MLM Bot Watch 66: Missing Messiah and cheap lounge wear

[acatcalledjohn]

As you were.

Miss Wiggy 😆🐷

What is Yawn ranting about now? I can't see it for some reason.

Just watching a youtube video and saw this fantastic quote at about 4:45...

... MLMs: putting the 'end' in friendship .

Who got the £200 in Yawns giveaway?
In these challenging times just had an idea for an Apocalyptic film.
Mass famine and the only thing left is garages of FL/JP/Herbalife etc before we become cannibals.

Wig 'n Sleaze seem to be promoting some sort of property pyramid scam now with a body building mate they've dug up.
They say they're wanting to buy in Central London but then Sleaze replies to a comment saying they're buying 30 minutes outside. My parents live 30 mins from Central London and they're on the Kent border 🤷‍♀️ I doubt Wig 'n Sleaze could afford a shed in the London suburbs.

Sure looks like a property investment Ponzi

And he claims it’s tempting to buy in central London as that’s ‘in the thick of it’ (no I did not paraphrase that 🤣)
Someone asked the thick of what?
Networking, he replied

Hang on I thought all their world dominating business activity took place in cyberspace???

Oh dear, poor Yawn!

I think she’s called Miss PiggyWiggy now

Please stop telling enormous porkies and roping people into your doomed MLM.
Perhaps then you won’t need all the praise and adulation to distract you from the aching emptiness in your soul - and the knowledge that you are exploiting people who won’t recover financially from getting involved with you

I mean (and she’s not the only one), imagine having to lie, exaggerate, flaunt your car/ house/ anything you possess, desperately create lifestyle content every single day with the aim of recruiting people into a business that you know 99% make no money or lose money. And knowing that any success you have depends on that

And having to live with yourself

Flicking your hair, adding another layer of makeup and another filter cannot distract from the ugly reality that you are in the business of exploiting people

Here endeth the thought fir the day from Spongebobette

Nah, I prefer the name Yawn, instantly recognisable and easy to type!

Miss piggy/wiggy was funny but too mean to keep. Let's not.

Ok

Broke’s Facebook account has gone, along with some other CBD bots. Possibly a coincidence, but I wonder if there’s a connection to the MLM itself.

I always wondered whether it was really legit. Who knows, but it’s definitely overpriced!

@Perthsmurf Broke deleted his account a few days ago (one ban too many?), but he has started a new one with the shortened version of his name. Only a couple of pictures posted so far, but the magic potion features.

Thanks @Twentytwentyhindsight!

All in all it's looking a bit suss for the bots - I mean how many of them actually make any money?

@VolcanicEruption

Who got the £200 in Yawns giveaway? In these challenging times just had an idea for an Apocalyptic film. Mass famine and the only thing left is garages of FL/JP/Herbalife etc before we become cannibals.

I’d watch that, especially if the plot ran to kidnapping bots and feeding them on C9s until they were really fat (it’s obvious from certain bots’ unfiltered photos that C9s don’t work) before putting them in a huge cooking pot with an apple in their mouths and a sprig of parsley up each nostril.

Please can we add some more prominent Arbonne bots to the watch list? I follow one on Instagram. First name the same as first minister Sturgeon, surname the plural of the paper you leave when you die to distribute your assets. She's prolific. Just sold everything she owns and 'moved' to Ibiza (she was renting a giant house in the UK and the cynic in me suspects the rent was getting a bit difficult to fund) and can literally spin everything in her life into a recruitment pitch for Arbonne. It must be quite exhausting.

Oh found her on Insta

Another one monetising her small children

Hardly a mention of MLM - total attraction marketing

FB find for Arbonne hun. Also found new broke.
I see Sacked still carrying the woe is me like a ball and chain.
At least the Queen 👑 doesn’t fall into this trap which is why she is much respected .
I note that Castle 🏰 not getting much engagement on her sites but baby 👶 photos delegated to Mr Castle 🏰

Oh just wait a bit, she will mention it, even if she doesn't say specifically it's Arbonne. She'll drop it into an Insta story about how AMAZING it is that they can take the kids for a walk on the harbour and how she's decided she's getting a yacht now. And thanks to her amazing online business she will be able to get one...