MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

[YouOKHun]

Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

What about people who like their chosen job, and appreciate the pension, sick pay, ACTUAL training and career development, Yawn? Are they permitted to criticise network marketing?

I have an alternative theory. If she took flights with multi short stop overs there is a strong possibility that her luggage went missing in transit. The loss of most of her wonderful new slimline clothing would probably be enough to stop her posting. She certainly look very underdressed on the possible photo of her. And Mr Yawns shirt looked a tad small so maybe they had to buy a few essentials while waiting for their luggage.
Another possibility is food poisoning on arrival and having to spend 5 days vomiting would explain their pale rather tired appearance.

I think I may have been blocked by yawn on Instagram....it's my second account to just look at random stuff/pages that I don't want clogging up my main feed.
Guessing I should have actually followed her instead of just watching her stories!!
Slightly gutted I won't be able to see all her Bali blogs when she eventually posts them! 🤣🤣

People in mouldy houses shouldn’t throw shade. 😉

Yawn doesn’t realise that people with jobs often use their holiday entitlement (which is usually paid), bonuses and salaries to go on holiday to a destination of their choice - not their employer’s. Most people have the good sense to make sure their bookings don’t coincide with inclement weather and cult rallies.

Yes, I’m thinking she may have manifested the Squits, hence lying low until quite a way into the conference.

However, I can’t think why she didn’t show off about Bali before she went so perhaps going to Bali hung so much in the balance she had to keep quiet about it. I expect she couldn’t really afford the trip even if a lot of it was covered by FLP and she probably shouldn’t have gone. I wonder if Mr Yawn is worried? Their finances must be so precarious. The CB cheque won’t be enough of a buffer and she’s got to pay tax on it. All is not well in Yawn’s world.

@DeliaDeetz no fear. Literally type her insta name into Google and she'll pop up for all the world to see. That's how l view her insta as she blocked me yonks ago. She can't van us from the tinterwebs

Thanks 😊

Is it bad that these two screenshots made me laugh a bit too much

I think the rest of the world is included in the other 9 placings

I wonder if the curious low key approach by bots attending the cult rally is because the powers that be (such as they are) know their every move is being scrutinised and that spells trouble?! All the bragging, crowing and posing with great big plastic (or invisible) cheques and the likes of Roomie going going rogue with her camera has backfired spectacularly in the past so they’re trying to lure people in with carefully curated content.

If the theory about Yawn’s uncharacteristically coy behaviour in Bali / on Bail was due to her having the squits and her arse backfiring, it’s little wonder she was complaining it was sore. 😉

I am sure at one point we were number 2....

“Inclamate weather”?! That’s a spectacular Freudian slip courtesy of the jackass behind the FL copy in the screenshot posted above by @ticktock19

According to my limited knowledge of Latin “inclamate” is an inflection of inclamatus which means, amongst other things, “to invoke” or “to manifest.”

It would appear that the Powers that Be at FL have succeeded in invoking weather which is manifestly inclement. They’ve consulted Nurse, haven’t they? 🤣

I think you’re right. In one respect it still is number two. 💩

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Uk accounts should be out soon. They will make for interesting reading!!

The UK is number 10
Japan is number 1

So Yawns cheque was for a “wow” amount, not incredible, life changing or amazing, just wow. In our household wow is a sarcastic, underwhelming adjective. Wow is probably just enough to cover the extra five days of accommodation that the company most definitely didn’t pay for.
Nurse, however, is entertaining herself manifesting in Home Bargains.
Manifesting really is the latest trend. I always thought it was called daydreaming.

@BSintolerant 👏👏👏 that's brilliant 😂

Number 10! Big wow.

FL UK’s accounts will make fascinating reading.

The Bots on Bail won’t be put off by the weather. I’m sure they’ve got plenty of money saved up for a rainy day, or a monsoon season. All those wet nellies will have directors’ loans to fall back on, right? ☔️

Meanwhile, Nurse’s attempts to manifest a demon literally turn sour.

Good news for all of you kicking yourself you’ve missed your chance to waste one hundred pennies on access to Scamersity’s curriculum. Bruv has put down his colouring pencils long enough to announce that Castle has opened up another 50 spaces! Phew! No let’s all form an orderly queue.

Thanks for letting me know @YouOKHun but I’m going to wait for clearing. 😆

@BSintolerant oh clearing is already happening Hun, the Chancellor (DPhil yer boots with other people’s money) and the Dean of Colouring in (MSc Colouring within the lines) are already clearing their parents’ bank account and pension pot.

😂🤣I want to do their drop shipping module only because a little bot told me the material on the Titanic is amaaaayzing hun. Eeeeeek, etc.

Yes the drop shipping module would be really good. It’s run by Professor Salon who was the Dean of Drop-shipping at the University of Nutonic. Her CV is extensive! Life Tree World FE College, Valentus College of 7 Way to Earn and the Modere Chicken Cartilage School of Cuisine and Botulism. Stick that where the sun don’t shine Oxbridge, you haterz!

Professor Salon (the Fallen Bot with the Big Boobies) used to be with Traffic Monsoon as well. Life Tree World is a blast from the past - must be all those chickpeas and Yazoo!