MLM Bot Watch 72 - We are watching you bots and we have the screenshots …

[YouOKHun]

Eagerly awaiting the start of term at Scamversity - eek!

Dipped into Yawns weight loss group just now. An extract from todays post

"If like me, you can feel dizzy, shaky & generally flagging when you’ve been crazy busy, maybe your work means you’ve not had chance to grab lunch, or you’ve been running around after the kids "

Actually Yawn, no I don't feel dizzy or shaky, because I eat properly and still loose weight. Further down the post she talks about slow release energy foods and recommends, amongst other things, Water!

She’s a genius

Ah, water, that wondrous source of slow release energy... what a charlatan she is, and what would those she is 'educating make of the unfiltered photos of the 'recognition' event? As others have said, her actual weight/size are not the issue, it's the lying and distortion to lure people in and fleece them that are.

Tbh I’m surprised she’s not asked for those photos to be deleted

The family bakery business didn't last long, wasn't Castle going to do some shifts to help out? Her poor family

Oh goodness, those Success Day photos are so sad. I suppose to anyone new to the business they look great, but to anyone who's seen it when the business was really growing, it looks beyond pathetic. Long gone are the days of filling Telford Conf Centre or Ally Pally.

Last month promotions were a sum total of 8 supervisors and 1 Manager. I can't think it's ever been that low, even in recent times. Used to be dozens of supervisors each month, loads of AMs, a dozen managers and then loads of gem positions too. No wonder the company can't afford to pay for the ice cream.

I agree with the PP who said, Castle saw the writing on the wall. On the face of it, walking away from a big distributorship seems madness. But when the whole business is imploding it makes more sense. However, she has taken a very wrong turn in who she's partnered with and I think she's going to end up getting into some serious shit.

Some of the Success Day photos are good but some are awful. I am baffled why they were selected at all to be honest. Whoever uploaded them onto the fb page did not look at them first I presume.

To anyone looking through them casually, it looks like a bunch of people assembled in a car park to watch someone with a suitcase.

Which is exactly what it was.

"Aspirational lifestyle" marketing fail right there!

Well well, who would have thought that Yawn looks totally different to her filtered pictures at home! She looks a whole dress size bigger, she looks great but why lie? Surely the gullible minions can see the difference between the filtered photos and real life?

I see Yawn is planning to private message new members of her new FB group “Feel Fantabulous with Yawn” to say hello and “find out a little bit more about your health journey”. I hope her compliance and registration with ICO is up to date if she’s going to be keeping even more data about people than she already does!

It’s a recruitment strategy
because everything she does is about that

You had to give your email to join her group, so she could keep in touch if FB went down. I gave a fake one 😂

Let us know what info she tries to extract from you

Why were they all standing watching the man with the microphone in the car park at the summer fest day? They have the house and a marquee in the garden. It was really odd whilst it was blazing hot standing around with no shade. I really can't work it out

Was it a way to increase ice cream sales FeeBeeBooh? Desperate times call for desperate measures and all that.

Those photos are terrible! If the photographers aim was to show a badly attended, poorly catered event with a load of miserable or bored people they achieved their aim!

The ice cream lady looks murderous. I counted 30 adult humans and about 12 kids. Even if each one had 1 ice cream it's hardly worth the petrol money.

It’s so funny that they were watching the UK manager ‘recognise’ people on the doorstep of a Manor House; very ‘serfs may not cross the threshold’

The manor is rented to FLP by an investment company owned by the widow of the late Mr FLP and I wonder if they’ll want to keep what must be an expensive and unnecessary property going as the U.K. business diminishes every year. The use of a tent in recent times is interesting, it saves on venue costs of course but I wonder if the serfs aren’t welcome in because it’s operating in one room or something and never mind the new serfs, they don’t want the likes of Yawn to see that.

This is exactly how I felt why have them all standing on the doorstep in blazing heat. It doesn't feel successful to me!

I expect they have rented out most of the inside space and only have a couple of rooms inside

I bet they are letting out some of the office space to other companies....

Ironically as WFH is all the rage they will be looking for new sources of income.
Probably better than a large soulless office.

I wonder if Head Office rented Yawn’s bot potty so that their guests didn’t have to go inside to use the manorial loo? Not sure how much Yawn would have charged to visit the little bots’ room but presumably spending a penny would be upgraded to spending eleventy billion case credits. She could do her bit for the environment by recycling her invisible cheques instead of providing toilet paper.