MLM Bot watch 62: MLMs taking advantage of CoronaV and other scams

[GoldenKelpie]

Here is link to previous thread...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/legal_money_matters/3937557-MLM-Bot-Watch-61-enquire-within-upon-everything-pyramid-shaped?watched=1&msgid=98721275#98721275

It's okay, it's just 4lb of "toxins" lost...because you know, kidneys?! So disappointing to see this being peddled by a healthcare professional who members of the public have trust in to know their stuff. I do feel sorry for her to an extent she's clearly so far down the rabbit hole she can't see daylight but gets absolutely zero engagement with the vast majority of her posts. When she does come to her senses it's going to be quite the crash down.

@Bluewavescrashing

Nurse has already lost 4lbs in one day on her c9.

🙄

And posted a gif of a kid on the toilet saying 'day one'

A TV production company could make an epic series based on Yawn and Nurse. It would be comedy gold. Yawn doing her Mrs Bucket thing, desperately trying to climb the greasy FLP pole and lying through her teeth to cling on whilst sinking into debt. Copying her more successful colleagues and working 20 hours a day whilst pretending to work only 20 minutes, recycling old gifts as new to keep up her attraction marketing. Nurse, her protege, looking up at her in awe, not realising the lie. It could be so good.

I’d watch that!
Episode 1 - Yawn graciously hosting Nurse à la Hyacinth Bucket and making her stay in the shed and use the chemical toilet
Episode 2 - Yawn showing off her handbags then Nurse searches TK Max for a cheap one to emulate her heroine
Episode 3 - Nurse begins to draw on increasingly bold eyebrows and starts to wear red lipstick

That would be amazing. I would definitely watch it.

@Spongebobette

Episode 4 - The police arrive at The Thatch after reports that Yawn has kidnapped and handcuffed a disillusioned bot to a radiator in the cellar with only recordings of Dr Brain O’Wash’s mindset podcast for entertainment. Nurse can’t believe it and tells her followers that she’s taken her son to feed the ducks. The ducks get indigestion.

Re Juice Plus 'bonuses'. I always thought that they were paid over a period of, say, 12 months, and you had to meet all the qualification criteria every month in order to be paid it. So when they say 28k bonus I think they mean 28k over 12 months. And they are very unlikely to actually get it every month.

Any ex JP bots who can confirm whether I've got that right?

Castle's accounts have been filed with Companies House. There is DEFINITELY something going on with HMRC and directors loans, Castle has almost completely paid hers off, other than £28k (was £402k).

I wonder mummy and daddy have paid the tax on it for her.
I bet yawn is bricking it about hers!

@grumpytoddler1 I always thought that was the case too, but would be interested to see whether anyone confirms it.

Staying on JP, Iron Bot’s insolvency has been updated on Companies House and she has negotiated paying back just £18,600 of her £71,000 Directors Loan. Does anyone know whether she is still liable for the tax on the element she isn’t paying back? The liquidators had to instruct solicitors to get a response from her at all.

I am laughing in amazement at Nurse
An Insta story about her healthy eating - grilled chicken for lunch and ‘unlimited salad’

The very next Insta story is about what she’s giving her son to eat as a snack on the way home from nursery
Fruit? Maybe a little pot of blueberries or a banana? Oatcakes? A box of raisins? An apple?

No no, a Kinder egg and a packet of Quavers!

She claimed her lunch was 580 calories but salad is free and included sweet corn and beans that 'free' salad was probably 200 calories plus...

@BangingOn

Staying on JP, Iron Bot’s insolvency has been updated on Companies House and she has negotiated paying back just £18,600 of her £71,000 Directors Loan. Does anyone know whether she is still liable for the tax on the element she isn’t paying back? The liquidators had to instruct solicitors to get a response from her at all.

Not sure about the tax, but liquidators only get solicitors involved as a very last resort - usually when directors are being awkward buggers who won’t play ball - and solicitors fees in matters like this cost an awful lot of money.

Iron jumped ship and moved to Ireland in the middle of this too, possibly to try and escape the debt. Yet she keeps on recruiting and selling the dream...

Once again lies come easily to Yawn.

She says the only time she's been out was for her birthday when they ate outside.....yet on her birthday she said "We never made it to my surprise evening meal"

Does she even know what the truth is anymore?

Plus yawn was in Tesco on Tuesday morning. In the chocolate aisle I think

Yawn wouldn't know the truth if it bit her on the bum.

She's also been out to B&Q, an antiques centre (where she bought her latest upcycle project), caravan shopping, boat shopping ....

Yawn is such a bell end.

Much as it pains me to say it I think Yawn went out for lunch either on her birthday or a day or two before. Looked posh and had a bowl of deep fried stuff, cos you know she's reset her diet now so only eats leaves and whole grains, and I noticed it as I particularly like anything deep fried but do actually try to eat healthily 🙄😂

It's beyond MLM now, but Sleaze's meme comments on the children's book post are disgraceful.

A meme containing an image of what looks like child sexual abuse. What mitigation is a blurred face and penis?

He may not be getting any gratification from it. But he's DISTRIBUTING that image, which exploits a child, to justify the dishonest spread of misinformation.

I hope Facebook remove the posts promptly.

Sleaze and mini wig are absolute twats on that book post. They are so brainwashed by their conspiracy theory nonsense that they cannot listen to any reason.
The other meme must have been removed which sounds like a good thing.

@Norma27 sleaze has got completely lost down that conspiracy rabbit hole. His state of mind is worryingly paranoid, at best. How anyone would even consider working with them is beyond me. He sounds completely unhinged, and certainly not someone who anyone should be following

Re Castles Accounts - That is a serious injection of cash from somewhere.

In addition, they appear to have got rid of all HP's. Did they not have a range rover, and a Tesla that did a light show? Appears, that they are cutting back on all costs, which would be sensible. Quite hard to sell the sizzle, though, when you have nothing to brag about!

@ToBotOrNotToBot I totally agree with you.
He seems to believe he is some cult leader in the fight against the corrupt government and baby-eating royalty.
It is worrying how wig's daughter is exactly the same too. Blindly following him.
How can anybody believe he is good at business and join his team's? Absolutely mind boggling.