MLM Bot Watch 66: Missing Messiah and cheap lounge wear

[acatcalledjohn]

As you were.

Sorry, but no way is Yawn a size 14.

Bruv has taken Castle's older son to London this weekend.

I think she does very little actual parenting tbh. Her mum cleans the house, does the night feeds, etc. Castle is too busy playing shop in her pretend business and associated failing businesses.

It’s disgusting that someone who is obese is giving out health advice. I won’t take health advice off anyone who can’t do a pull up never mind cant lose weight themselves.

Bearing in mind what Roomie is going through with her DD's ED (and I also noticed another FL bot who commented on one of her posts who also has a young DD with an ED) I'm shocked at some of the posts about FL's "fat blasters".

Castle's super slim bestie (also ex-police) has a post on her insta story about how the fat blasters she took on holiday mean that she's not bloated despite drinking and eating pizza.

She's got her perfectly flat and toned stomach on display on the post, looking for any signs of bloating. FFS the woman runs miles and gets up and goes to the gym at stupid o'clock, plus runs around after 4 kids.

She frequently goes on about her love handles, bloating , slight stomach in order to push her wares that will apparently banish them but she is already ridiculously fit, slim and toned.

What message is she giving her DD and others who see this behaviour?

Is Castle no longer of the view that Forever Living is ideal for mums as they can decide when they’re going to work so they can spend more time with their families?

Those clothes she’s selling are very Waynetta Slob / Vicky Pollard.

@SnoogyWoo

It’s disgusting that someone who is obese is giving out health advice. I won’t take health advice off anyone who can’t do a pull up never mind cant lose weight themselves.

Exactly! Bots like Yawn who do several C9s a year and are still overweight are proof that C9s don’t work. I wonder how many bots are just pretending to follow the C9 plan to encourage their downlines to waste money to line their pockets? Yawn’s lowly bots may as well put the money in an envelope and give it to her with a cheery “Here’s my donation to fund your lifestyle!” and have done with it.

Why spend £100 or thereabouts on a C9 when you could put that towards a gym membership, sessions with a personal trainer, or an appointment with a nutritionist or any other qualified experts who know how to get results?

Because they want a quick fix. And they're brainwashed

I see Yawn has created her own Leadership Team in her particular sparkly subset of Forever Living and the accompanying message seems to be work hard, just like us Leaders, and you, too, can have the life of your dreams

Is it Salon or Sacked who is now with Nutonic? She posted today
Beach days 🏝
Calls this morning, playtime this afternoon.
A cheeky Malibu and the most gorgeous salad 🥗 🍹
Kids living their best life and a reflection of how many dreams we have ticked off ✔️
Our dream home in the U.K. which is now a investment property 🏡
Our kids growing up in Spain 🇪🇸
Private education 🏫
Retired hubby 🙏🏽
All around 3 kids.. I’m not someone who’s main focus is business, dont get me wrong it’s a lot of my time but im a mum who needs to do baths, bedtimes, homework, hobbies & everything inbetween! It’s not that easy when you have a family.. but you prioritise!!
Find something that you love and which allows you to earn whatever it is that your wanting to achieve and run for it.
Work life balance!!
Don’t take advice from someone who hasn’t achieved it AND remember who the haters will be - they won’t be the successful ones I promise 😉
Life’s for living.
It’s one big adventure.
Are you living or existing?

What's the deal with her accounts?

What’s happened to Castle’s boxer dog that she got? Haven’t seen it in any Insta lived for ages. Is that another fad she couldn’t be bothered to follow through with?

@Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting

Is it Salon or Sacked who is now with Nutonic? She posted today Beach days 🏝 Calls this morning, playtime this afternoon. A cheeky Malibu and the most gorgeous salad 🥗 🍹 Kids living their best life and a reflection of how many dreams we have ticked off ✔️ Our dream home in the U.K. which is now a investment property 🏡 Our kids growing up in Spain 🇪🇸 Private education 🏫 Retired hubby 🙏🏽 All around 3 kids.. I’m not someone who’s main focus is business, dont get me wrong it’s a lot of my time but im a mum who needs to do baths, bedtimes, homework, hobbies & everything inbetween! It’s not that easy when you have a family.. but you prioritise!! Find something that you love and which allows you to earn whatever it is that your wanting to achieve and run for it. Work life balance!! Don’t take advice from someone who hasn’t achieved it AND remember who the haters will be - they won’t be the successful ones I promise 😉 Life’s for living. It’s one big adventure. Are you living or existing?

What's the deal with her accounts?

But she spends a lot of time 'literally' crying like a baby 😂

She's one of the worst, I think. She’s exploited SO many women

@Tupperwarelid

What’s happened to Castle’s boxer dog that she got? Haven’t seen it in any Insta lived for ages. Is that another fad she couldn’t be bothered to follow through with?

Good point, I haven't seen it either. It used to be a main feature, but I've not even it in the background.

It's all about the baby now.

Nothing surprises me anymore but I hope Castle isn’t one of those drop a sprog and ditch the dog types.

She seems exactly the type. Faddy.

Sorry I haven’t read the whole thread but what’s going on with Acti-Lab? Are they really taking over a prestigious spa in Knightsbridge and letting their consultants do beauty treatments?

Urgh I thought Nurse was distancing herself but she’s shared Castle’s ‘help me get more followers to prey on’ competition
(prize being a weekend in her cabin)

@Spongebobette

Urgh I thought Nurse was distancing herself but she’s shared Castle’s ‘help me get more followers to prey on’ competition (prize being a weekend in her cabin)

She won't have grasped yet that these women aren't her friends and everything they do is to exploit others. She will likely be sharing the competition at face value. It won't be until she drops FL for good that she finds out how little they value her

Theyre changing the whole brand and name and yes there's a salon but I doubt any reps will be working there

The UR brand seemed to be very much on the retreat. Around the time it got dropped by Harrods it was getting poor reviews. Now it’s in the White House it may have recovered. UR’s Insta has not one hint of Acti though other brands are clearly highlighted or at least positioned. I don’t really understand how this is going to work for UR even if they’ve just allowed Acti to take over their UR at home business; surely it’s got to damage their brand?

It's hilarious how Nurse keeps promoting Castle rather than Yawn.

@Tupperwarelid
I have had a search but can't find anything. Supposedly the spa is between Harrods and Valentino. I've google mapped quickly and can't see anything obvious.

Also, with actilabs, this nonsense term "cosmeceutical" to make their product sound pharma grade when it isn't. Just more smoke and mirrors.

Maybe Nurse promoting Castle is a hint to Yawn that she's had enough. I doubt she can jump ship to the Eagles after all this time? But the diamond shite group isn't doing anything for her, is it. Maybe the grass looks greener over there in Castle land.

Nurse you just need to get rid of the whole forever gig! You've lost so much money already. Just quit love. Personally I would be so relieved to see that happen.

Broke is back after his ban, and he appears to have a new girlfriend

And his protein shakes "slow the ageing process".

Righty-ho Broke, you scientist you.

I swear all this CBD stuff is shutting down his last remaining brain cells.