MLM Bot Watch 66: Missing Messiah and cheap lounge wear

[acatcalledjohn]

As you were.

Yes massive downturn since the glory days

Softfocus Bot (ex NuSkin & Valentus, now way up high at FM) has posted that she has paid £31k into her savings account and will have £1 million in total savings soon.

To be honest, I think she may hit that. She’s been ruthlessly pushy, has a massive down line and clearly doesn’t give a shit that her money comes at the expense of thousands of vulnerable women who are spending money to boost her bank balance.

So Yawn's in the revolving doors of her life doing yet another C9.

She says she wants to lose 5 stone this year - she'd better get a move on as we're already in the fifth month of the year!

If she's got 5 stone to lose she clearly isn't the size 14 that she's claimed to be (not that we believed her in the first place!)

Sacked is back working her bizness
That didn't last long
I could lose 5 stone and still be healthy just about and I'm a size 16. I'm a similar size to yawn. A size 14 she is not.

@ArbunneHun

Softfocus Bot (ex NuSkin & Valentus, now way up high at FM) has posted that she has paid £31k into her savings account and will have £1 million in total savings soon.

To be honest, I think she may hit that. She’s been ruthlessly pushy, has a massive down line and clearly doesn’t give a shit that her money comes at the expense of thousands of vulnerable women who are spending money to boost her bank balance.

any clues for Softfocus?

Yawn - I have a question.
If you spend 7 days on a C9 re-educating your brain about food and getting into good habits why do you do them roughly 3 times a year? 🤷‍♀️

@fitgirl26

Yawn - I have a question. If you spend 7 days on a C9 re-educating your brain about food and getting into good habits why do you do them roughly 3 times a year? 🤷‍♀️

What was it that Einstein never said:

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

FB friend Former J+ guru now Nutonic disciple has decided to take on a proper job and turn her Nutonic gig into a side hustle, because it gives her the flexibility to do just that 🤨. Errrr ok.

I’ve literally had to hold my fingers back from typing out ‘what about those monster paydays and 100k bonuses you were spouting on about only a few weeks ago. She’s uploaded a get to know me vid which is cringe because she looks worse than she did at start of J+. Kinda makes you wonder what went wrong 🤣 However she’s now a Nutonic founder no less 🧐

Amazing company amazing benefits amazing sales amazing products amazing back office 50% commission 500k sales launch bollocks- seriously who falls for this crap.

Had a trip abroad last week and had her pocket office with her so she could werk her biz whilst away. Like it was a good thing to work on holiday.

I wonder how many “founders” there are at Nutonic? Probably worth establishing that before they get excited.

Mr Homeschool is having a burst of enthusiasm having found a new approach to bolt onto the side of his coaching business. The approach is to do with breathing techniques and plugging yourself into ice cold water. A quick google confirms it is deeply suspect and dangerous - perfect!

I dread to think how he managed to plug himself into ice cold water.

*plunging!!

Mr Homeschooling is a bit late to the party with the ice baths.

Yogabot has been doing them for ages and another bot I follow (same first name as Uber's sister, also with a double-barrelled surname) started them too.

At the time I remember commenting on these threads as Yawn went for the half-hearted quickfix and posted about turning her shower temp down to cold for its physical and mental benefits. I bet that particular phase lasted less than a week as she never posted about it again.

First name: shortened version of Cockney rhyming slang for piano
Surname: first syllable is a jump that you do over a rope, or that you used to do as a child instead of walking

Omg what has she done to her face?

An awful lot of Botox & fillers, plus extreme filtering!

How on earth she feels that she can justify her own brand is beyond me.

Outside of her FL life, she is an absolute non entity.

Incredible lack of self awareness

Body shop at home have hiked their product prices again. This is from a group. Body butters are now £18 which is a rip off.

I live in the same small town as a VERY high up BSAH Bot. I do get amused by her antics.

Annoyingly, Sali Hughes in The Guardian did a positive piece on Body Shop body butters and so the BSAH bots will get legitimacy from that

Sacked
The funniest and accurate name

@YouokHun

*plunging!!

Was that a Freudian slip?

@Spongebobette

Omg what has she done to her face?

It’s an allergic reaction to that expensive fly-spray she’s shilling.

Omg I'm so glad I've come across this thread, Loving the name sacked 😂. Couldn't think of a better name to call it.

Its gone too far