MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

[YouOKHun]

Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

It amazes me that nurse thinks that absolutely anyone woulD be interested in her dull updates. I also wonder what the purpose of them are, they are clearly something she started under yawn but why is she continuing with them? I feel so sorry for her son, he often comes to ask her something and she ignores him or gets annoyed as she is talking to her “fans”

Yawns photo on her Monkey Forest post ....she looks completely distorted.

That is not her face shape.... yes she's lost lots of weight but her arms and neck aren't that thin either

I've often wondered who she's talking to in those lives. She often apologies for not being in the day before like there's a crowd of folk desperately waiting for an update.
They are always the same. Tedious minutiae of her life and run through of her schedule including exciting 1 minute set pieces explaining why her sons swimming lesson is now 8.30am instead of 9.30am and what time she's going to the supermarket.

I wonder if it’s pretty much only botwatchers watching her

Castle’s stories are similarly boring about the minutiae of her day

That's because they have no meaningful content. How very sad. You've got castle rattling on about utter nonsense. Nurse is just dull. Uber is just full of it and yawn is in a distorted debt filled void desperately trying to cling to any new deluded person she can entrap.

What the fuck has happened to Yawn's neck in those photos? Step away from photoshop love! Oh and her idyllic house in the countryside with a busy A road running right outside.....ok love.

It’s not an A road it’s a 6 lane motorway.

Castle is absolutely struggling out in Spain without her parents. The youngest turret is stretching her and she doesn't know how to parent him as he's not compliant like the oldest was at that age. Whenever she shows family time, whether it's in the flat or eating out, he's staring at an iPad. I'm actually a bit worried about her.

No, the 'A' road runs right outside her house, the M5 is about a mile or therabouts to the East of Yawns house.

I know what you mean.

She just seems unable to cope with life with children without her parents help. All her lives are a bit "woe is me, my life is such hard work because (insert something quite minor) has happened".

She's living somewhere she has chosen to live, in a nice home, her kids are in school/nursery, she's not working, she's constantly spending money on self-care/pampering and eating out ....but she's still unhappy and, let's face it, acting a bit strangely (cutting new hair extensions, rambling lives, not sticking with anything for more than 2 minutes etc.

The best thing she could do is move back to Wales, get a job and stop acting like she's entitled to everything. That way her kids k8ghtvstand a chance of not being fucked up by her constant need for attention, admiration and the next new shiny thing.

• might stand a chance

She was clearly upset and had been crying on her stories this morning when she was in the car. She's not well.

@MaireadMcSweeney 🤣

Nurse’s fascinating documentary of her “haul” didn’t make me reach for the nearest defibrillator but it must’ve been the pinnacle of excitement for her, especially after years of spending hundreds of pounds on Forever Living cleaning products. I’m surprised she didn’t need to be resuscitated at the checkout when her haul didn’t exceed double figures.

Is the huge motorway within earshot of her house? I would imagine it is. She also has the floods to deal with in her particular village which I gather is a hotspot for it and has in the past been flooded with sewage. The idyllic country view isn’t immediately outside her back gate because immediately outside her back gate is what looks like a small estate of 1970s bungalows. None of this matters but for the fact it’s part of a continual stretching of the truth to trick people.

I like the way Yawn has found a quiet lane to photograph having dodged the fast moving traffic immediately outside her gate. Her “slice of heaven” will have to be sold if FLP stays on the slide. What with the thatch, the position with regard to the motorway and A road, the buildings around it and the flood risk she had better start marketing it now as it’s an estate agent’s nightmare. She may find that there are less people in the market for her “little slice of heaven” now that the cost of living has focussed our minds on heating, maintaining and insuring that type of property. My house was build c1500 and frankly it’s a headache!

But until the day Pickford turns up and she surrenders the keys to the mortgage company all her followers will continue to be presented with a version of success that just isn’t true.

I’ve caught up with Nurse too now. I had a real case of FOMO what with all the comments about a trip to the supermarket and swimming lesson chaos!

I’m obviously pacing myself so have just confined myself to her stories. The one I saw was about the need to hoover upstairs!!! It was riveting stuff and there is so much more she could have shared. We know nothing about whether she needs to re-grout behind the basin, whether she managed to get all the Rice Krispies out of the crevices in the sofa or whether or not she is able to get a 2 for 1 deal on dishwasher tabs. We don’t even know if she has a dishwasher! There is SO much left to discover … eeek.

“We know nothing about whether she managed to get all the Rice Krispies out of the crevices in the sofa …”

I would’ve thought a sofa belonging to one of Yawn’s ex-minions would have had nooks and crannies rather than crevices @YouOKHun !🤣That said Nurse has got so much time on her hands these days that her nooks and crannies of time must feel like a gaping maw - hopefully without the Rice Krispies.

None of this matters but for the fact it’s part of a continual stretching of the truth to trick people.

Yes in the normal world it doesn't matter one jot what roads you have near your house..

Have any of you watched this fascinating documentary on the antics of Caroline Calloway, “My Insta Scammer Friend?”There are some very interesting parallels with the behaviour of certain bots, especially those whose lies have caught up with them, and those who are fast running out of road (including Yawn, despite her proximity to the motorway).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0019mh9/my-insta-scammer-friend

One of the things which struck me was that when things started to go wrong, and her loyal followers realised Calloway only viewed them as a potential source of money was that her narcissism was such that she embraced being accused of scamming and attempted to turn this into yet another way of making money.

An investigative journalist discovered she’d left a trail of debts, unpaid rent arrears, that sort of thing. Eventually Calloway deleted every single Insta post she’d ever created. No doubt she’ll rear her head again at some point.

Yawns got a new puppy, a mastiff, bloody hell they're big dogs when they're fully grown, I hope she knows what she's doing, I'm worried about the cat though, he's not been seen or mentioned for months, if he is still around I'd really worry about having a cat with a mastiff..

Wasn't Bear a mastiff type dog? The huge one that died? Although he was a rescue and she does rescue which is why she had so many dogs. Wonder if she's ever had a puppy. Puppies are twats, our dog as a puppy is the only thing DH and I have ever argued about, this is going to get interesting!

Yawns neck....... wta fuckduggery is going on with it!! And a new puppy... yet another dog for Mr yawn to walk whilst she skips in front of him with her camera pouting

Fierce has done a video spouting all sorts of nonsense but don’t worry she has affordable payment plans for everyone.

Wasn't Bear a mastiff type dog?

I think it was a Dog de Bordeax or something? I'm not sure if it belongs to the same group as mastiffs, but to be fair Bear seemed like a gentle giant who was fine with the cat but mastiffs can be very aggressive

To be fair to her I think her care of those dogs and taking in rescues is probably her one good trait