@Lemming20
That doth be the Messiah of whom in hushed tones we speak, for fear of invoking is name in vain.
He who was previously cast aside from a Pharaoh's tomB scheme for being an egregious persecutor of his downlines, some of many of whom he cast himself cast aside, even while they bore his own seed.
After forty days and forty nights, he did return to the land of man (sic) bearing news that he too would construct a pyramid, the likes of which no other Pharaoh had.
But it came to pass that Messiah was indeed a false prophet, and his pyramid was built on white powder sand and G- himself, who had taken Messiah under his wing, and given him the small pyramid to play with, grew mighty displeased and exiled him to the land if Ib-iza, warning him never to darken his door, lest the inquisitor of the lands of Dub-Lin and other unholy realms darken his door in turn.
And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth among all the faithful as the walls came crashing down.