TikTok as well. There’s only so much floor cleaning I can watch before I’m overcome with excitement and run screaming from the room. Can you sum up the key highlights for us (cut out the bits which will raise our heart rates too much)?

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dickiedavisthunderthighs · 18/04/2023 23:08

xenu1 · 18/04/2023 16:17

Hi Huns,

I don't often contribute, but am always heartened that you are all keeping a close gaze on these exploiting MLMs...

FYI this was circulated on a skeptics newsgroup - a nice summary.

https://www.pyramidschemealert.org/what-mlm-is-and-what-to-do-about-it/

You can download the report and audio if you want.

That's great.

BSintolerant · 18/04/2023 23:13

@YouOKHun 🤣🤣

I don’t know if it’s intuition, wishful thinking or a dirty mind on my part (hell, it might be all three) but Nurse is definitely working up to a climax. She might be mopping the floor and vacuuming on TikTok today, but she’ll be rinsing her receptacles on OF by the end of next week.

Spongebobette · 18/04/2023 23:27

Rinsing receptacles 😱

Spongebobette · 18/04/2023 23:28

YouOKHun · 18/04/2023 23:01

@Spongebobette I have spent time on Insta, I don’t think I can face TikTok as well. There’s only so much floor cleaning I can watch before I’m overcome with excitement and run screaming from the room. Can you sum up the key highlights for us (cut out the bits which will raise our heart rates too much)?

Vacuum carpet
mop floor
dust (without moving any ornaments or toys)

Spongebobette · 18/04/2023 23:30

Sacked seems to be doing Tropic now

BSintolerant · 18/04/2023 23:52

Tropic! 😁

Twentytwentyhindsight · 19/04/2023 00:20

Looks like Castle is taking Scamversity down the pyramid scheme route.
Latest post is about the rewards lavished on one of her minions 'partners' for 'introducing the most new members to the community' (including, eeeek, free Scamversity membership) and informing us that we too could reap the financial rewards of 'affiliating' as a 'partner'...

meatbaseddessert · 19/04/2023 01:26

I actually think Nurse (name change is afoot given the resignation/sacking... Not Now Nurse? NNN for short) is now thinking she can get some kind of monetised social media following. She's seems to be trying out all sorts including today trying to be the midlands answer to Mrs Hinch with her dirty drawer cleaning reel.
Unfortunately laborious descriptions of the mundanity of her day is unlikely to cut it. I can't see anyone willing to sponsor twice daily lives describing her 'mad day' consisting of one or more of: school run, supermarket shopping, a light dust, infected ear hole arrangements, taking the child to a swimming lesson, chicken dinners and having a cup of tea while manifesting a parking space.

But exciting stuff in the pipeline hunz!!

BSintolerant · 19/04/2023 06:33

Will she clean out the pipeline to make room for the exciting stuff? The anticipation is killing me.

toomanyhobbies · 19/04/2023 08:02

I read these threads a lot but don’t comment. A friend has just posted that they are starting with beyond beauty. Has anyone heard of this before?

Jantlet · 19/04/2023 08:37

toomanyhobbies · 19/04/2023 08:02

I read these threads a lot but don’t comment. A friend has just posted that they are starting with beyond beauty. Has anyone heard of this before?

beyondbeautyclub.uk on Instagram, and plenty of links from there. Your friend will be an “ambassador” any moment now!

If it looks like a duck………

toomanyhobbies · 19/04/2023 10:14

Thanks @Jantlet She’s going to be an affiliate marketer. I watched the video that she posted from the owner/founder. To be honest it all sounded a bit sus.

from what I got the video marketers make money from recommending the products and referring people to get a AI to do some kind of consultation. Then, I think it was ambassadors, are the ones make teams and make in to a business!

she is already in one (it’s not mentioned on here really is all about home scents) but that isn’t too pushy. This one (I’ve not seen mentioned on here not sure if it new or a re band) seems more like FL.

Sugarplum48 · 19/04/2023 14:58

Noticed that yawns ex BFF has put a pic of her along side her brother and yawn. If it isn't yawn she's got one hell of a doppelganger. It's on the bday post she's dedicated to her "bro". Very strange considering they can't stand each other

TribeD · 19/04/2023 15:35

Spongebobette · 18/04/2023 23:30

Sacked seems to be doing Tropic now

oh god...they never learn.

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