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MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

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YouOKHun · 05/04/2023 16:15

Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

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NormalForNuneaton · 15/05/2023 17:17

Spongebobette · 15/05/2023 10:24

Nurse also still thinks putting something on your gal board/ manifestation board is going to make it happen

if you want a static caravan Nurse you need to get a full time job and save up. Manifesting it won’t work

..... although she's somehow managed to bag a 3 bed house for just her and her DS whilst on a part-time salary as a single parent.

Maybe there's something in this manifestation after all !! 😉

Joking aside though, do you just reckon she's got wealthy parents or has she sued the NHS, her previous employers, or something?

Twentytwentyhindsight · 15/05/2023 17:21

Regardless of how she got in there in the first place, the spare room isn't going to help when she's depending on benefits to top up her very part time wages.

Spongebobette · 15/05/2023 17:33

Yes it makes me wonder - when she apologises on a Sunday for not being on stories since the previous Thursday - in her mind there are people desperate to hear about the minutiae of her life

Howsimplywonderful · 15/05/2023 18:27

I see castle is relaunching her calendar business

PieonaBarm · 15/05/2023 20:09

If she's sued her employer as in the NHS it won't be dealt with yet. I sued mine for an injury (public sector) and it took about 4 years!

Twentytwentyhindsight · 15/05/2023 20:57

Howsimplywonderful · 15/05/2023 18:27

I see castle is relaunching her calendar business

Presumably she's starting up another company (registered where?) as the old UK one is being struck off with a large outstanding director's loan and associated tax liability for the officers (of whom only ex BFF remains in the UK to carry the can- I'd be incandescent if I were her, but I expect she wouldn't know what that means...).

BSintolerant · 15/05/2023 22:53

I doubt Nurse has sued the NHS. When she revealed she’d resigned after being off sick for 11 months there was a whiff of Eau de Settlement Agreement about the whole thing.

thetemptationofchocolate · 16/05/2023 09:46

Nurse's rotten fruit analogy is very stupid. A banana can't choose not to go mouldy, but anyone with a brain can choose not to be an arsehole.
The analogy only works if you have the reasoning power of a banana.

PieonaBarm · 16/05/2023 09:48

BSintolerant · 15/05/2023 22:53

I doubt Nurse has sued the NHS. When she revealed she’d resigned after being off sick for 11 months there was a whiff of Eau de Settlement Agreement about the whole thing.

Or jumped before pushed.......

BSintolerant · 16/05/2023 10:21

That too!

Sugarplum48 · 16/05/2023 11:26

I do wish yawn would shut her mouth trap. She does not live down a serene country lane, she lives on a very very busy main B road within eye sight and ear shot of the m5 and a incredibly busy m5 junction point. The picture on her insta isn't even the road she lives on. Stop fucking lying you stupid broke debt ridden idiot

Sunsea21 · 16/05/2023 13:40

I love it when she says about all the messages she apparently gets everyday with hundreds of people “reaching out”

YouOKHun · 16/05/2023 15:58

@Sunsea21 it would be interesting to see how many more interactions she’d get on her posts if she hadn’t very carefully turned the ability to comment off for all but the deluded and sycophantic. I’d certainly be “reaching out” to her then.

As for private messages, whenever I have messaged her through my bot profiles (which has been quite a few times over the last couple of years) I have had an instant response which does not give me the impression of someone having to keep fans at bay and having loads of messages to wade through. I have got the distinct impression she is knocking around the Thatch waiting for the phone to ping, or maybe I just got lucky every time and she was on a Prosecco Break and had a “pocket of time” to message me instantly?

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 16/05/2023 16:27

Yeah, Yawn's on a hair trigger.
She must constantly be watching her phone. I got blocked by her after accidentally putting a sad face emoji on one of her stories- I went to remove it instantly, but before I could move my finger she'd pinged me a 'why sad?' message before blocking me very soon afterwards.
She is desperate.

Spongebobette · 16/05/2023 19:01

Thirsty. As I believe the young people say.

spanfan · 16/05/2023 19:06

Yawn I'd asking herself questions again. 🤣🤣😭

spanfan · 16/05/2023 19:07

*is

StewPots · 16/05/2023 19:57

I’ve been lurking in these threads a while now and still can’t figure out the actual names of the people you’re on about 🤣 I’ve tried but brain won’t engage!

Just had a look on Instagram but there’s so many hunzzz out there it’s impossible! They’re all the same dodgy bastards though so one is the same as the other!

NormalForNuneaton · 16/05/2023 20:03

Yet another 2 day photoshoot for Castle 🙄

Gotta keep Bruv looking busy I suppose

Meem321 · 16/05/2023 20:34

Yawn's left eyebrow is a law unto itself today
It's like a distant cousin twice removed of the right one. I'm transfixed.

Angrymum22 · 16/05/2023 23:29

Just what is Castle doing. Is she really going back to “my little diary”? Some people just can’t help flogging dead horses.
As for Yawn, she has finally exploded out of her own head. Maybe if she carries on with the weight loss she’ll disappear all together.

Dizzy6700 · 16/05/2023 23:50

Something big is coming: The Scamversity collaboration poster is still on Salons page (dated 5 days ago).

There's also a collaboration poster on the page of Mini Villa (also dated 5 days ago). Mini villa was in Valentus with Salon. They've since parted ways and Mini Villa is now doing IM Academy.

Looks like Castle is recruiting popular bots from across the system to deliver something that's "NEVER EVER been done before", it's a game changer and will change the face of NM forever, it's all top secret and has been brewing for a year.

Hint for Mini Villa is:

Same 1st name as ** Ingalls from Little House on the Prairie
Same surname as Roy Denzil former basketball player

YouOKHun · 17/05/2023 00:35

"NEVER EVER been done before", it's a game changer and will change the face of NM forever, it's all top secret and has been brewing for a year.

It’s such rubbish. “Never been done before” - there is so little on the bot playlist that it will have been done before many times but will be disguised by Bruv using different colour felt tip pens. But it’s the “brewing for a year” that is such a joke. It will be a very recent hastily thrown together collaboration of the desperate Castle and the opportunistic Salon both saying the same old shit. Scamversity wasn’t even dreamed up this time last year. Castle doesn’t have the attention span to plan anything with a duration of 5 minutes let alone a year. It’s all such bullshit.

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Angrymum22 · 17/05/2023 05:05

https://stan.store/BeMorePineapple?fs=e&s=cl
just came across this coach, I can’t believe just how much utter worthless crap MLM generate.

BSintolerant · 17/05/2023 06:15

Be more pineapple? So that’s where I’ve been going wrong!

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