MLM Bot Watch 63: shining a light on a devastating, damaging and destructive business model

[GoldenKelpie]

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Thank you. I definitely need brain implants. I signed it and was told I’d signed it previously. Where is the knobhead emoticon when you need it? Do you spell it with a “k” or an “n”?😂

As for Yawn’s photoshopped Cola lorry -does she not realise that this Christmas will be grimmer than usual for some without being visited by a bloody great lorry full of aloe vera? I’m surprised she hasn’t photoshopped a thatched roof onto it.

If I were to write a screenplay for a horror film called “Huns on the run” (starring Farty Wankmitten opposite Mangy Muff) there would be a scene where the aloe lorry is hijacked by an eeeeeking gang of bots from a rival MLM, wielding mascara wands, who surround it with their fleet of armoured Fiat 500s. It doesn’t end well when the leader of the mascara wielding menaces (Verruca Low-Salt Woke de Vegan) boards the lorry, falls into the tanker and drowns in the aloe juice. This saves the undertakers a fortune in embalming fluid. During the funeral a mysterious scratching noise is heard from inside Verruca’s eco-friendly wicker coffin - the aloe juice has revived her! Chaos ensues in the scramble to get the lid open when someone drops a lit joint on it. The coffin bursts into flames. Summer is icumen in, aloe sings cuckoo ... 😈🔥

Anyone read wig and sleaze website (incase they get zuked). Calling their team heroes. They want the current government to surrender themselves to the police and they want to install a new peoples parliament.

I think their colourful trousered friend wants to run the country. He refers to himself as the most powerful man in Britain. I wonder if ponzi schemes being made legal will be a campaign pledge

If WW and Homeschool haven’t split up I, a vegan, will drink a bottle of chicken cartilage chocolate sauce.

She looks tired and stressed.

@BSintolerant 🙌🙌😂😂...can we start a pyramid scheme to fund it please

Homeschool has just posted saying it's their last weekend in their current house before moving...wonder what is going on

@ticktock19 the term pyramid scheme is almost as damaging as calling such amaaayzing hopportunitiez MLMs. How about calling it a direct sales company or social selling instead?

Or I could sink to the depths of Cheeky Fuckery and crowd fund it. 😂

@BSintolerant I'm liking social selling...something very innocuous about that and a perfect term to gain trust in Facebook groups etcetc...

I wonder if Homeschool’s Trustee in Bankruptcy has put the house up for sale to clear some of her debts?

Can anyone give a clue to who homeschool is please?

Homeschool has now deleted her post about moving. Weird.

Very odd that she's removed it...I noticed quite a few people we saying that they didn't realise she was moving away too which struck me as odd

I am always fascinated how a couple like Homeschool function and pay the bills. I mean it's hard enough with a regular income but both of them can't be earning anything much at all.

Weird willy's page is a bit sparse but there are a couple of 'fun dad outing' videos and a post saying he has the littlies all day which suggests 'contact' rather than 'living with' to me...
Maybe they have split but aren't announcing so she doesn't get in trouble for working while technically unemployed?

@BSintolerant wasn’t it a rented house? I’m sure I read that somewhere. I suspect the only assets are a garage full of choc chick cartilage shake (if you can call that an asset).

I suspect WW is not moving with them; he’s not posting as much and seems to have launched a new and much more overt get rich quick coaching endeavour (let’s hope he isn’t planning to hold himself up as an example of a heady climb to the realms of the super wealthy). The only interaction on his page is from his “self-esteem sidekick” who has been with him from the “self-esteem” days, which mutated into a weight loss support system. She appeared as an adoring example of weight loss through self esteem raising though was actually a graduate of Slimming World. Perhaps WW is leaving his dungarees on someone else’s bedroom floor

Crosspost with @CodenameVillanelle - yes that’s the sense I’m getting - there isn’t the sense of togetherness they were so eager to promote before. Mrs H just needs the end of the month to happen and then she won’t need to be as careful about what she says.

‘Leaving his dungarees on someone else’s bedroom floor’ is my new favourite euphemism

I see Yawn has moved on to another fitness fad....exercise/workout bands.

The expensive membership gym is definitely a thing of the past.

@YouokHun Why does he wear those awful garments?

I imagine a house with a swimming pool would be quite expensive to rent. Times are hard, especially if you’re bankrupt (even though you’re smashing it and growing an amazing team whilst being unemployed and not working). Landlords are starting to serve eviction notices again.

Homeschool’s last post was 3 days ago. Unlike her

Yawn has given a c9 to nurse.
Did nurse manage to get rid of the last one she was desperate to give away?
Homeschool is/was renting.
I think they have split up. WW did a post recently which was about his ‘toxic ex’ but I think he may have been having digs at homeschool in it.

All these C9 boxes floating about no one ever looks any blady different.

@funkylittleboatrace Exactly - they’re getting bigger despite all the magic diet pills and potions.

None of them are poster children for anything health related. Nurse started C25k two weeks ago, she's started several health and diet regimes in the last two months as well. Commendable absolutely but she did two runs, posted lives about it and about how she's going to be healthy and here we are two weeks later and it's been McDonalds and pub lunches and no runs since. The diets last two days. The exercise machines are nowhere to be seen

I know it's hard but it's awful that huns are expected to live their lives on social media so these failures and inconsistencies are made 100% public.

No doubt yawn has told Nurse she needs to 'be the brand'and encouraged all this public dieting and exercise regimes even though we all know with a hard job and being a single parent to an active preschooler it's going to be impossible to maintain. This means that when Nurse complains about failing in her 'bizniss' Yawn can blame it on her own personal failings rather than the inherent failings of the MLM business model. So depressing.

It’s so hard for Nurse to live up to the expectations she sets herself and she’s really bad at lying

So we see her boast about the ‘reset’ of her eating habits and we have 2 days of healthy snacks, followed by mcDs and pub lunches. Waste of money on the C9 every time

Nurse is also desperately trying to live up to the expectations of Yawn, but unable to see that everything Yawn tells her and posts on social media is bullshit.

WAKE. UP. NURSE.