MLM Bot Watch 66: Missing Messiah and cheap lounge wear

[acatcalledjohn]

As you were.

Sacked has either deactivated her Facebook because she got a ban or has had her account shut down altogether. The ban was, ironically, for harassment and bullying.

According to Siren Scentsation VIP sacked has had a ban since at least 31 March.

@SSDGM

Yes, looks like sacked is gone. I guess having her arse handed to her and also the news coming out that she couldn’t run a piss up in a brewery has hit a bit close to home.

Was it a baboon’s arse?

Yawn has found a place that sells more tat for her to add to the house. Is there any wall space left?

Uber looking for a Peleton. She should have a word with Castle 🏰.

no vowels seems to be gone from FB... maybe it's just me.

She’s still there. Her FB is locked down and she’s got a “Bank Holiday” sign up.

In other news that will come as a surprise to no one, Broke has got himself another FB ban, presumably for making the usual preposterous health claims.

Not a great few days social media- wise for some of the bots!

@Thewiseoneincognito

So a FB friend of a friend has suddenly stopped spamming her ‘non negotiable fruit powder pills’ from J+ and is now a Nutonic founding member? Wtf is Nutonic? From what I can tell it’s a start up by some whiny Midlands girl but no info on the products except it’s all incredibly exciting and insomnia invoking and they had some internet breaking launch a few days ago? Smells very fishay to me 🧐🐟

The Nutonic pre-launch was underwhelming. Certainly no risk of breaking the internet. I think the biggest risk was Salon dehydrating by crying like a baby.

Has anyone here read the Nutonic catalogue? I felt my brain cells decomposing as I read through their “Look book”.

Just as many typos as you’d hope for, the formatting is all over the place, the words are big and meaningless, and there’s absolutely no indication of prices (although I had to stop halfway through as it was making me stupid).

You can even see where they gave up and just made up something to fill the page.

To save you time, I’ve selected some of the finest pages

Jesus @Perthsmurf! The second page is a mesmerising jumble of meaningless words. Also no punctuation until the last few words when we are hit with an irrelevant comma and a full stop with a space in front of it!!

They have done very well not to make medicinal claims for their various ingredients which is hilarious as they are remain meaningless (much like the benefits!) I love 'raspberries are made with a substance that makes them smell of raspberries!'

NoVowels returns. However i can only see profile pics. Everything else is locked down.

So much for using your personal Facebook to build a network. Those 7 days of lives were worth it then.

Someone's been spamming our local Facebook selling page with Avon stuff. Absolute shit loads of it and she's flogging it for under a quid. She must be losing a fortune.

@Malin52 it makes you wonder who actually signs up to this. It’s almost like they’ve tried to filter people out if they are able to read/think for themselves/see beyond law of attraction style pictures.

I also found this catalogue quite hard to locate, because their site is heavy on recruiting rather than the products themselves. No surprise there.

I wonder if NoVowels Wafflebot has been reading about herself here. If so, I’d urge you to please do some bookkeeping. Work out how much you have spent, and how much you have made. Then ask yourself whether it’s all been worth it, because as hard as this sounds, the only way MLMs can operate is by massively over-inflating the prices and having people like you pay money for the privilege of becoming a commission only sales rep. Normal companies don’t treat staff so badly.

@Perthsmurf Gosh, that is awful. I ran out of breath reading out the Slenderize gumph.

Has anyone actually seen any bots drink the aloe jizz. I have only seen No vowels & Nurse?
Are Salon/Sacked/BBL clones of each other?

The thing that all three of them have in common is that they are prime examples that money doesn’t buy class.

Or pretending to have money...

....or spending your own money and pretending you were paid by the MLM ...

On her Insta story Uber says her amazing skin is down to a shot of aloe jazz every day ...... nothing to do with the facial or whatever it was that she posted about in an Insta story in the last week or so then 🙄

Yawn has posted a YouTube video about consent which, using an analogy with tea, makes it clear that “no” means “no” and that vulnerable people are not able to give their consent freely. Yawn thinks it’s a very good video. If this is the case, why do MLM bots, including her good self, teach their minions that when they’re recruiting potential victims the following mantra applies:

“No” doesn’t mean “no”: it means “not right now.”

@BSintolerant that’s a really good point! MLM culture just does not respect people, does it? It doesn’t respect their own reps (who are told that they’re business owners), and it thinks it’s okay to harass people into buying regardless of whether they decline, regardless of their financial status.

It’s literally in the same category as cold callers trying to sell you a phone contract- even though you already have one- and then repeatedly phoning you. Except that with MLMs, targets can’t just block the caller because they’re friends or relatives.

Awful

... Except that with MLMs, targets can’t just block the caller because they’re friends or relatives.

Yet if you’re seen as unsupportive of their so-called business venture, or express genuine concern they’re told to cut you out of their lives. I wonder if they’d come to their senses sooner if we were to cut them off and tell them why?

Sorry for the delay but been very busy in my real day job and getting paid for it😂 So, the story on Homeschool Bot let me explain for those new to the party! In FLP to gain promotion past manager you need frontline (personally recruited) bots to achieve manager. Quite often someone who is a bot recruited by their frontline achieves it instead. The person who recruited the new manager then becomes an unrecognised manager and is no value to them! These crooks such as Homeschool came up with a plan to basically bribe and get rid of the bot (personally recruited) that sits in the way to their next promotion and more money because the new manager then moves up frontline to them. I actually have screenshots of the bribe she sent offering £500 to resign and still give them manager discount! Also cleverly trying to imply it was standard and ok practice when actually it’s fraudulent and against company rules. Obviously FLP KNOWS it goes on but being the corrupt industry they are they turn a blind eye. Yup, they have pointless rules they ignore if it lines the coffers more! Yet more disgusting behaviour hidden from the lower bots so they don’t know that these ‘superstars’ got there by cheating! I know for a fact JL Bot’s teams were at this too (with horrific bullying going on). They had a ridiculously high amount of managers coming through in those teams back in the day from this practice and also stacking sales through chosen individuals to push them to manager. All built on sand and why JL Bot’s business ultimately collapsed and is now in the shit!
Be back again with more on Homeschool (trust me she really is a vile character) and also got some juice on Uber have just had from a friend of a friend that is in the know🤗🤗🤗