MLM Bot Watch 66: Missing Messiah and cheap lounge wear

[acatcalledjohn]

As you were.

Glowb has been dissolved under voluntary strike off? What does that mean?

Nevermind, it’s not that Glowb.

@SSDGM

Glowb has been dissolved under voluntary strike off? What does that mean?

It means the directors have chosen to close their company. They can apply to have their company struck off the Companies List as long as certain criteria are met.

www.gov.uk/strike-off-your-company-from-companies-register

Uber's raving about the amazing photos she's had done as it's important for a photo to bring a person to life and how people need to see the real her yet I've never seen such a fake, cringeworthy set of photos in my life.

The poses and fake smiles, the over styled hair and make up all make the photos look like something from a bad library of stock photos used for crap magazines or shonky adverts.

Castle’s live on Instagram is interesting. When she was young she looked at stuffing envelopes as a way to make extra money but knew it was a scam as you had to pay upfront to join and get envelopes to stuff. Imagine that!

It also seems she is going down the same route as PHD by doing “free” content about branding, sales, promoting your business on social media etc. They really do all just copy each other.

She basically listed a load of businesses which went no where.
Why on earth woudl anyone want business coaching from someone who can not show one solid business - just state a list of business ideas...

I've just remembered what Uber's photos remind me of ...... a strange phenomenon that I saw on Buzzfeed or somewhere Women Laughing Alone With Salad.

Just saw Ubers pictures….
Actually lolled
Some of them look like a billboard for a Texas Church recruiting poster!

I thought the photographer had put her finger over the lens in her yoga one but I think it’s a pot plant or something. I think it’s supposed to be arty?

@Tupperwarelid

I thought the photographer had put her finger over the lens in her yoga one but I think it’s a pot plant or something. I think it’s supposed to be arty?

Arty? Pot plant? I thought it was somebody’s arse cheek! 😂

Interesting storyline brewing on Eastenders involving selling very expensive diet pills for commission.

WTF has Uber done to her face? It looks totally different. The pic in the car is particularly funny but they are all awful. Arguably, the photographer has captured the essence of the subject well.

Uber’s photos are cringeworthy. However the thing that gets me is that they are another hook designed to get engagement, sell a fake life, pretend she is ‘one of the girls’… and then she has you. It’s not to show the real her, it’s to make money from you. Shame on her.

Caption Competition: Uber’s Photos

1. I’m too sexy for my marketing hat.

1. “The hills are alive with the sound of mu.......” Who cut my legs off?

1. I love posing in my car with my giant invisible cheque.

1. She’s got the biggest balls of them all! This one’s global.

1. Put it away Yawn! I want to salute the sun not the moon.

1. I want to break free!

1. Who superglued my hands to the blender? No, don’t switch it off: this is the most fun I’ve had since I gave Bloodsucker a wedgie.

1. What is he doing up that ladder?

Your turn!

Just looking at Nurse's insta 20% off three yr anniversary offer thingy. In five days not one single 'like' or engagement of any kind. Crickets.

Oh nurse!!! I am so sad. I thought you had a finally quit 😞

@Lemming20

Oh nurse!!! I am so sad. I thought you had a finally quit 😞

Zero likes or engagement on that post. Seriously...how long will it take??

Latest FL marketing plan promotions show 11 Supervisors, 2 Assistant Managers and that's it.

No Managers, so nothing higher than that.

I was in FL for a few years and NEVER saw a month without any managers. There were always loads of supervisors, a good load of AMs and always at least a few Managers and thus higher recognitions too.

I've just found a July 2016 mag online. 1 Soaring Manager, 12 Senior Managers, 31 Managers, 84 Assistant Managers and I couldn't be bothered to count the Supervisors - 200+ of those.

It aint' looking good.

Just in the middle of Becoming a God in Florida.

Oh, boy, is that a scarily real dark take on it.

HIghlights so many points

• Mandatory stock purchasing
• Bitchy and cut throat up lines
• Taking advantage of vulnerable groups
• Narcissitic management
• Smoke and Mirrors
• Letting go of Neg Heads
• Money making by selling tapes and training materials

Very well put together show

It is actually quite sad, as it is so close to reality.

I'm guessing that BS Life have had a mass exodus. Lowest engagement ever in their 'stars' private group, and desperate offers on extra volume points on that godawful vitamin drink.

Oh the absolutely delicious tragedy of Mr and Mrs Yawn hawking aloe to a bunch of bored looking Primani staff. Wellness my arse, whoever that store manager is needs reporting.

@dickiedavisthunderthighs

Oh the absolutely delicious tragedy of Mr and Mrs Yawn hawking aloe to a bunch of bored looking Primani staff. Wellness my arse, whoever that store manager is needs reporting.

Whaaat? Where is this?

Poor Primark staff.Somebody didn’t get the message (barge pole).
Is it social distancing or not looking to keen to get roped in.

@Spongebobette it's on Yawn's profile, a load of photos. I will not comment on the black opaque tights with beige sliders as that's most off-topic.

Oh I think I’m blocked