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[YouOKHun]

Eagerly awaiting the start of term at Scamversity - eek!

Castle on Day 1 of 75 Hard - Exercise and goal challenge.

Odds on her making it to day 7?

Hustlers University is attracting a lot of attention. There’s an interesting review here: ebizfacts.com/hustlers-university-review-andrew-tate/?fbclid=IwAR1SAp_ooGdeuDRI1cukpef5TgLuzeORhXKh95JVtk-Df1DUBQWaFKVDeDc

I wonder if they’d be interested in reviewing Scamversity?

Thing is, there doesn't have to be any evidence that she has done any of those daily challenges, except her just saying she did. She won't even have the staying power to do that for more than a couple of days.

That is true, her previous fitness fads lasted no more than a week.

@Twentytwentyhindsight quite right, zero evidence to back up anything she claims to have done, regardless of the nature of the project. I have just watched a live on the Scammers Incorporated FB page from Castle where she mentions the fitness thing so I am guessing others have watched it too.

what struck me about the live is that Castle was out of her comfort zone and I got the feeling she’d been handed a script by her distinctly in the background partner in crime, so that it’s Castle who delivers all the blatant lies. Castle confessed that Insta has deleted them and I can’t help thinking the live was about trying to position themselves as legitimate. Lots of “education” vocabulary used and words like compliance, quality assurance, accreditation etc.

Here are some of my personal highlights:

”we are using the very best practices in learning and development”
“excellence is one of our values”
”we are currently going through a three stage Quality process so that our courses will be accredited”
”we are using an internally recognised awarding body” (she might have meant “internationally recognised” but misread her script. However internally recognised sounds about right. I’ve just awarded myself an accredited YouOKHun diploma in Neuro-surgery which is accredited through the internal accrediting body that is my own delusion 🙄).
”we are going to set ourselves apart as a learning provider”
”we are working with an external QA company” (which family member is this?)
”we had our Insta taken down but it’s not significant as FB is our main social media and it’s just trolls, which you can expect when you’re a success”.

and finally, my personal favourite:
”when you’re going into a new venture make sure you know about the contract and understand all the terms”. Is that advice Castle or is that a warning to your victims from Fierce?

YouOKHun diploma in Neuro-surgery which is accredited through the internal accrediting body that is my own delusion

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You win the internet today @YouOKHun

Interesting
are they using the Big Dictionary of Business Terms in a word salad to make themselves sound ….legit?

I think the Insta ban has made some people question it; definitely a bit of damage limitation going on. It seemed like the word salad was heavy on the compliance type terms though garnished with the usual bollocks such as “it will be massive but we can’t tell you until the day before term starts”.

@Traceyfudge77 are you not taking my new qualification seriously? I think you’ll find that it’s amazing and if you pay me £39 now and again in four weeks time I’ll scribble the syllabus on the back of a beer mat and then you’ll see!

Hang on aren’t people paying £39 a month already??

People have paid £39 for the first month already, they have been told that it covers September, and that they won't be charged for October until then.
The way this was announced, at around the same time that there were a flurry of questions from haterz (you know who you are) about the pricing model and the payment commitments, seemed rather hasty.
I reckon that without those early interventions, C&F were hoping to get away with milking their cash cows for £39 a month two months before Scamversity even pretended to start offering anything.

“when you’re going into a new venture make sure you know about the contract and understand all the terms”. Is that advice Castle or is that a warning to your victims from Fierce?

I think Castle’s channelling Boris Johnson (My pig tit fingers typed “Botis” …) and Fierce, like Dominic Cummings, is pulling her chain.

“Understand the terms and conditions but ignore them anyway!”

“I wasn’t party to an illegal pyramid scheme: it was social selling with aloe vera and Proplanners which happened in those pockets of time at the end of the working day, hun.”

Imagine the press releases in The Hun:

Baroness Castle of Globalshire has retired from notwork marketing to focus on her … uhm … oh … whatever it is she can’t concentrate on … which she can’t recall. How many children does she have? She can’t remember. Anyway: who cares because Lady Castle has been recognised in the New Year’s Hunners List for internal services to education after trolls shut down her Instagram. Carpe la vista, hun!

”I didn’t like the Thatch. I wouldn’t have voted for her.” Lady Castle reveals a lot about very little in a hair-twiddling interview.

Sign me up @YouOKHun 🤣🤣

You haven’t told me where I can buy my brain surgery tools - I’m very disappointed: it’s not exactly brain surgery you know! Rocket science, perhaps …

If Scamversity is accredited “will be accredited” yeah, right … they’ll be on the CIPD website won’t they? I wonder if they’ll go for Investors in People status while they’re on a roll (albeit downhill)?

ISO 9000 coming right up.

😂I can barely contain my excitement @Twentytwentyhindsight

That was quick. Talk about Hasta Diem!

@BSintolerant We may scoff, but will will be forced to eat our words when we see them shooting up the QS/TES etc. rankings.
I hear MIT and Oxford are in full panic mode and considering throwing in the towel and asking to affiliate.

Are you suggesting they are friends of Elon Musk?

You haven’t told me where I can buy my brain surgery tools - I’m very disappointed: it’s not exactly brain surgery you know! Rocket science, perhaps

@BSintolerant you don’t actually need tools as such, you just need to take the beer mat I mentioned earlier (£39, but you can cancel on 30th February or 31st November) and you then share it with a vulnerable friend. You charge them £39 and then give me £30, I then do a live about the brain surgery opportunity, which is a separate charge to both of you as it’s extra training (worth £1m but I’m only charging £500 for a limited time!), then you’re accredited and only owe me £100 for the certificate, and your vulnerable friend owes each of us £100. So can you see how each brain surghun™️ is making money? If you can’t see the amazing opportunity then I am afraid you are just a negferret full of envy.

And this opportunity is NOT available at Oxford! I’m not surprised they are thinking of throwing in the towel over there. Those people at the Oxford University Hospital Trust at the John Radcliffe are a bunch of losers who have a J.O.B getting their hands dirty actually doing brain surgery! They can’t do it in their pockets of time because it takes ages, like as long as 100 of Castle’s fads all in one block, you know, like 8 hours or something. Who wants to see that on Insta Facebook anyway?!

How is it that they’ve been removed from Insta but not FB? Surely the rules are the same?

@YouOKHun @Twentytwentyhindsight 😂Stop it!! I’m laughing so much I’m in danger of waking someone’s baby in the next county.

Imagine the advertising on your beer mats:

Our Brain Surgery Taster refreshes the parts that other Surghuns cannot reach (even with their imaginary surgical instruments).

Probably the best brain surgery opportunity in the world.

Our course fees are reassuringly expensive.

Good things come to those who wait until we’re accredited, huns.

Brain surgery at home.

If you don’t get Bottinghuns, you’ll get bitter.

YouOkHun have you thought about offering a Diploma in Butt Surgery? I’d love to have Dip(Shit) after my name, or even a PhD in Arse-Elbow Differentiation (the University of Bums on Seats used to offer the latter: perhaps they still do?). The reason I ask is because a little bot told me that a closed Hunstagram, as a result of talking out of your arse, can be very uncomfortable, especially when you’re trying to launch a product.😉

Castle and Fierce’s aren’t getting much interaction. I’ve just looked at the you tube viewing numbers

Castle has now taken up manifesting

Without the MLM to drip feed victims into her lap, she is just another wannabe coach.

She really over estiamted her self worth, and is now seeing, her actual skill set and its appeal.

Look at PHD, literally single figure likes and zero replies to her course.

Without Castles narsassitic personality being fed daily, she will move onto more self praising ventures. Not sure it will be a pretty split!

OMG that story of Yawn's from this morning, where she's wrapped in a towel, she's channelling her inner Casper the Friendly Ghost. It's horrifying!

Do any of the minions question why they are having to pay for advice and training from Scamversity - they need to have a good think about the story

when the F and C boast about having made so much money from ‘multiple income streams’ and are so successful in those businesses, why would they shut them all down?

if they are so altruistic and motivated by helping people why not make their advice free?

it’s so clearly a money making scheme for them, why don’t people see through it?

And why weren't all of their downlines making profit since C&F knew all the secrets to success - and as their managers they would pass all that wisdom on wouldn't they?