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Eagerly awaiting the start of term at Scamversity - eek!

@Ilovefluffysheep @HellooooJackie yep, that’s the folly that FLP rented for Castle so she could look successful and pull in more victims. Corporate Deception. It ain’t called a folly for nothing!

As for the bloopers video it’s a failed attempt to make themselves look human and more relatable so that potential victims will empathise with them and will be more likely to part with their money.

And desperation for content

"Today's blog ....how I went from hating salad to absolutely loving it"

....is that the sound of the bottom of a barrel being scraped that I can hear

Yawn’s filter makes her look extremely weird

🤣 What would we do without Guru Yawn’s words of wisdom. I always thought she was fond of word salad but barely on nodding terms with the other stuff.

Castles filter makes her look like an umpa lumpa 🤣

Re Yawn holding a lump of fat. Look at the nails?

Imagine paying £39 a month for ongoing business advice, and getting a blooper reel made by a whacky family member.

Yawn has lost 5lb in 4 days on the starvation plan

and calls herself a diet and fitness guru

I don't think it's Yawn, I'm guessing it's a picture off the internet.

tineye.com confirms your suspicions @PieonaBarm

Wish I still had a burner FB account I’d defo call her out on that one.
What concerns me a little is the weird position of her boobs on the latest “look how thin I am picture” if that is a real representation of her underarm area she has a suspicious indentation which may suggest breast cancer. I hopes she’s reading this and has it checked out. All jokes aside it could be quite serious, unless of course it is distorted due to the elongation filter she is using, in which case stand down and panic over.

Yawn hasn’t explicitly claimed that this is a picture of herself, but she’s quite happy for those who hang onto her every word to think it’s her. It reminds me of Castle not correcting her brother when he announced on a FB live that Forever Living had enabled his sister to buy a castle. They’re something else aren’t they?

Ex BFF is starting a ‘full body reboot’ next week

eating disorder klaxon

I see PHD’s not advice but advice investment academy is UK BASED.

wonder what the FCA think of that!!

Castles latest fad - learn a language. Any think Spanish? She’s gonna do a uk runner isn’t she!

required Spanish phrases -
‘ have you a castle to rent ‘
’ my mum and dad will deal with that’
’i made 7 figures, in 3 minutes - sign up to my course and I’ll explain all’
’i want to contact my lawyer’

"Do you accept payment in CCs?"

@fromdownwest Spanish for sure! I predict she gets to about page 5 of the Spanish for Dummies book when either she loses interest/momentum or she falls out with the Chancellor of Spamversity and the Costa Crime dream is over.

My Spanish isn’t bad so I’ll be lying in wait and hopefully my burner account will give her some guidance by teaching her a few key phrases such as “hello I’m a multimillion euro business owner” which actually will translate as “hello, I run a coaching scam and I’m hiding here in the hope I’ll avoid an legal comeback in the U.K.”. I doubt Fierce has learned an Spanish so she won’t cotton on!

She's also asking for wooden pallets so she can make some patio seating.

No doubt she could afford some if she really wanted to as her business is doing so well but she probably just loves upcycling and getting splinters in her arse.

Obviously the estate agents don’t know specsavers side hustle.How did she get through the interview? The mind boggles.

Before anyone gasps in awe at Yawns grandfathers” new house” it’s a retirement complex. Albeit an expensive one. It is a beautiful old convent school that has been converted into one and two bedroomed apartments.
Note how she has cleverly staged it to look like his new house. He’s obviously got a bit of money but not that much.

Looks like yawn’s grandad has bought a retirement flat in Worcester. By her post you would think that he bought the whole mansion, and that she will eventually buy something similar.

I see @Angrymum22 beat me to it! I hate this site never refreshing! 🤣