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MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

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YouOKHun · 05/04/2023 16:15

Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

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NormalForNuneaton · 25/05/2023 08:08

So 2Jags DD has secretly set up an Instagram account just to see what her mum is posting about her.

When will bots realise that their kids are not there to be used for social media material. Kids have a right to privacy, they have a right to not be put out there on the world wide web for anyone to see.

FFS they don't get it do they 😡(despite the police background in 2 Jags, Castle and Bruv's cases)

BSintolerant · 25/05/2023 08:29

How very Jagatha Christie! 😉

meatbaseddessert · 25/05/2023 09:03

YouOKHun · 24/05/2023 17:39

I’ve had Sciatica and it’s no fun but (and I know it’s different for everyone) surely in week two of a new job you’d want to push through wouldn’t you? She’s got next week off after all. I think she’s just after the easy life. It’s what she thought she’d get from MLM, it’s what she thinks manifesting will deliver.

I reckon her job will be history by the autumn term and she’ll be back offering quasi therapy, manicures and Woo to an audience of her mum and a few cynical bot watchers! Or perhaps she will try her hand at another MLM.

Oddly enough she managed a TikTok on her favourite new skincare last night.
Yes it's bloody FLP eye cream, moisturiser and heat lotion. FFS!

MaireadMcSweeney · 25/05/2023 09:21

meatbaseddessert · 25/05/2023 09:03

Oddly enough she managed a TikTok on her favourite new skincare last night.
Yes it's bloody FLP eye cream, moisturiser and heat lotion. FFS!

And she's not even trying to sell the shit now! Must be a way of trying to stay 'friends' with yawn

YouOKHun · 25/05/2023 09:28

MaireadMcSweeney · 25/05/2023 09:21

And she's not even trying to sell the shit now! Must be a way of trying to stay 'friends' with yawn

Or a half-hearted attempt to shift all the Aloe products piled up in her spare room.

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fromdownwest · 25/05/2023 10:17

NormalForNuneaton · 25/05/2023 08:08

So 2Jags DD has secretly set up an Instagram account just to see what her mum is posting about her.

When will bots realise that their kids are not there to be used for social media material. Kids have a right to privacy, they have a right to not be put out there on the world wide web for anyone to see.

FFS they don't get it do they 😡(despite the police background in 2 Jags, Castle and Bruv's cases)

The problem they have, is they generally have pretty boring lives. The MLM restricts your financial ability to do anything SM worthy, and sadly it appears, that they generally only have friends within the MLM.

I know first hand about this, having had to seperate from a good friend during the FL peak. Constant sales pitches, undermining JOB's, relentless pitching to every and anyone. When going out for a meal, and they try to recruit every waiter is pretty embarassing.

I also happended to know, her DH credit card was taking the brunt of this luxury lifestyle.

Angrymum22 · 25/05/2023 12:59

My assistant at work came across an FL not at her gym this week. She was promoting gloop for gut health. Fortunately I have primed my assistant not to fall for MLM speak. She would be an obvious victim, health care worker, busy , children, living hand to mouth some months.
The gym is in the same town as Yawn’s ex- bff moved to, I live fairly close to both of them.
I need to investigate because FL reached peak around here a few years ago and I thought most people were either wise to it or got stung or know someone who got stung.

spanfan · 25/05/2023 13:38

Self deprecating yawn talking about her personmal gym and her kids. Sending them out healthy she says...

Mate, you're not a health guru. You've lost weight in a year. Probably with help. Your kids are late teenagers. They won't get good habits from you love. 🤣🤣🤣

Sugarplum48 · 25/05/2023 13:45

I really wish these bots were forced to be transparent with the level of debt they are in. I hate the level of BS they all spout and promote on SM. I to this instance cannot wrap my head around how these women like Yawn, 2Jags, Castle etc continue to fool people. I can't understand why on earth not one of these women's many deluded followers does not look at them properly. Any normal person choosing a new career path or applying for or accepting a new job would thoroughly investigate who they are going to work for and any potential risks but these lot are of a different and seemingly rather stupid breed.

Angrymum22 · 25/05/2023 16:00

Unfortunately we live in a society driven by instant gratification with no time for due diligence or patience to save until you can afford something new and sparkly.
In the past, by the time you’d saved up enough money to buy what you wanted it was either sold out, out of fashion or you needed the money for something else.
Unless it is something I need, it can take me months of research and price comparing before I actually buy a luxury item. It’s just taken me most of the morning finding the best price for contact lenses I use. Then seeing if I can get discount codes. I can afford them at full price but why waste money.
Yawn, Castle and 2jags are impulsive, however Uber and Bloodsucker are not and are so much better at money management. They live within their means. Their social media is much more subtly aspirational. It suggests a background of established money. Whereas Yawn et al are new to wealth, albeit very temporary, and have to shout it from the tree tops. Hence the gradual spiral into debt.

Spongebobette · 25/05/2023 16:24

2jags is now doing ‘life hacks’ on her Insta eg how to wrap your bread

she’s desperate for content!

PieonaBarm · 25/05/2023 16:56

Castle rocked up to a wedding yesterday (albeit there were two Grooms) in a full length white dress. Now I'm not a traditionalist who says you shouldn't wear white to a wedding, my DSIL wore a beautiful, knee length, white and blue embroidered dress to my wedding, but a full length, completely white dress I do draw the line at. All she was lacking was the veil to go with it!

Howsimplywonderful · 25/05/2023 17:22

Castle busy finding other peoples children to pimp for clicks when hers aren’t about

Was she a bridesmaid/matron of honour or asked to wear white but she didn’t seem seated with the bridal party at the reception, it’s a big no from me as the other guests weren’t in white so not a dress code

Howsimplywonderful · 25/05/2023 17:22

perhaps she was trying to

MarchXX · 25/05/2023 18:10

I too sympathise with Nurse having sciatica, I've a history of it, too, more than 30 years. I didn't take time off though (I'm something like a classroom assistant, but in Scotland) but took copious pain relief and went to an osteopath plus acupuncture. I would try to avoid sitting down as this made it worse, and luckily my role was pretty active, a lot of walking around.

I think you are right @YouOKHun that Nurse has a vast stock of FL gloop products to sell in her third bedroom Grin.

YouOKHun · 25/05/2023 18:25

Any normal person choosing a new career path or applying for or accepting a new job would thoroughly investigate who they are going to work for and any potential risks but these lot are of a different and seemingly rather stupid breed

It is amazing how people seem to think Castle et al are credible! I think it’s a question of vulnerability rather than stupidity though @Sugarplum48 . MLMs are constantly tweaking how they present their opportunity and they are very very convincing, especially if one knows nothing about MLM and haven’t had a ringside seat watching their behaviour over time like we have, to be able to see the contradictions and lies of MLM and their long term uplines.

If I was researching a legitimate company that might potentially employ me I’d probably be able to research them much more easily. I’d be able to look at their structure, salaries, benefits. That company may have a public profile and be regulated in some way. There may be experiences of other employees that I can read - those employees will have nothing to gain by my recruitment so their opinions may be more honest. I might have a formal interview where I’m assessed for my skills and where I can ask questions. It’s easier to be objective.

However if I’m researching an MLM before joining perhaps because I have had low pay or totally inflexible work or I’ve been at home and a bit isolated then I’m probably looking for more than employment and my reasons are already more emotion driven and vague; “time freedom”, “flexibility”, “being part of a great team”, “being with my children”, “not being limited by my education”, “unlimited earning potential”. It feels like MLM offers all those things. It feels like the MLM is really open as there is SO much [deliberately unfathomable] information about compensation plans etc; I don’t understand it all but they are sharing info - that feels legitimate and open. If I’m not having to do too much research before someone like Yawn appears and tells me what I want to hear; that it would be perfect for me, how objective will I stay?

If I’m told “I was struggling like you, but look at me now” then that is a very appealing message; it’s the low barriers to entry version of success. It’s so much more of a draw than the cold hard objective application process for the legitimate employment alternative that may be available to me. If part of my research is looking at the online content of an MLM I’m going to see a parade of “successful” people and it will be very hard for me to uncover the fact that these MLM successes are very rare. I may see anti MLM content but that can be dismissed as negative. I’m not familiar with the concept of confirmation bias.

If I am also not that financially literate then I might not question how it works and that it doesn’t add up. I probably won’t ask to see hard evidence of profit and loss from my upline. If I’ve got concerns they are dismissed and I’m told to trust the process and to ignore people who question it. If I’m going to get “promotion” quickly and get to call myself a “director” or “ambassador” then that feels so full of potential. If someone like Yawn, who seems like she’s on my side, presents things to tick the boxes I clearly want ticked then I may set aside my doubts. Once I’ve signed up, I’ve got all these new friends, I’ve got the initial purchases from family and friends that make me believe this new venture is going to keep working.

It feels like I’ve done loads of research and I really didn’t want to go back to my old job so it’s not my stupidity that’s lead me to MLM it’s my vulnerability to MLMs’ promises (and a lack of understanding about what research is).

I think Huns then fall into two categories. Those who think it’s a sales business and hop from MLM to MLM believing the fault lies with them or those that give up fairly quickly having lost money. The second category are those that enter MLM recognising the potential to recruit or quickly realise what it’s all about. The second category chooses to ignore the victims and start recruiting them regardless of the damage it’s likely to do - they are lied to and they pass those lies on. These are the ones that deserve all that’s coming to them.

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NormalForNuneaton · 25/05/2023 18:26

spanfan · 25/05/2023 13:38

Self deprecating yawn talking about her personmal gym and her kids. Sending them out healthy she says...

Mate, you're not a health guru. You've lost weight in a year. Probably with help. Your kids are late teenagers. They won't get good habits from you love. 🤣🤣🤣

The only thing Yawn is sending her kids out into the world with is an aversion to being on social media.

According to his girlfriend Yawn's DS doesn't do social media, and Yawn's DD refuses to be shown on any of Yawn's photos. Interesting .....especially after my earlier post about 2Jags DD setting up an Instagram account just to check whet her Mum is posting about her.

YouOKHun · 25/05/2023 18:28

Yikes, sorry. That was a bit long but at least I’ve bunged some paragraphs in this time 😬

@MarchXX perhaps it’s carrying all the boxes of redundant Aloe product up to her loft that has kicked off her Sciatica?!

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Howsimplywonderful · 25/05/2023 19:25

It looks like castle isn’t in the wedding party but has decided to dress like she was.

The Groom(her hairdresser) must be cringing at her extensions

BSintolerant · 25/05/2023 22:10

@YouOKHun Your post above sums up the predatory nature of MLMs (and the bots we watch here) perfectly. 👏🏻👏🏻

SnoogyWoo · 26/05/2023 05:32

Yawns meals for the day have virtually no protein in them for someone who exercises all the time!

Angrymum22 · 26/05/2023 09:59

It’s also interesting that Yawn is under the illusion that if you use up lots of calories exercising then you can increase your daily calorie intake. It doesn’t work like that I’m afraid. You need to be doing professional level training where weight gain to increase muscle mass is part of your training plan. She would have to walk a half marathon every day to burn off the extra calories she consuming. Roomy mistake believing the calories on your fit bit are extra to what you use daily.

My DS is currently taking A level PE and after spending the last month revising with him I know these things ( I’m also educated to degree level in physiology and nutrition).

Increasing her calorie intake will very quickly produce weight gain. However if she is doing proper work out she will build muscle mass instead of fat. I think she still has an unhealthy relationship with food. Her obsession with balancing calories and justifying eating is always going to lead to weight gain.

Angrymum22 · 26/05/2023 10:00

Rookie

YouOKHun · 26/05/2023 10:29

But don’t forget Yawn has a £9.99 certificate in wellness babble and nutrition from the University of the Internet that she downloaded recently. Though not sure if she completed it as she’s not mentioned it recently. Perhaps her printer’s not working so she can’t print the certificate to display proudly in her outhouse (or wherever her shady activity is based).

Cough… Saxenda … cough

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spanfan · 26/05/2023 10:34

At-chooozempic 👍🏻😭🤣

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